Kyle Pallo #6 Grifter Extraordinaire!

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In the previous chapter of the saga of Pallo's ongoing adventures in Disney our hero had visits from family and friend, spent obscene amounts of other people's money on luxury accommodation, VIP tours and alcohol, whilst whining about everything.
Lately he's been telling us about how hard it has been to overcome the mental health struggles his self-imposed arduous lifestyle of filming pavements and posing half naked in showers for cash entails, which he deals with by his miracle technique of choosing to be happy!
Oh, and he ate a lot of crap, shaved his beard to show off his double chin look younger, and socialised with some pretty people he may or may not be dating.

Please add anything I missed...
 
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Several people have said this in prior threads but it’s very clear that Kyle is addicted to vlogging. He had made it his whole personality. He can’t go one day or experience one event without having a camera strapped to his hand. And the resulting content is cringy, pathetic, and nothing of note. He constantly displays his lack of knowledge about Disney and when he does venture out to Universal his interest seems performative (“I’m a HUGE horror nights fan”… proceeds to go 1 time on opening night and never speaks about it again). This is going to be a train wreck to watch in the not so distant future. At this rate he’ll be trailing behind Michal Kay in terms of tanking his channel along with his income
 
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his interest seems performative
This is true of many things, for instance he says his favourite movie is TRON, yet he couldn't identify a sticker of a light cycle, he says he loves Harry Potter movies so much he can recite them, yet he doesn't know how to pronounce Hagrid. He says he's a gamer, yet he barely mentions any. He says he turns down sponsorship deals yet he endlessly plugs products he likes because he's desperate to attract some.
He also states he researches and storyboards his vlogs, which is laughable if you've seen them.
Note: If he starts a sentence with "I feel like" what he means is "I'm making this up".
 
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[ As this is the first page of a thread please do give a TLDR / recap of the last thread if you can and if someone hasn't already, thanks :) ]

As far as I can tell, all the 5 previous threads are pretty easily summarized:

There are theme parks with rides and stuff here around ME. I go on cruises and some other people are often with ME. Pay all that and them no attention.

This is my vlog ___ so...
 

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Honestly, I’m kinda tired of “mental health” being the new trendy catch phrase....and this is coming from someone who suffers from OCD and occasional anxiety. I feel like Kyle is using the whole “mental health” title as trendy word of the week click bait and it’s disgusting especially in light of recent events stemming from people with serious mental issues. Also, it seems like he’s copying Emily who has posted many videos about her “mental health”. I do believe he may be slightly down about his friend leaving and his parents leaving, but there’s a difference between normal feelings and mental imbalances, etc. Maybe if he really cared about Taylor (or anybody besides himself), he wouldn’t seem so eager to post the click bait titles for a week that she’s leaving from a 2 week trip. Kyle is an idiot. He acted surprised that the YOLO hotel/motel wasn’t a great experience. Then him and Taylor acted surprised that the $100 per night hotel (in this economy) was a dump. As a friend, he could have driven by it before she ever came. It seems weird that she would skimp so much on a place to stay, but then spend $$ on food, etc. The fact that one day he was picking her up from that dump and the next they paid $500 for 1 night at Wilderness Lodge for a room with one bed made no sense! I wonder what Emily thought about the room with one bed? If he was dating Emily, it was incredibly rude to act like she didn’t exist once Taylor arrived. Taylor and Alexa make the videos more interesting....even if Alexa walks like a 6 ft tall slumped over man and Taylor’s accent got old after 2 weeks. I think Alexa got all the brains. It was incredibly ungrateful to whomever donated the expensive suite for him and Taylor to keep complaining about “free stuff.” You got a whole freaking suite for free...what more do you want? It honestly boggles my mind that these people can’t find better ways to donate their $ or dvc points. My best friend’s son was a make a wish child...the one and only time he has been to Disney. I just can’t conceive of donating money to YouTubers as long as there is one starving child in this world, etc. Did Kyle really say he doesn’t bring a tooth brush when he travels...he just relies on the “dental kits”?! Emily graduated college and spent the pitiful night by herself in a hotel. These people seem to live pitiful lonely lives wherein the highlight of the day is getting a great picture of yourself smiling at yourself in a mirror. Only idiots like Kyle “rope drop” Disney to go first thing and stand in line for overrated Starbucks coffee because they are too lazy to make coffee at home...and why should they when there are idiots who can’t wait to send Kyle Starbucks gift cards? What is up with the white hoodie? Everyone with half a brain knew Kyle’s big surprise was going to be a “VIP to-oor”. The surprise was that his sugar mama paid for it...which seemed a bit awkward for his Dad....or something because his goofy ass dad was rude to the tour guide a few times like when she tried to hand him a water. How can anyone work at Disney for any amount of time and be as clueless as Kyle? My friends and I rode 12 rides and watched the fireworks in 1 day across 3 parks this March during Florida Spring Break by utilizing Genie+ & Individual Lightening Lanes...and we didn’t arrive at AK until 11 am. Not that impressed with his VIP tour ride count. Before fastpasses, my daughter and I used to do all major rides in all 4 parks in one day back when October used to be slow season. If you noticed, Taylor said the VIP day was the first time she had watched the new firework show at MK. That means selfish Kyle never stayed past the 2 hrs it takes to make his tired videos. I used to love going to Disney, but the more I have been on the same old rides some of them loose their sense of surprise/thrill. I honestly can believe that it would get old and be taxing...almost exhausting to go to Disney every day and pretend like you are beyond excited and having the time of your life. That being said, I still don’t feel sorry for these YouTubers who complain about how hard their job is and “I’m doing this for y’all”, etc. 🙄
How bout come up with some new travel/activity ideas? There are so many beautiful and interesting places just within a few hours of Orlando. Kyle needs a reality check. Also, he doesn’t want to spend $ to buy a dependable car, but he will buy $170 drinks and unnecessarily stays hotel rooms around the corner from where he lives, etc.? It doesn’t add up. Also, all the talk about buying a house and getting a dog seems like he’s copying another dunce, Dev. JoJo may also be annoying, etc., but at least he actually seems to have fun on cruises, with friends, etc. Admittedly, I thought it would be cute if Kyle and Emily got together, but they are both boring, seem to have no chemistry, and like to look at themselves more than anyone else. Emily seems about as immature as Kyle is dumb. She’s 21 years old and dresses like princess polly pocket. She’s a pretty girl, but she’s very spoiled and immature.
 
