Lauren Goodger #24 Clunge and Plunge sitting in a tree B . E . G . G . I . N . G

[265]

I mean I'm pretty sure this is illegal? Using intellectual copyrighted property to flog shitey merchandise. I wrote half this message then like a cat with a shiny ball I got distracted

Welcome to my world Katie8ee sweetheart.

 

[Jsmith92]

I’m intrigued too. 100% there are Big Loz spies and supporter accounts. One of them saw their arse when I made an innocuous comment about something they’d said. Only 5 posts, joined in October. Was online yesterday.

I think you mean me, hey hun I’m definitely not a spy nor a supporter but this is a public forum so I’d be shocked if he’s not reading the posts

 

[xyzcba]

This is amazing thank you so much for doing this you wee Legend!!!!!

I'm packing up my books in ready for the move and perhaps I should send Big Loz a copy of one of my favourites .

You're welcome.

Does it come in an audiobook too?

 

[Facehugger]

And she’s gone private . Will have to rely on this chat to see her useless updates now.

I wouldn't worry, it won't last long by the sounds of it, she just needs the attention all the time, she'll be back

 

[Chi4]

Eeeaaarrrggggghhhhh that blue dress !! Slippers ?! Pap walk up and down the road probs outside her house ? And the pics with the view from the siiiiiiiiiiide - god my eyes. And whats with the wee coloured stain at hip height ??

As you were.

I bet she chucks up by the end of the day

 

[minnietheminx]

First week of June she's always been at least 4 weeks more than she claims

Yeah, she has 6-7 weeks left!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Mint sauce with chicken?

She’s gone public again

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And says fucking who. Charles doesn’t agree we know that

 

[CentralLine]

That was some very heavy breathing in the spag bol story. Did not sound healthy at all!

 

[Pom Bear]

Found a comic strip for our little artist in residence @Pom Bear I do hope your feeling better today darling.

I used to have a hard time thinking that babies were cute - The Oatmeal

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Just on and saw this as a notification it made me smile so much xx.
I have saved it to look at again I love it thank you xx.

I have made a pic so far...today I'm abit better thank you not 100% but alot better than yesterday xx

 

[liar liar]

Just surmising. European super leagues are quite the thing today!

Very true...

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Re the two tone effect "dress", this is how it's supposed to look


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How on earth did it end up looking like it does on Lozza, Did she find it in a skip out the back of Dagenham Market after some stall holder had it hanging on a hanger for a year in the sunshine with the bottom half folded up behind it?

You found the dress!! Goodger really is a bad advertisement for any type of clothes isn’t she

How did you come across that gossip @minnietheminx? Can’t imagine her tat making much money given the state of her Depop: hardly anything added or sold in months.

Ok. Still learning here. What does tat mean.

I’m confused by the pregnancy. I’m guessing that she is pregnant and not showing. She probably announced it as soon as she found out making her around 3 months now. But, it wouldn’t be surprising if she is faking it. She’s been pictures without the bump and it hasn’t grown at all.

There were the infamous OK magazine videos. She was gigantic in those.
I think she’s preggers. Unless I’m very naive. She wouldn’t lie to her sisters and family like this would she? She not really getting anything out of it. Free baby clothes .

 

[St37]

That dress isn’t supposed to be two tone. It’s sun damaged.

 

[Clickbait]

No that doesn't work. She appeared on the stage at a Radio 1 thing. Piers is not on the BBC.

I think she got the podcast on BBC sounds because of it, but as you say, unlikely to extend to ITV studios or other production companies.

 

[AlwightDallin]

Are they regular joggers? At five+ months pregnant I was in maternity jeans or high leggings (even at 9 months my bump wasn’t as big as hers now!). Does she have any maternity clothes?

 

[Pom Bear]

Sorry on not the best pic lol tired xx

Hahahaha. Can’t unsee that now

Looooool xx

I can feel a book coming on Pom....... CBA with Lozza ( I would put ABC but ya know, she'll get it all arse about face)

I like that...I make that tomorrow xx

 

[Harrigan]

I'm just watching a Judge Rinder repeat. It is hilarious - about a woman who collects Marmite memorabilia and has spent around £60k so far. She is a member of an elite club - The Marmirati. I kid you not.

Going off course anyone seen the green mankini episode of Judge Rinder? Poor Tommy put the mankini on the wrong way round! What a balls up or in his case prune up, bit old shrivelled looking.

 

[minnietheminx]

What's the word? You use a word like I use the word Boak the word that you say that means you feel sick ?

Vom!

 

[minnietheminx]

Oh the yoof of today, makes ye proud, dunnit? (Remind me to put me curlers in tonight).


A hem, it is a well known item, finely chopped carrots along with celery and onion as the base of the sauce.


What is that thing she’s holding? I presume a hair straightener but it’s at such an odd angle it looks weird.

No that’s it, it’s fuckin massive!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

She hasn’t she’s got 6-7 weeks

how do you know this?

 

[265]

Me!!

Don't tell Jersey Boy, I don't fancy my face rearranged thank you, it's bad enough as it is.