Lauren Goodger #23 Chaz and Loz wasting time at A&E. Chaz just wants to be set free.

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Why does she pose like such a hooker ? But not a Julia Robert’s one, more like a channel 5 one

she literally has no shame and behaves like a sket
 
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Firstly what the actual eff is this?

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Secondly just as I thought all the freebies thrown in a heap in a corner. When will companies realise this ungrateful shite is just collecting what she can get so she can brag about it, she doesn't see the worth or appreciate any of it.


She looks a riot her smile is now upside down.
Toilet roll cover ?

As for her 'messig 2 her farrns' - when will she start to write full sentances (will settle for phonetic spelling of basic words for now....)
 
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Poor old Lozza. First she doesn’t feel herself then the baby doesn’t move then it finally kicks and Charlie fingers her then she wets her bed and now she has panic attacks. Poor girl our Lozza.
Panic attacks over Lockdown ending and Chaz being allowed out and people seeing her big moon face again without filters!!
 
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Why does she pose like such a hooker ? But not a Julia Robert’s one, more like a channel 5 one

she literally has no shame and behaves like a sket
She has NO class. She likes to think she does but it’s obvious she doesn’t.
 
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She won’t be loving all these cute little outfits when she’s got to change nappies 100 times a day. What is she going to do when it has poonami or 3? I can’t wait for the insta story...’erm anyone know what to do here? Me and my pwince have never seen anything like it before.. is there a reset button on the baybeh pwincess cus we can’t find it 🤷‍♀️
Willing to bet a lot of it will go straight in the bin because its 'and wosh' and as a new muvver, she doesn't have tyme 4 dat.

Legit. (Shoot me now).
 
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Charlie has posted a story on his Instagram of his shoes. Over the weekend while he "took Saturday off" his workmates glued eggs to his shoes. I only got a screenshot as I'm not a film editor but can confirm in this story he 100% has a ciggie in his hand. Thought they only ate healthy,lived healthy and that they didn't smoke.

Cant wait to see her spot this then she will try to reverse out of this as elegantly as a man backing his car into the entire peloton of the Tour de France. Haha we got you again fucker. 😂👏


At this point she is just throwing any tit at the wall to see what sticks.
You miss nothing girl! Nothing!!! MI5 if you have anyone checking these threads for any reason at all which I can't actually think of any BUT give our Katie a JOB NOW!!!
 
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I can’t believe people gift her stuff which is a nice thing to do for a free post. And now she’s going to try and make people pay money to gift her stuff. She’s such an unappreciative witch. These are all small unknown businesses.
 
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Why does she pose like such a hooker ? But not a Julia Robert’s one, more like a channel 5 one

she literally has no shame and behaves like a sket
You mean like an escort at the Hilton compared to a lady of the night outside the train station offering a blow job for a tenner?? 🤣
 
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Charlie has posted a story on his Instagram of his shoes. Over the weekend while he "took Saturday off" his workmates glued eggs to his shoes. I only got a screenshot as I'm not a film editor but can confirm in this story he 100% has a ciggie in his hand. Thought they only ate healthy,lived healthy and that they didn't smoke.

Cant wait to see her spot this then she will try to reverse out of this as elegantly as a man backing his car into the entire peloton of the Tour de France. Haha we got you again fucker. 😂👏


At this point she is just throwing any tit at the wall to see what sticks.
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Good spot Sherlock 🕵️‍♀️
 
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Imagine the small of their flat. Cig smoke, fried food and sweaty bedclothes. Wonder if Chas's 'car perfume' can handle that stench
He's fucked up there the minute I saw it I was like she's going to be raging. After all her eat healthy/live healthy bullshit she's been lying about lately this is a major no no.

To be clear I don't care if people smoke you do you, just don't you know lie about it and make out your some wellness living health freak when your just a ciggie smoking slobbie.

Henry as always keeping the team strong 😂😂😂😂😂😂
 

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He's fucked up there the minute I saw it I was like she's going to be raging. After all her eat healthy/live healthy bullshit she's been lying about lately this is a major no no.

To be clear I don't care if people smoke you do you people just don't you know lie about it and make out your some wellness living health freak when your just a ciggie smoking slobbie.
So much material (literally and metaphorically)....

I take it she has not got to the stage where baybeh is making her dash to the loo - imagine wrestling her 'jumpsuit' on and off each time.

Wtf has she done to her face with that filter / assfetix

Whats with the double upper lip thing on her selfie in the car ?

They've even got a VIDEO of them both copping a grope of the baybeh under the clothing - so much worse than the pic..........

Bleurgh.
 
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Thank you!!!! I watched it about seventy times trying to pause at the right part and then was like duck it! Not that in trying to procrastinate when I should be packing 😛😛😛😛😛

What kind of cigarette is this? I thought menthols were banned? Did I make that up? Is it just in Scotland?
I recordthe video pause it and then move the rewind forward slider/buttons while it’s paused.
 
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So much material (literally and metaphorically)....

I take it she has not got to the stage where baybeh is making her dash to the loo - imagine wrestling her 'jumpsuit' on and off each time.

Wtf has she done to her face with that filter / assfetix

Whats with the double upper lip thing on her selfie in the car ?

They've even got a VIDEO of them both copping a grope of the baybeh under the clothing - so much worse than the pic..........

Bleurgh.
Makes you feel like you need a shower doesn't it!
 
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Why is she going to be putting her little girl in black? I made a conscious decision when I had my daughter not to put her in dark clothing because she would spend most of her teenage/adult life in the colour (as we all do!).

Terrible to put a tiny baby in black.
 
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I recordthe video pause it and then move the rewind forward slider/buttons while it’s paused.
My phone says hello from 2013 😂 living in the mountains with no actual phone signal I dont have such fancy things 😂

Whoever asked earlier that is a good question, where exactly is the massive medical sized asfettics bed she has begged going to go in her flat? (I am so petty that sometimes I type "their flat" and I then go back delete it and write "her flat" as I don't want to give her the satisfaction of feeling she's brainwashed me into believing in this facade)
 
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