Dear God, finally got through Label Lady’s valiant attempt at trying to explain, er, well what did she explain? That she’s had a bit of a bug and although she’s usually superhuman she must have forgotten to update her subscription this month as it lapsed (perhaps it was with the car service
) and SHOCK HORROR!!! she got ill. Fortunately though even though the world nearly stopped turning she was able to persuade it to keep spinning on its axis whilst she worked from her bed so disaster was averted!
I’m sorry, I’m not meaning to be just nasty for nasty’s sake (and goes on to do it anyway!!
) but she doesn’t half big her part up doesn’t she?! Crikey, she really thinks she’s all that and then some and I’m just not getting it; she mustn’t see what I see.
I’m not meaning to belittle what she does (hell she was a nurse, all kudos to that, if she was doing that but well…) but as far as I know she’s hardly changing the world or doing something fantastic or earth shattering, it’s not even really a necessity; she makes stickers and overpriced stickers at that! She could take the whole fricking year off and nothing bad would happen apart from the people who bought her stickers would have to buy them from somewhere else; probably for less money so win/win eh?!
One day she might just be as famous as she likes to think she is but everyone knows she’s riding on Stacey’s coat tails so when she disappears into obscurity I can’t think she’ll be far behind! Plus with the way the world’s going at the moment people are going to be struggling to pay their bills, let alone buy a lot of overpriced labels and tat from an online illiterate sticker maker!
Credit where it’s due though, she does have a cracking ‘poorly voice’. Perhaps when the sticker business goes tits up she could have a little sideline hiring herself out as a call maker for when people want to call in a sicky; if your boss heard her croaking away at the end of the phone you’d be given as much time off as you wanted!!