Lauren Goodger #21 Baby soon, might arrive in June, bath full of water to relax her noon

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My corn on the cob was over done and mushy. I feel disappointed and slightly disgusted with myself. Which seems to fit this thread nicely
It’s ok. It’s insoluble fibre. It will come out of your derrière almost intact and “immaculate” as Loz would normally say.
 
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Poor cow died to be fried to death with onions and chucked in a shit bap.
 
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This woman is gold. Actually would love to watch a show with her. Can you imagine the sheer ridiculousness of it
Was going say earlier when the ingredients were posted that surely she should have had some onions left over from all this home cooking she’s been doing but now I realise why she doesn’t. Can someone tell her Charles might like some burger with his Bun Onions.
 
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Pulling up a chair
But also I can’t get over the big needle fingers!!! Does she think people don’t have eyes
 
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It’s ok. It’s insoluble fibre. It will come out of your derrière almost intact and “immaculate” as Loz would normally say.
Without wanting to derail or lower the tone too far... if it comes out of my derrière in something approaching a timely manner I’ll be happy... (also I had strawberries for pudding to be on the safe side. In honour of Big Lozza it was on a scone with clotted cream)
 
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By the sounds of it, I think you need not worry about the corn being tardy Mr F!! In the words of my lovely old Grandad ( who didn't give a sod about tone lowering):

If you want to shit with ease.
Place your elbows on your knees.
Give a grunt and a squeeze.
And it comes out like melted cheese.
 
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Anyone seen the comment on the DM today about Lauren being caught smoking while pregnant? Wonder if that’s just someone talking shite?
 
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Anyone seen the comment on the DM today about Lauren being caught smoking while pregnant? Wonder if that’s just someone talking shite?
If it's in the Daily Mail, it's shite.
 
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You lost me there.
@265 @Facehugger

here you go!

Aw guys ad so many comments an dms abawt ma cookin Well ere is a buhguh a made wiv no resipy jus got some lettis and unyuns and fried it awl up. All ma own wahk
Why’s she just showing one burger when she cooked all four! That’s a massive tea; two burgers in buns, big corn on the cob and all those wedges

Yeah we know what sort of bribes you like! Where's that pizza guy picture from the end of the last thread?
 

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Just the sight of all those onions I’d be up all night with heartburn her culinary skills are a joke
 
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Just the sight of all those onions I’d be up all night with heartburn her culinary skills are a joke
I agree! 2 burgers on white baps and all those onions she'll have had terrible indigestion especially being preggers. Or does she eat so much shite it doesn't affect her anymore?
 
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I agree! 2 burgers on white baps and all those onions she'll have had terrible indigestion especially being preggers. Or does she eat so much shite it doesn't affect her anymore?
Would be on the loo all night the junk they consume is unbelievable! We all like a bit now and again. No wonder she cannot get out of bed it must make her feel so sluggish !
 
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Would be on the loo all night the junk they consume is unbelievable! We all like a bit now and again. No wonder she cannot get out of bed it must make her feel so sluggish !
And don’t forget her bones are breaking so bad

Charlie boys at work so she’ll be conjuring up something for his tea tonight whilst lolling about in bed
 
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Would be on the loo all night the junk they consume is unbelievable! We all like a bit now and again. No wonder she cannot get out of bed it must make her feel so sluggish !
Unlike that perky woman I posted earlier, no way could loz emulate her.
 
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Happy Saturday Scrunchettes! What larks shall today bring? Presumably will be more knicker shots followed by a food tutorial how lucky are we!

I see our Charlie is off out making the coin for Baby La'Rosé. So the big question is... Does Charles not drive? as he's always eyefucking himself enroute to work or is he just following the Big Loz example of filming and driving?

Anyone got any fantastic Saturday plans?
 

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