Laura Anderson from Love Island 🌴

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Johnny Bravo
I don’t know if there was more to it but I guess because she moved away from London, he was supposedly going to Scotland with her then changed his mind but I knew that was never going to happen. He’s as fickle as they come and she was available to him during lockdown being his neighbour.
 
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Johnny Bravo didn’t no how to keep it in his pants the minute lockdown finished he was off with other women he’s a pathetic excuse of a man and surely she can do a lot better than him.
 
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Johnny Bravo didn’t no how to keep it in his pants the minute lockdown finished he was off with other women he’s a pathetic excuse of a man and surely she can do a lot better than him.
I actually came across him on a dating app and tried to match with him for a laugh but he didn't match back - obviously very gutted...not! It was back in September (I think), after his split from Laura
 
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I actually came across him on a dating app and tried to match with him for a laugh but he didn't match back - obviously very gutted...not! It was back in September (I think), after his split from Laura
He was probably never off Tinder etc while he was with her
 
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He was probably never off Tinder etc while he was with her
I’ve heard through mutual friends he used to like a bit (lots) of Colombian Marching powder.....not sure if that’s still the case now. Looks like he uses extras to get that physique.
He’s extremely self obsessed - like another poster said, she was prob handy for getting some during lockdown however she’s not in the same league as some of his exes. He has very rich mates (clients) so doubt she’d fit in with them easily
 
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I don’t think he does the marching powder thats news to me but definitely in the past has had help with the gains, he has leaned down quite a bit now though. She is definitely not his type. Look up his ex Wife Andrea Brazier, that’s his type.
 
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Yeah she did apparently however since shes been back it's like she can't get out of there quick enough at every opportunity!! I think she was all about moving home and when she did it wasnt necessarily what she expected especially during a pandemic so it seems like now that shes in Dubai she was considering going back there again for a bit seeing as she was asking about people who had travelled with dogs/pets
 
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I’m 99% sure he did in the past - think it might have become a bit of a problem for him.
 
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View attachment 388161 Is this his ex wife? Yikes he likes them rather ‘hard’ looking in the face and body doesn’t he.
 
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View attachment 388161 Is this his ex wife? Yikes he likes them rather ‘hard’ looking in the face and body doesn’t he.
Yup that’s her. That’s a terrible pic though He likes brunettes, non English, exotic looking...although his last long term one was Norwegian so not so ‘exotic’ but she fit the rest.
 
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Yup that’s her. That’s a terrible pic though He likes brunettes, non English, exotic looking...although his last long term one was Norwegian so not so ‘exotic’ but she fit the rest.
Laura is about as exotic as a bowl of porridge.
 
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I thought Laura was coming home last Sunday and shes still swanning about Dubai? I'm just fed up of seeing them all in the same place especially when normal people are trying their best to adhere to guidelines and get on with life during all of this.

I nearly feel sorry for Laura in a way because she seems like a nice girl and then does the stupidest things or makes a fool out of herself which does her no favours in the public eye
 
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She did a poll a while ago asking if her followers did they mind if he posted dubai content, then apparently 70% said no keep the posts coming, not seen her do one thing work related so far
 
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She did a poll a while ago asking if her followers did they mind if he posted dubai content, then apparently 70% said no keep the posts coming, not seen her do one thing work related so far
Because she doesn't actually have a job

I'm not a massive fan of Olivia Atwood but good for her for shutting down the shite Laura said about how being an influencer is hard. Arsehole.
 
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She’s perplexed trying to figure out what the brown scabs all over her lips are all about. It’s called sun damage love. Surprisingly when you are naturally the colour of milk and you spend as much time in the baking hot sun as a camel you end up with skin like a speckled egg with the texture of an old leather handbag. Add to that she’s anorexic and malnourished and is pumped full of plastic and fillers stretching and thinning the parched damaged skin out even further, and THATS why you have a lipliner of freckles you silly twit. Mystery solved. Get me on fucking scooby doo! Didn’t she get a skin peel done recently to remove all the sun damage and pigmentation just to.... leave the skin weakened and then go out and damage it all over again. wow the brains on this one!!

Also like the comment she added about ‘much prefer the swabs in the throat than the nostrils’ course you do love. Taking things down the throat comes naturally to a brass.
 
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So Laura went and got a Covid test this morning for her flight back, yet she’s been out and about socialising and partying since? So there’s every chance she could catch it before she even gets to the airport. Her behaviour is just shameful and there’s no excuse for it.
 
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