Lauren Goodger #13 Stuck to her sheets & can't see her feet, beggy pizza is all she eats.

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She’s obsessed with them trotters, accusing paps of making them look like big old clown feet
 
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Sorry but I had to do this, I just did my own Lauren facetune with the same app, I youthed her.



Sorry, just had to get that out of my system.
 
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How on earth can you think peeling potatoes AFTER you cook them is ok? How has she made it to age 34?!

(I do have to confess, I use a knife over a peeler, not sure why, just the way my mum and Grandma did it).
Gotta say that it depends what you are cooking. If I am making sauté or want par boiled for a hash I do boil in skins before peeling. But I am ex chef who knows what I'm doing unlike Loz. Maybe she has got one of those Hello fresh boxes?
 
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Thank you! Those rocket lollies look amazing, I will report back!
Co op have the best ones then Tesco then marks in the rocket lolly sweepstakes just make sure you get the normal ones as they do a sour option as well which are a bit much!
 
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Sorry but I had to do this, I just did my own Lauren facetune with the same app, I youthed her.

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I'm going to do one of her as well!!!!! This app is amazing I just made my best friend look like a twenty something Influencer on the beach (you can choose background) rather than a 42 year old lying in bed in her Jim jams lol
 
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I'm going to do one of her as well!!!!! This app is amazing I just made my best friend look like a twenty something Influencer on the beach (you can choose background) rather than a 42 year old lying in bed in her Jim jams lol
It's fun isn't it, goes to show how fake people can be, at least with me I am being honest about myself.
 
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Co op have the best ones then Tesco then marks in the rocket lolly sweepstakes just make sure you get the normal ones as they do a sour option as well which are a bit much!
Ooh, now I love sour things. That’s why I asked if they did a lemon Twister. I shall be requesting the sour option!
 
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Lauren Goodger- Who is Daddy? Oddbod or Mole? Or is she their surrogate, to stay off the dole?
 
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How are her trousers always swinging around the ankles? She is 5 ft nothing ffs
I'm 5 ft 9 and I do sometimes struggle to find trousers long enough, but I never go out in ankle swingers.
She's a tall 5'6, it's because her huge arse takes up so much material.
 
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No idea what that pool of stuff is that the chicken is sat in, fried vinegar potatoes, coleslaw and brocolli she must have grabbed any old shite from Sainsbury’s yesterday and legged it before someone spotted that giant face of hers!
 
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