She applies makeup like a plasterer. So doesn't matter how much she spends, it will shiny and shite.
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Or thinks thank god I didn't have to come out the cargo hold, the landing gear is already down by the looks of them shorts t'other day!
It's tea time folks! Any guesses? Tuna salad baked potato? Sweetcorn enema followed by cucumber fun?
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Baked potato, salad, tuna, sweetcorn, and cheese all swimming in mayonnaise.
Oh no, it's another dubious assorted green mess whatever it is! It'll be hidden under cheese & mayo though I should think.
Who had the challenging job of translating pizza's illiterate ramblings into plain English??
She will lie about the weight but it will be obvious. The baybeh will come early and the excuse will be stron ormones.So guyyyyyzzzzz. What is the excuse for the beybeh coming “early” but a “normal” weight, or do we think she will
Lie about the weight. Answers please
Why is she saying no filter? Yes cos your chin And jaw line are that slender. We tell the jokes Lauren not you.
I reckon 9lb 8
I had a C section three weeks early and had a 9.1lb baby and ate like a pig
I reckon I would have had a 11 pounder if I was left to go full term 
her face is a moon 
I had a C section three weeks early and had a 9.1lb baby and ate like a pig
I reckon I would have had a 11 pounder if I was left to go full term That chin is defiantly filtered
her face is a moon
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Hello! I am new here. I have been lurking for a long time and you all make me smile. I have no outward interest in z-leberity but this woman and her management frustrate the hell out of me. I would pity her and think she was exploited but she appears to be the one exploiting herself. She isn't the fattest person I've seen by any means. She didn't used to be ugly. It's the lack of self awareness, the shame faced pornography, the complete stupidity and the ridiculously deformed surgery and filter fiction that gets me. Oh. And the gigolo 'boyfriend's, terrible food and awful nylon clothes. Thank you so much for entertaining me!
Was just on Insta and swung over real quick at the sight of crappy salad and to uncooked potatoes
. Can't wait for the recipe!!!Was just on Insta and swung over real quick at the sight of crappy salad and to uncooked potatoes
ETA - she is definitely using a spell check nowadays.
What i imagine the announcement will be be like:
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Rosie Goodger Drury enterd the word weighing 7lb 5 and was 3 monfs erly. We’re over the moon. baybeh and muva ar doing very wel”
photo posted on the last thread by @Whatstheteasis
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Rosie Goodger Drury enterd the word weighing 7lb 5 and was 3 monfs erly. We’re over the moon. baybeh and muva ar doing very wel”photo posted on the last thread by @Whatstheteasis
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Eh sorry lalalanded, you seem to be forgetting Loz doesn't follow recipes and this is all her own fantastic creation. You must be jealous of Lauren or something to suggest a tin of tuna, a tattie and some iceberg lettice was thought up by someone else.Was just on Insta and swung over real quick at the sight of crappy salad and to uncooked potatoes
I can’t understand why no one says anything on her comments as that picture looks absolutely nothing like her whatsoever and odd bod and his Wow you are beautiful . WTF
"Hi guys am jus ere at the labah wawd couldn't get a waw-er berf becauz no swimmin pool was open an mah ormones was so strong they thort the wawta wud get like contamiyated so a had to av a natral berf oh ma god it wuz well tama-ic read awl abaht it in necs weeks new mag."What i imagine the announcement will be be like:
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photo posted on the last thread by @Whatstheteasis
She’s using Snapchat filters
We all know that a jacket potato is just a side dish for her. Now what’s the main. I’m guessing the hidden pizza we won’t see or a bucket of KFC.
Remember when she said on Celebs Go Dating she is a 10/10?
I think he's so stupid he probably forgets what she looks like and gets all excited when he see's her on Insta. A bit like beer Goggles, but Stupid Goggles
Then he gets home and is like a puppy that's been told off, tail between his legs like duck, she tricked me again.
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