Kyle Pallo #49 He doesn’t cry just as much as he doesn’t drink.

[Hazeleyes51]

NONE of his job can ever be considered FULL.TIME:

 

[starswimmer135]

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This is not a normal reaction for an adult who is checking out of a “staycation” that they do every week anyways. Junk like this is what drives subscribers away because it’s so fake and over the top

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

 

[Hardly Here]

Let me get this straight.

BankerMom buys him a tv stand. It comes with broken glass. The replacement comes with a broken frame. He takes the glass out of the second one to put in the first. Then he finagles a deal to get his 1.2 back, (that’s $1,200 to the rest of us.)

So now he has a complete perfect tv stand AND bankermoms 1.2 back.

Instead of buying a table to eat on or barstools, YAY, I ordered a PlayStation.

 

[jipeta2021]

Those girls they were dining with are probably Casey’s friends who work weddings/events there. That’s why they were “hooked up” with dinner and a tour of the wedding venue. I swear Kyle makes it seem like he’s the man or something because he’s doing these desperate stale vlogs. He’s such a big baller, but he can’t believe he actually got to stay two nights in a row at a hotel. Wow Kylie you’ve made it! Longest staycation ever!

 

[SnapChet]

Uh oh! Tiny Twat the Troll is 'thinking' again.

~gasp!~ Thinking about parting with his classic treasure.

Next he'll be thinking about selling the "...house I bought" and moving up to Lake Nona Estates.

 

[SnapChet]

But sellers b mean

What he wants is for someone, family or sugardaddy, someone who can afford it, to BUY HIS LAZY ASS A HOUSE.

He just got into that little one bedroom lugg-jury' apartment weeks ago and already he's going on about a fucking house again, a house he can't possibly afford.
(*btw: Weren't we going to move to a more lugg-jury' unit in a week or two _______ months ago? God, he's so tiring, such a lying POS.)

Like a child, he wants, wants, wants....another shiny object. He gets it and is happy momentarily, then the 'new' wears off and he wants again, and again, and again. It's an old story of a childish, no, infantile nominal adult. He will always be dissatisfied with what he wants when he gets it or something approximate. That will be the story of his life. Always wanting, always whining and always eventually dissatisfied. He's a loser and only keeps his pointy head above water with the help of others, the few stans and sugardaddies left, family and that stupid Doormat.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

She wouldn’t listen to you anyway. She’s too besotted for some unknown reason. She’s going to have to learn the hard way, unfortunately.

I wouldn't tell her to leave him. I wouldn't even call him an asshole and point out all the crap he does. That would only make her dig in more to defend him. I would just tell her how much I see myself in her and share my story, along with its happy ever after ending (well, mostly). Whether she choose to see Kyle's tendencies in my story is up to her. Obviously I'm not going to publish my years of therapy and novel here, but Kyle is so much like my ex, and our relationships are so similar, it's sickening. I'm usually not a save the world kind of person, but I'd like to think I could get through to her. But she has to come to her own realization that she's better than this.

Glad you were able to get out of that and I hope you are doing better now!
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But your boyfriend has said racist, homophobic, MEAN things in the past. I’ve never seen Kyle make an apology or even address these tweets like most people do when stuff like that comes to light.

I'm good! Married for over 20 years and even had my own Fairy Tale Wedding (at actual Disney World not at the Swan Reserve). My ex-husband was a terrible human, which includes racism. He didn't apologize for anything ever because he did no wrong. It was always someone else's fault, everyone is against him and look at how terrible these people are to me, they are all so mean. If social media and vlogging existed in the 90s, he would be Kyle. But he had me convinced that I was lucky to have him and he was the best I could do. Casey is convinced that Kyle is the best she can do and she's lucky to have him in her life. Even if it means pulling out her credit card for every expense and quitting her job.

 

[BlurryCat]

AND What is his thing with Quick Service and Signature Dining. He's saying this poolside restaurant Tangerine is Quick Service. Well, when a waiter gives you menus, real linen napkins with utensils, takes your order and brings you the food to your table - HOW IS THAT QUICK SERVICE? He also says the food comes from a signature dining restaurant. Disney has signature dining - not the Swan Reserve - they are not Disney.

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Even after being corrected by most of his fans, he doubles down on the whole "Quick Service" thing. Kyle is never wrong and knows best.

 

[Heygrid]

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He should think about opening a box of crayons to make his résumé

 

[Adams & Brush]

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"Honestly I'm an investor..." Ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha!!! I'm dead!!!!

 

[SnapChet]

Why Kyle/Peter has never say anything about Detonation Disney guy.

