KyliesMadHatter
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Imagine having so many troll channels dedicated solely to you. Kylie loves the attention.
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Imagine having so many troll channels dedicated solely to you. Kylie loves the attention.
ProfessorFate
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The smegma tea kettle would be a hard pass on name alone...
SnapChet
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I know the vid posted wasn't filmed today, but you'd think (or not considering the Greedy Ghoul Pallo is) he would have gone out of his way (insert laughter) to give a big "Happy Mothers' Day" to old Sour Susan. After all, she's stretched the family to the breaking point to pull his fat ungrateful ass out of the ditch time and time and time again.
I imagine all you'd get is, "What has she done for me lately?" from that disgusting elf. Too bad she isn't there or he could have filmed her buying him dinner for Mother's Day.
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This is exactly why the panic has begun to set in with the family. They see their sizeable investment in their retirement property in that Orlando crackerbox in very predictable jeopardy.
Pallo, as he has all his miserable life, expects they will continue to impoverish themselves to keep him going and all he has to do is whine, have fits and pout and it's a good bet as long as they are able to keep him afloat. Old Susan has shown she thinks Alexa can care for herself and she doesn't really give a shit about the old clown's kids from his first marriage. It's all about keeping the emotionally and mentally defective burden that Kyle is from collapsing completely. He counts on that.
$350K a year would put him in the top 5% earners in this country. He's nowhere near that. Those in that bracket don't drive 15 year old cars, haunt a theme park with a camera daily, grift for little 3 day cruises, leech off their family for food and trinkets, carry $500 DEBIT cards controlled by their mothers.....and on and on and on. He's a sterling example of a loser who advances only because of his family and they are being drained like victims of a soul sucking vampire, a social leech and a bum who happens to be their youngest child.
I imagine all you'd get is, "What has she done for me lately?" from that disgusting elf. Too bad she isn't there or he could have filmed her buying him dinner for Mother's Day.
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It would astound me if he brings in $150K a year tops and nets even half or three quarters of that. The rest is made up by the family, the Handmaiden and what he can grift from old queens and cougars online and that's fading as fast as his looks. He has no sponsors and his online accounts continue to languish because of his lazy ass and no efforts. Susan got hollow promises from him to "...do better and work harder." (insert hysterical laughter).
This is exactly why the panic has begun to set in with the family. They see their sizeable investment in their retirement property in that Orlando crackerbox in very predictable jeopardy.
Pallo, as he has all his miserable life, expects they will continue to impoverish themselves to keep him going and all he has to do is whine, have fits and pout and it's a good bet as long as they are able to keep him afloat. Old Susan has shown she thinks Alexa can care for herself and she doesn't really give a shit about the old clown's kids from his first marriage. It's all about keeping the emotionally and mentally defective burden that Kyle is from collapsing completely. He counts on that.
$350K a year would put him in the top 5% earners in this country. He's nowhere near that. Those in that bracket don't drive 15 year old cars, haunt a theme park with a camera daily, grift for little 3 day cruises, leech off their family for food and trinkets, carry $500 DEBIT cards controlled by their mothers.....and on and on and on. He's a sterling example of a loser who advances only because of his family and they are being drained like victims of a soul sucking vampire, a social leech and a bum who happens to be their youngest child.
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Disneysensation
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Space b tight at the Pallonesian. But someone can fit underneath a bed. It’s been done before.
AKW24
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If Jacqui and Casey have a private meet up, I would personally pay for them to eat and drink anywhere they wanted in Florida
no $20 limit like oar boy Kp would restrict them to.
QueenC17
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He said the bread was leftovers from Shula's. Let that sink in: it was free bread from Shula's! Unbelievable. Why can't Casey make scrambled eggs or sausage? Why can't Kyle make some English muffins and fried eggs? Because they're both freaking idiots and they don't give a crap about anyone but themselves.
NanTeaDrew
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MichaelKaysHairyBack
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That ring isn't going to buy itself. Better startup that Patreon or have casey get a third income with onlyfans.
Disney_Fan
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Got Back from My Super Yacht Vacation in the Med this week and did not watch KP at all. Tried keeping up on TL. Look at the Downvotes on this Gem
Sunflower0
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Why does everyone in his family refer to drinks as chuggers? You fools aren’t 19 anymore trying to guzzle as many beers as possible in a frat basement before the keg is kicked. Chugging drinks as an adult isn’t cute.
Hazeleyes51
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It makes no sense not to celebrate St.Patricks Day because your bday is the next day. It always has to be only about him. How Casey doesn’t see this is beyond me.
Hardly Here
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Honestly, wouldn't a 30 year old MAN who found a duck leave it for a kid to find?
This is a truly mentally stunted 7 year old in a 30 year old body. (A 30 year old body that has no musculature, is pudgy, wrinkly, weak, out of shape and generally only attractive to a 30 year old boring, flat chested, submissive, middle-school-like excuse for an adult, oh, and his sis.)
KyliesMadHatter
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I wish I’d come up with the anal-lick-its joke first. We know Kyle likes to toss the salad in marinara.
DetroitFartCity
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What in the cornfed fuck is their life? Is she trying to get sponsored content? They truly live an absurd life.
GreyStroke
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Well here I am at Ragland Road…
BlurryCat
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I don't know if he's trying to act it up for his son's failing vlog or if it's the beginning stages of dementia. Either way the clown's behavior is reaching a new level of strange and cringe.
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QueenC17
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Kyle says he's thankful they didn't get dining room chairs because it would have been exhausting to move them out of the way in order for them to set up the chandelier. 
Susan is the only one with half a brain who suggested pulling the table out of the way while they're working on the chandelier in case a tool or something gets dropped on the table. You know if that table gets scratched Kyle's brain is going to implode. Then he gets fixated on his mother's booty butt and says Shake Your Booty Susan about 50 times while she dances like a little monkey for him. He says he wants to make Shake Your Booty Susan a catch phrase and he'll say it in different vlogs and then insert the clip of Susan dancing.
Kyle's also dancing around a lot. He must be desperate to try anything for views. Then we have the creepy ass clown gnawing on wires. And somehow Kyle is impressed by this.
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Susan is the only one with half a brain who suggested pulling the table out of the way while they're working on the chandelier in case a tool or something gets dropped on the table. You know if that table gets scratched Kyle's brain is going to implode. Then he gets fixated on his mother's booty butt and says Shake Your Booty Susan about 50 times while she dances like a little monkey for him. He says he wants to make Shake Your Booty Susan a catch phrase and he'll say it in different vlogs and then insert the clip of Susan dancing. Kyle's also dancing around a lot. He must be desperate to try anything for views. Then we have the creepy ass clown gnawing on wires. And somehow Kyle is impressed by this.
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Vyle Pallo
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It’s true… like you said, I personally don’t care if, when, and how much Kyle drinks, but the fact that he’s always downplaying it or saying he doesn’t drink much anymore and then proceeds to get multiple drinks, much of which are his infamous chuggers, just draws even more attention to his drinking and definitely makes it look like he’s either in denial or trying to hide how much he drinks.
And like someone here said recently, what person in their 30s seriously chugs alcohol?? Ok, maybe if you’re in your early 20s still in college or going clubbing and you drink primarily to get drunk, but a 30 year old? Then again, he is a man child cretin that lacks any maturity, sophistication, or class.
jipeta2021
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I just took a look at the comments from yesterday’s dump and there are quite a few about how white trash it was of his dad not to throw away his empty drink cup in the Mexico pavilion. There were also several comments about Kyle’s drinking and many about how obnoxious his screaming on rides is. Even his core fan base is getting tired of his BS. 