Lauren Goodger #23 Chaz and Loz wasting time at A&E. Chaz just wants to be set free.

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Everyone get on to @babycare_of_dagenham and laugh at their stories saying they can’t wait to see the GORGEOUS customer lauren pushing their pram!
 
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5 pages to catch up on. I'm laid in bed trying to be quiet next to beard whilst doing these full body shakes of laughter he probably thinks I'm having a wank or something

That’s why the pram has had to come out - all the weight he’s clapped on from the takeaways and her greasy food, he can’t fit in the cupboard with it any more.
. You know you getting too fat when you can't fit in the cupboard anymore!
 
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I'm late..I made this.. couldn't resist it , xx
Time to catch up...



Proper laughing at this brilliant
Thank you xx

Pom I think this is the funniest thing you've EVER done, its him to a gormless T!!!
Thank you xx

Thank you xx
I can't draw too well so that's nice to hear xx
 
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Charles really does emulate the 'early man'



Here is him and Lozza on the lookout for freebies
 
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It’s bizarre?? A can’t see it ?? Unless I’m over tired x
Nor can i. The bump is gone and the hips are bigger. They must take turns settling. That can’t be healthy elfay.
 
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Morning Scrunch Bunch!

What delights are in store for us today? I just remembered that she said in last week's column of lies that she was having the 4D scan "sometime this week". Perhaps it will be the exclusive in tomorrows column not that I will be able to look as those 4D scans give me the absolute fear.

I was looking at Tommy and Georgia's content (other couple from TOWIE who are having a baby in May, both in their twenties and still on the show) and it's just world's away. Georgia has her wee collection with In The Style, they have renovated their beautiful home, bought a few key bits for the baby but it's all hung up nice in a little wardrobe and the nursery is looking all lovely. It just seems so wholesome in comparison. (I mean it probably also helps that Tommy is a multi millionaire with a very successful and growing business)

The reason I mentioned it is the comparison between the behaviour of both couples is astounding and Big Loz is older and meant to be wiser. I know people have said it time and time again but her and Oddbod really do act like a pair of teenagers playing house. Part of me still can not believe she is going to have a baby nevermind look after it.
 
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She's gonna struggle to find Baybeh in that pram if she's dresses it in those hideous black outfits!
 
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She's gonna struggle to find Baybeh in that pram if she's dresses it in those hideous black outfits!
I never imagined for a second she would have a black pram, I assumed it would be some sort of designer motif monstrosity. I guess that's the downside to being a Beggy bitch in that you have to take what you are given really. ( My phone now capitalises the word Beggy from all the times I have written Beggy Mitchell in this thread )
 
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Clunge "n" plunge! Perfect given his relationship with sinks...
inspired by Jersey Girl and a little early but couldn’t help myself with a suggested Title Post ‘ sung as per kiddies rhyme (although with Big Loz there’s no love or marriage and only a basic carriage )


Lauren Goodger #24
Clunge and Plunge sitting in a tree
B . E . G . G . I . N . G

did think of using P . E . G .G . I . N . G but thought it might not get past the censors
 
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