Lauren Goodger #21 Baby soon, might arrive in June, bath full of water to relax her noon

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I’ve never seen anyone so big for her alleged dates! She is carrying so high compared to others with similar JulTember birth dates.
She's never officially stated when she's due has she? Maybe she'll put something in this weeks pregnancy diary / blog thing.
Though most of us are expecting a May birth!
 
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Ok my lovelies have some nighttime reading for you all. More droning on about herself I particularly like her reference to her love of leather (there’s a photo of her promoting peta in the book) 🙈 Also how she speaks about fake boobs 🤣
Is her whole book about how she looks? How bleeping tedious.
 
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Is her whole book about how she looks? How bleeping tedious.
She just rambles on so much and contradicts herself in the same paragraphs. There’s a chapter more or less on Mark but then he’s referenced right to the end even though she was with Jake. It’s absolute drivel she really does not seem smart at all her whole life revolves around how she looks.
 
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“If you have a boob job, then cover up rather than showing them off - it looks really cheap and tacky” 🤔
For once, I can finally say I agree with her! Yes Loz, it does look cheap, tacky and slutty, you're absolutely right.
 
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I hate it when people comment on her VERY edited pictures saying that she’s glowing. Anyone can glow with a bleeping filter
 
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I love how she cared so much back then about looking 'classy' and yet now it's all vag & tits out on cam wearing bodystockings with her fake arse up in the air, and selling her crusty pregnancy pants.
Funny what a whiff of money will do to a yun gel.
 
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Notice how the caption says copyright BackGrid? Did someone from Backgrid follow her to Chaz' mum's home and take the photo in her living room on a Sunday? And #outfitinspiration? She's taking the piss!


Hope everyone has a good Monday!! Whatever the week throws at you 🏆 #newweek #babybump #newpost #monday #home #outfitinspiration ©@backgriduk
 
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Why have I only just worked out that she enlarges her head to make her body look smaller.

Looks like a bobble head
 
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I do, Brussel sprouts and cabbage for me, you know where you can stick the Broc.... :LOL:
How about cauliflower, green beans, red cabbage, spring greens, runner beans - omg so many great veg out there and spinach!
 
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Sorry but 'Mum Police' are those annoying twats who demand you breastfeed and don't co sleep, not the mums who are asking why the FECK you are stuffing your gob with 4kg of fat and salt a day, and selling your dirty keks on OFs.
Sounds about right. :oops:
 
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