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The only thing that would have made this thread better, and the related dm article would be if I had popcorn! Consciously avoiding it, I would be the size of a house if I ate a bowl every time Lauren said or did something cringe 😅

I've never been this embarrassed for any soul, outside myself, before 🙈

I’d imagine the real photos kinda look like this 🐸☕ 😂😂😂
And Scottish girl, this was gold! 🏅🏆
 
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Something very seriously wrong with her,she looks Revolting.. omg seeing her a etc..her face is oh god can’t explain..just get the duck away.
 
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This is what her "unconscious mind therapist" (Roberthisee) had on his story last night which has now been deleted, looks exactly the same in pap pics yet Lauren says they edit her pictures:unsure:
 
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Came here to say this. It’s a bleeping joke. I’ve not hugged my parents since February, I’ve not celebrated my birthday, my partners or my parents birthday. I’ve not been able to see my grandparents, I’ve worked my a off in ICU and CDU during this, and she thinks she’s the exception to the bleeping rule. I used to feel sorry for her, but she’s wound me up so bleeping much.
Well Done to people like yourself - some of us are extremely humbled and grateful. 😘
 
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What’s with the baggy, wide legged trouser obsession. Those outfits make her look as large as a truck, bet she’s one of those who cuts out the size labels in all of her clothes as well, deluded fuckwit 🙄😂
 
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What’s with the baggy, wide legged trouser obsession. Those outfits make her look as large as a truck, bet she’s one of those who cuts out the size labels in all of her clothes as well, deluded fuckwit 🙄😂
It's to hide the cankles. I don't blame her there, I'd do the same if I had legs like that. I thank my lucky stars that I don't! ✨

One of my best friend's is a size 8 and she has cankles. That's just where her body stores water and nothing gets rid of it
 
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Isn’t it right though that she doesn’t speak to her parents or family since Towie? I thought I read that in an article this week online. She has no true people in her corner or with her health in mind. She just has yes people around her. It’s all just so sad.

I’m also extremely concerned she’s doing cosmetic enhancements for people. She’s not really had any real training (1 day courses are tit) and anyone who chooses her to touch their face is also as ducked up as she is 🙄😑
 
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Isn’t it right though that she doesn’t speak to her parents or family since Towie? I thought I read that in an article this week online. She has no true people in her corner or with her health in mind. She just has yes people around her. It’s all just so sad.

I’m also extremely concerned she’s doing cosmetic enhancements for people. She’s not really had any real training (1 day courses are tit) and anyone who chooses her to touch their face is also as ducked up as she is 🙄😑
I watched her in therapy thing she did for Channel 5, I’m pretty sure she and her parents never had a solid relationship. She moved to her dad’s I think when she was 5 or something and they didn’t feature much. I think she genuinely is warped and it’s a bit of fake it till you make it with her supposed obsession with herself, I think it’s more that she just wants someone to want her and she probably has major confidence issues... which is clear from all the editing.
 
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Considering she actually classes herself as the lardashian of the Uk (like how it changed to lard!!) and she’s always trying to get free food!! Lauren it’s embarrassing 🤣
Hang on, she does what?? are you serious? she wants a free meal? I need coffee.
 
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This isn’t really LG related (it is sort of), but I am quite shocked at the blatant air brushing / filtering going on with minor celebs.
I’m not on Instagram, where I understand it is rife - but I did read an article about Kate Lawlor (big brother winner) earlier.
Her photos are ridiculous. She looks like a bleeping cartoon!!!
 
This isn’t really LG related (it is sort of), but I am quite shocked at the blatant air brushing / filtering going on with minor celebs.
I’m not on Instagram, where I understand it is rife - but I did read an article about Kate Lawlor (big brother winner) earlier.
Her photos are ridiculous. She looks like a bleeping cartoon!!!
went to school with Katie and Karen Lawler... Katie was always sporty, muscly but not overly chesty, unlike her twin who had the airbags but was full of air in the head. Katie has since had boobs and lips done but to give her credit, her fitness determination hasn’t really altered and she was recently bashed for looking ill on IG which I thought was harsh as she’s quite healthy, she just has decent body definition - she may add an enhancement filter but what you see is pretty real
 
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