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Several people have said this in prior threads but it’s very clear that Kyle is addicted to vlogging. He had made it his whole personality. He can’t go one day or experience one event without having a camera strapped to his hand. And the resulting content is cringy, pathetic, and nothing of note. He constantly displays his lack of knowledge about Disney and when he does venture out to Universal his interest seems performative (“I’m a HUGE horror nights fan”… proceeds to go 1 time on opening night and never speaks about it again). This is going to be a train wreck to watch in the not so distant future. At this rate he’ll be trailing behind Michal Kay in terms of tanking his channel along with his income
I agree. He really should take at least 2 days off per week if he actually cared about his mental health.
 
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I agree. He really should take at least 2 days off per week if he actually cared about his mental health.
yup... agreed. He needs to give himself a "weekend"- 2 days off every week, whichever days those are. I feel like at this point he has enough "Fans" that really like him- that its not like people won't come back if he doesn't post for a day.
 
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Let's see. We've conquered our 'depths of despair & depression' with a trip to the day spa for a massage. (check) Glad I could help the world know how to conquer soul crushing depression: Have a massage and decide to be happy, gosh darn it. ___ So now back to my perfect life: "I love my life."

I'm refreshed and ready for a complete on camera breakdown over the need for a new car / house / cruise / Mickey golf club set ...etc. today? 😪

Or maybe a trip to the park to let all my devotees watch me eat a $200 truffle infused Goofy Burger? 🥳

Life is a rollercoaster and what better place to enjoy it? 🎢🎠🎠🏝🎡
 

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These people seem to live pitiful lonely lives wherein the highlight of the day is getting a great picture of yourself smiling at yourself in a mirror.
Loved your epic post full of insights, I agree with it all.
I think the root of Kyle's sadness is loneliness and it is pitiful. When he screams I love my life he's trying to convince himself as much as us.
It's telling to me that he keeps nagging his family to move to Florida. I can't see it happening when you consider his parents are close to his sister, brother, grandchildren and his grandparents where they are. But he clearly has no real friends outside of his Disney bubble, and most of us would regard them as ex colleagues, not friends. Kyle seems totally inept at developing and maintaining genuine relationships with anyone, and you can see why from how little attention he pays to his comments. He either thinks people are beneath his celebrity status, or he's deeply insecure and terrified of letting people in through his façade.
Either way, it doesn't end well for him.
 
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Kyle riding Toy Story Mania alone in today’s video: “I wish I had someone here…”
Me: “Aw he misses his family and Taylor.”
Kyle: “…to film me playing.”
Further evidence other people are just human tripods to him!
 
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I think the root of Kyle's sadness is loneliness and it is pitiful.
I agree.... he really was SO different while Taylor was here. He needs a partner, and like he even said in one of his videos "Somebody besides himself to spoil". Its too bad hes so stubborn and obtuse that he'll probably never be able to maintain that kind of relationship. He'd rather just go to the parks by himself and make the "I wish I had a partner" comments ad nauseam.
 
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Kyle went on about Taylor leaving for days. Now it’s come to light she stopped in California for a bit before heading back to Australia. Did he mention this on any of his vlogs? Super sad Kyle could have easily booked boarded a flight to California after his parents left on Friday. He went to DC without a hotel reservation preplanned, why not California? I think JoJo would have survived if Kyle missed his birthday.

