I started thinking about the song “Creep” by Radiohead when reading this post.
“I wish I was special…so bleeping special….but I’m a creep! I’m a weirdoooo”
….“I don’t belong here”
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“I wish I was special…so bleeping special….but I’m a creep! I’m a weirdoooo”
….“I don’t belong here”
It's OR Dining Room in OR King Suite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And on the way up it was OR Elevator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who had BACKSPLASH on their Bingo Card for today????
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Who had BACKSPLASH on their Bingo Card for today????
Surely he's not 'flexing' on a 'Swan' stay. 
Kyle Pallo: A Swine at the Swan! C'mon now.
Another watch us walk around a bleeping hotel room and then watch us eat.
What a low rent POS vlog and vlogger.
We stayed there years ago and it's nice, but it and the Dolphin are aging properties, opening, I believe in the early 90's when Eisner still headed Disney. The best things about those two properties are location, location, location..... They're 'handy' to the parks.
THIS is what he's reduced to?
He should pay to play "Memories" in the background for his stans as many recall stays long ago.
Well, it can't suck any worse than yesterday's Daily
Dump.
Wait! I take that back.
Construction Updates At The Grand Floridian & NEW
Polynesian Resort: Grand Floridian Cafe Breakfast
Kyle Pay LowRent
1.3K ___ 2.1K
Kyle Pallo: A Swine at the Swan! C'mon now.Another watch us walk around a bleeping hotel room and then watch us eat.
What a low rent POS vlog and vlogger.
We stayed there years ago and it's nice, but it and the Dolphin are aging properties, opening, I believe in the early 90's when Eisner still headed Disney. The best things about those two properties are location, location, location..... They're 'handy' to the parks.
THIS is what he's reduced to?
He should pay to play "Memories" in the background for his stans as many recall stays long ago.
Well, it can't suck any worse than yesterday's Daily
Dump.Wait! I take that back.
Construction Updates At The Grand Floridian & NEW
Polynesian Resort: Grand Floridian Cafe Breakfast
Kyle Pay LowRent
1.3K ___ 2.1KHe's so Little in OR King Bedroom.
He's talking about Bonvoy, Marriott's loyalty program, right?At 6:52 he says "Bond Voy-ige" (Bon Voyage) multiple times.
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I swear, sometimes, Kyle's mush mouth makes blood shoot out of my nose.
of course he has to push the elevator button 5 times - but Sunglasses inside? Is he trying to be incognito so no one recognizes the STAR?????
Let see. Hmmm..... wonder if Casey will give her usual: "Oh Kyle, I feel like I'm a princess in a fairytale."
(And, hell, she works at the damned park)
Then as they leave: "Do we have to go?" (puppy dog sad face)
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A bit more upscale.
I need another cup of coffee. It's early!
(And, hell, she works at the damned park
)Then as they leave: "Do we have to go?" (puppy dog sad face)
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Oh... I see. It's the Swan Reserve. Well, marginally better.Surely he's not 'flexing' on a 'Swan' stay.
Another watch us walk around a bleeping hotel room and then watch us eat.
What a low rent POS vlog and vlogger.
We stayed there years ago and it's nice, but it and the Dolphin are aging properties, opening, I believe in the early 90's when Eisner still headed Disney. The best things about those two properties are location, location, location..... They're 'handy' to the parks.
THIS is what he's reduced to?
He should pay to play "Memories" in the background for his stans as many recall stays long ago.
Well, it can't suck any worse than yesterday's Daily
Wait! I take that back.
Construction Updates At The Grand Floridian & NEW
Polynesian Resort: Grand Floridian Cafe Breakfast
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Kyle Pay LowRent
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A bit more upscale.I need another cup of coffee. It's early!
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Marvel jersey, ugly colored aloha...and guesses on shirt # 3? We all know that's about as many as he packed. BTW he needs to burn all of them.
I was just about to make this comment. It’s BONVOY, not Bon Voyage! ONCE AGAIN, Kyle couldn’t be bothered to take the 10 seconds of research to confirm what their loyalty programs name is, ESPECIALLY when they are HOSTING YOU! He’s putting himself in jeopardy of not getting hosted again from anyone if he continues to put out incorrect information.
I guess he figures if Jojo got one and only pulled 21k the bar was pretty low.
Even before they arrive at dinner they are TOASTED. And arriving at the Dinner Location Kylie points out the bar like 3 times - look they they have a bar. Look it's a bar. They have a bar. And of course Kylie is going to order as much as possible to eat as he is not paying....
OH! And Mrs Chet just reminded me of something when she looked at the monitor and saw all the profuse 'THANKS' Pallo and the others were giving to Disney for inviting them.
It's reminiscent of his 'THANKS' to Disney for inviting him to D23, a NON Disney event, that he saw as something to 'own the hatters and meanies' but it ended up making him look like a damned fool because he was obviously JoJo's +1 and 'Disney' invited NO ONE.
First of all, although on Disney property, the Swan Reserve isn’t a Disney World hotel like the 'Swan & Dolphin' are. It's a Marriott hotel.
Disney didn't invite his lying ass to anything. Just one more flex to own the hatters and meanies (*"SEE! Disney loves ME! They invite ME....") that falls completely apart and flat.
And Marriott must be damned desperate to try and get anyone to come in and stay if they're hosting that toxic loser.
Shame on you Marriott.
Do better. You can't do worse.
It's reminiscent of his 'THANKS' to Disney for inviting him to D23, a NON Disney event, that he saw as something to 'own the hatters and meanies' but it ended up making him look like a damned fool because he was obviously JoJo's +1 and 'Disney' invited NO ONE.
First of all, although on Disney property, the Swan Reserve isn’t a Disney World hotel like the 'Swan & Dolphin' are. It's a Marriott hotel.
Disney didn't invite his lying ass to anything. Just one more flex to own the hatters and meanies (*"SEE! Disney loves ME! They invite ME....") that falls completely apart and flat.
And Marriott must be damned desperate to try and get anyone to come in and stay if they're hosting that toxic loser.
Shame on you Marriott.
Do better. You can't do worse.
I just don't understand why they would stay 2 nights in a hotel when he has a "lug-sher-ree" apartment "5 minutes away"
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If the Swan and Dolphin invited him to stay, why did he say he's getting Marriott Bonvoy points? I don't think you get points on free aka hosted stays.
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If the Swan and Dolphin invited him to stay, why did he say he's getting Marriott Bonvoy points? I don't think you get points on free aka hosted stays.
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Does anyone remember in his older videos, when he passed a mirror he'd flex a bicep and in editing overlay the "no one ____ like Gaston" song?
He was at least in better condition then. RIP the comments if he tried that today LOL.Without further ado…
Kyle flubs 3/4 of his “lines” while simultaneously getting resort facts incorrect and mispronouncing half of the words he says. Marriott, you fucked up.
Kyle flubs 3/4 of his “lines” while simultaneously getting resort facts incorrect and mispronouncing half of the words he says. Marriott, you fucked up.
Of course he doesn't really like Old Fashioneds. It's not a sugary/syrupy, girly, chugger!
Old Fashioned is my absolute favorite drink. They have too much class for Kylie!
Old Fashioned is my absolute favorite drink. They have too much class for Kylie!
I'm making an educational guess that good friend Jeff bought the stay for Kyle and is letting him use the points for a future stay in exchange for some private pool and shower scenes.
This might be the best guess! We also noticed that nowhere in the description of the video does he mention the hotel or that he was #hosted.
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