He surely can beat Kyles butt easily. Kyle probably afraid of him.
I hope Caseys family have the money to get Kyle his dream princess wedding. We dont want Kyle going Bridezilla mode.

Since the father of the bride traditionally pays for the wedding, I imagine Kyle will hint for her father to fly him and his whole family to Hawaii (*Their lower class asses couldn't afford it.) at Disney's Aulani Resort for a magnificent wedding under the stars wholly arranged by Disney best planners (not Casey, of course).
He wouldn't care if the the old man had to mortgage his home to pay for it.
Kyle will certainly be the Groomzilla. It will be all about what HE wants....fuck her wishes. It will be Karen Kyle on steroids to impress the online dullard stans.

OK... that won't happen, but he'll make it known that he's very disappointed in HER for not making HIS dream come true.

Don't let them off the hook Kylie! THIS could be you for only $40K+ air fare. (Her old man was a pilot. More Durliat discounts! Winning!)
Basic packages (no air fare included) start at $15K....too cheap for you of course.
Since you have no friends, that will cut back on the reception costs as well. Savings! You're welcome.

 

[Hazeleyes51]

Price of wedding there:

Ceremony Fee

• $4,500/event

Package Prices

• $220/person and up
• Package prices vary depending on:
  • Package chosen
• Packages include the rental fee, catering, and alcohol.

Food & Beverage Minimum

• $18,000/event and up
• Food & Beverage minimum varies depending on:
  • Day of week
  • Time of day

Service Charge or Gratuity

• 26%

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Anyone else calling bullshit that he was up before 8:00am today.

 

[DisneyTrolls]

Lil' Kylie says the managers were all waiting for him and escorted him up the escalators. He's like a celebrity!

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Looks like a fancy hotel! And Kyle looks like the bum who rolled off the streets. Really? That Marvel jersey?
Kyle! You’re a big important STAR! The manager was waiting for you! You need to put on a dress shirt and slacks when you meet important people doing important “business” things.

 

[Disney_Fan]

Scouting for OR Weddding

 

[Yunque01]

So Casey was invited to see the venue and kylie was her +1.
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He got excited when he thought they had a private dining room just for them.

The dinner was just a tasting. The crustino had mancheco (KP’s pronunciation, not mine) cheese. LOL There was also the cruise comparison thrown in the experience review.

The next morning their room was ready at “ay-leven am.”

 

[BlurryCat]

Mommy Casey has been wanting to try ramen for so long now but her man-child always told her no, but today he's finally feeling adventurous. Kyle complains that ramen is not his favorite... everything is about Kyle.

Then he complains that the drive is going to take 30 minutes.

But remember, he never complains. He only "reports."

 

[Adams & Brush]

It's like a slow motion train wreck, it's hard to look away. It's fascinating, and oh so satisfying to see such a piss poor human and grifter fail.

He's totally out of control. The whining, the crying about needing Casey there to soothe him, convincing himself how "hard he works," crying about not having a house, crying about his broken TV stand, non-stop whining, always chasing some "want" that he wants other people to GIVE him, staying up until 2AM every night seething about the meanies and hatters. In-person he must be the equivalent to a black hole that just sucks the energy right out of you.

Poor Pallo, forever a victim, always complaining, nothing ever his fault, never does any research, it's no wonder he's desperate to become a "lifestyle" vlog...Kyle's lifestyle that is. He'll record himself sleeping til noon, taking boring trips to Publix & Target, occasional coffee drive thru's at Dunk'n, & waiting around the rental apartment for his girlfriend to come home from work. Outside of some of the sad shut-ins who already have a rooting interest in his channel, there's not a single new viewer who wants to watch any of that nonsense. His channel's in a death spiral & he doesn't have the originality or foresight to make a change worth a damn. I think we'll probably see a lot more videos like today, straight up begging for help, in the future, & I don't think even the most vested stans are interested in experiencing that mess

 

[Adams & Brush]

The video have less than 600 views in 8 hours I am sure this is going to help him get 1 million subs

Without going into too much detail, a little less than 15 years ago, the company I own was featured in the NY Times Home section for one of the products we manufacture. My business partner at the time was convinced that it would help us hit it big time immediately, while I took a little bit more of a measured approach to the news. It was cool to see, but I wasn’t convinced that it would make much of a bump long term. For the next two weeks we received some pretty good traffic from the featured article, but that level of interest wasn’t sustainable as readers moved on to the next hot thing. If Kyle thinks that something like this is going to knee jerk push his channel into the stratosphere, I can tell you from experience, he’s woefully mistaken. Gotta put in time & effort if you want to succeed, my guy. Plastering that news segment all over your extremely limited slice the internet’s not gonna amount to jack shit, & real talk, it’ll probably be more annoying than helpful