This awkwardness went down at about 2 hours 5 minutes in to JoJo’s livestream.

Krista (reads): Kyle FaceTime Taylor.
Kyle: Oh, I have to reply to her. I totally forgot.
Krista: I totally forgot.
Austin: Is she back in Australia?
Kyle: Nah. I think she leaves tomorrow.

He thinks? So bizarre.
 
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What's also bizarre is how he fantasizes about being Casey Neistat while copying him like putting the camera down and walking up to it talking. Wearing the sunglasses. And more.
6 years ago, Neistat's Crashing The Oscars video from 2/29/16 @ the 9:20 mark said we're "going places we should not have gone to” backstage at the Academy Awards while filming what he sees. Good video.
6 year later, almost to the day, Kp’s copycat video The LARGEST Party In America | Endymion Extravaganza Madness: New Orleans Mardi Gras 2022 from 2/27/22 @ the 16:14 mark “maybe I should start sneaking into things cause I’m apparently pretty good at it.” Just not at coming up with original stuff.
Sad.
 
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Maybe I’m reaching here but Kyle has said on multiple occasions that he was a lonely kid, had no friends etc. Frankly that makes me give pause as to why. At least in my school everyone, no matter the ‘group’ (theatre kids, art kids, band kids, “jocks”, nerds, etc.) were surrounded by likeminded people (and often groups mixed). So that makes me wonder what type of behavior he was exhibiting to make others so repelled by him. We’ve seen in his home movies that he was definitely a goober for sure. I think that he put WAY too much emphasis on what people thought of him and/or trying to be liked, that he never developed his own sense of self. Then as he hit puberty, he started to be able to get by on his outward appearance, continuing to fail at working on himself and/or learning how to build meaningful relationships. This is what we painfully see on display now day in and day out. The shell of someone pretending to be something they’re not and covering up his hollowness with thinly veiled attempts at trying to appear more confident and successful than be really is. He mimics other vloggers in an attempt to fit in, which feels awkward given his personal lack of knowledge about the Parks or other local attractions. Masked by consuming large amounts of alcohol, I think we’re going to see Kyle’s crumble within the next 1-2 years
 
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I think we’re going to see Kyle’s crumble within the next 1-2 years
I agree. I've seen it happening to others and I see the signs in him.
Hitting 30 is an psychological ordeal for many young men, especially if they regard themselves as high flyers. They begin to assess whether they've achieved as much as they wanted to by the time they're officially no longer young but regarded as adult. And I can't see him being financially capable of him having the house, car, dog and trophy wife by then.
This combined with his looks fading, hair receding, weight increasing...
Be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet them on the way down...
Oh dear.
 
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Arrogance. Not sure if everyone caught this one from his Q&A Friday. How can a self employed person not use [pauses]…too cool for school. This explains so much. 😂

Another example of Kyle knows best. No need to even try to teach him anything.
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Kyle went on about Taylor leaving for days. Now it’s come to light she stopped in California for a bit before heading back to Australia. Did he mention this on any of his vlogs? Super sad Kyle could have easily booked boarded a flight to California after his parents left on Friday. He went to DC without a hotel reservation preplanned, why not California? I think JoJo would have survived if Kyle missed his birthday.

This awkwardness went down at about 2 hours 5 minutes in to JoJo’s livestream.

Krista (reads): Kyle FaceTime Taylor.
Kyle: Oh, I have to reply to her. I totally forgot.
Krista: I totally forgot.
Austin: Is she back in Australia?
Kyle: Nah. I think she leaves tomorrow.

He thinks? So bizarre.
yeah... that was a little strange, being that he seems totally wrecked not to be with her anymore. you would think he would've added the couple extra days!

but i dont know. I mean we dont know why shes out in CA or who's shes staying with and all that. It could've just been that kyle couldn't or didn't feel comfortable tagging along to whatever she was doing out there.

I'm sure it was a money issue too- he said in the "champagne" video that he was gonna have to postpone a few cruises because he spent so much while she was there. Poor guy... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: that $180 could've bought most of your plane ticket to join her for a few more days....

And for the flight home question- the live stream was on JoJos youtube account, not Kyle's. So Kyle was probably trying to gloss over it on purpose so he didn't blast her travel info out on JoJos account. or start all kinds of questions in the chat, being that they never mentioned that she was out in CA.

what *I* am most curious about is what he and Emily were talking about for like 25 minutes!!! LOL Was she reaming him out again? Were they talking about hanging out again now that Taylors gone? Was he telling her that the whole "keeping relationship private" part of his "mental health" video was about how he felt bad ghosting her?? Emily needs to do another TikTok live to give the tea!!! HAHAHA
 
Arrogance. Not sure if everyone caught this one from his Q&A Friday. How can a self employed person not use [pauses]…too cool for school. This explains so much. 😂
Did he make a single friend at college? It's not just about a degree but about growing as a person.
I still have friends I made there decades afterwards.
Oh, and it's advise.
 
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