Are you feeling better - to my daughter who has a cold
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i’ll listen in a minute - to a voicenote i’m never gonna listen too as my friend sends me waaaaay to many 
Stop turning my bleeping spotify off. I'm using it.
My back is fuckin killin
No don't text me when you're leaving work, just text me when you're on your way back from the chippy.
Definitely triaged and told to bugger off
The traffic is crap and there was nowhere to bloody park so I'm gonna have to keep moving my car every 2 hours to avoid a ticket 
Texting my partner to let him know we have forgotten to buy tortilla crisps for our burritos tonight. First world problem...
Posh 
surely there should be wifi too
surely there should be wifi tooNo worries, I’ll invoice you later!!
‘There’s nothing better than a nightclub toilet with good lighting for selfies’
Text to husband after he left earlier to go and see his mum..
'Our house is haunted. We need to do something about the 'ghost' that keeps leaving crumbs on the kitchen worktops. Strangely it only seems to appear after you've been in there'
'Our house is haunted. We need to do something about the 'ghost' that keeps leaving crumbs on the kitchen worktops. Strangely it only seems to appear after you've been in there'
Don’t forget to take the bin out
If you spoil it I will be furious. I mean it.
‘Get some of them sausage mcmuffins for a sausage McMuffin tomorrow even tho their not actually McMuffins xx’
Did you have food there?
Bank messaged me and said are all transactions yours
I responded: Yes
I responded: Yes
What time will you be back
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