Lauren Goodger #23 Chaz and Loz wasting time at A&E. Chaz just wants to be set free.

[Jersey Girl]

Home, just finished my delicious Goodfellows Meat Feast Pizza, now for my Magnum and some loving from the ladies if they are sober..

So duck all going on Planet Lozza.

Those lips, I wonder what receiving a blow job is like from a woman with sink plunger lips... Hmmmmm

Sorry to be picky here my friend but is Goodfellows pizza like a farm foods version of a goodfellas?? sorry- in a savage and brutal mood!! How's your barnet today? Trimmed and blown yet??

 

[Blowup80]

So she was acting like a bell end with a filter on so no one seen her moon face and Chaz was pissed off as probs been to work and wanted to get home and wash his balls in the sink? She just embarrassed herself. What an idiot

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Oh god that was embarrassing. He was a complete arrogant nob to her and she couldn’t wait to end it. What a twit

Dam I missed it

 

[Katie8ee]

Home, just finished my delicious Goodfellows Meat Feast Pizza, now for my Magnum and some loving from the ladies if they are sober..

So duck all going on Planet Lozza.

Those lips, I wonder what receiving a blow job is like from a woman with sink plunger lips... Hmmmmm

Hope the pizza was good! Missed your chat today

 

[Blowup80]

So Oddbod is clearly coming off his meds! Calls her a ‘worldie’ (hideous term used by thickos) but then slates her cooking. He is malfunctioning. Quick Moleman tell Big Loz she needs to up his dose and feed him some more lard so he gets wedged in the cupboard!

I'm gonna start calling you fritzel you are obsessed with locking that lad in a cupboard

 

[265]

Sorry to be picky here my friend but is Goodfellows pizza like a farm foods version of a goodfellas?? sorry- in a savage and brutal mood!! How's your barnet today? Trimmed and blown yet??

I fucked up the brand name, this is my pizza.

As for my hair, still uncut and about to be washed.

 

[Whatstheteasis]

Yeah everyone was saying he was being horrible to his pregnant girlfriend when he was trying to drive. Someone said don't make him any more Sunday dinners for him and she told him and he said he didn't care as they gave him the shits.

He said he was going to do a live later to tell everyone the real situation, and her baby brain

Great so now I’ve had to plunge to new depths & turn on notifications for his lives so I don’t miss this

 

[265]

So Oddbod is clearly coming off his meds! Calls her a ‘worldie’ (hideous term used by thickos) but then slates her cooking. He is malfunctioning. Quick Moleman tell Big Loz she needs to up his dose and feed him some more lard so he gets wedged in the cupboard!

I just looked up the word, it involves football and women, well that's no shocker.

 

[Katie8ee]

I fucked up the brand name, this is my pizza.


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As for my hair, still uncut and about to be washed.

You could maybe braid it ...

 

[Orangeinessex]

Just an observation here, but the usage of the word "fark", where did you see that? Another forum perhaps?

Ermmmm...no.

Thats how I spell it because thats how I tend to say it (note the Essex......)

What forum were you thinking of ?

 

[265]

You could maybe braid it ...

Can't sadly, I used to back in the 80's, nowdays, too much like hard work plus my brain can't cope with the task.

 

[Jersey Girl]

I fucked up the brand name, this is my pizza.


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As for my hair, still uncut and about to be washed.

I knew you meant that my flowing tressed friend!!

 

[265]

Ermmmm...no.

Thats how I spell it because thats how I tend to say it (note the Essex......)

What forum were you thinking of ?

Oh I see, I started using it on a forum many years ago because they didn't allow the use of the word duck!
I also use Fark on the Daily Mail, I just made it up, based on the word ZARK from the Hitch Hikers guide to
the Galaxy. Froody or what?

 

[Katie8ee]

Can't sadly, I used to back in the 80's, nowdays, too much like hard work plus my brain can't cope with the task.

Fair here's a little goodness for my fav fella

 

[Emmie81]

Dinner date at GBK

 

[Katie8ee]

I knew you meant that my flowing tressed friend!!

Was telling my boss today one of my friends lives on lovely Jersey

 

[Benhameensmummy]

Sad that I missed most of it! Some Interesting comments again! The gestational diabetes one

 

[Clickbait]

I'm gonna start calling you fritzel you are obsessed with locking that lad in a cupboard

She’s the one who wants him to get back in the closet

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

View attachment 529777Sad that I missed most of it! Some Interesting comments again! The gestational diabetes one

Why would you open direct channels for such abuse? Is she really so thick she believed she would get honest engagement? That really rather large head of hers is empty

 

[Blowup80]

She’s the one who wants him to get back in the closet

You on fire this week you cheeky little werewolf