Holy tit he's tiny!!
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Are my eyes playing tricks, or he is on his tiptoes?
I was just thinking about this… even though he sucks at vlogs it’s better than him still working at the parks because imagine if he was actually representing Disney and giving the same bad info and lying to guests etc…
Why are his shorts so short? And those bleeping dad shoes ugh he’s 62.
Why are his shorts so short? And those bleeping dad shoes ugh he’s 62.
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He said, "I was supposed to be 5' 11"." ( No one knows what the fu*k that even means.)
Later he listed his height at 5' 9". (Insert laugh track here.)
Now he says 5' 7"
5' 5" is actually pushing it and that's only if he stands up very, very straight.
They both look so miserable.
Notice that he's standing as straight and stiff as possible, shifting his weight on his tippy toes, and everyone else is bending down.
Kyle has admitted to using "camera tricks" to make himself look taller.
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Same here and he gets closest to the camera .... and he's still the shortest.Notice that he's standing as straight and stiff as possible and everyone else is bending down.
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Pallo girls likem' short, evidently.
He wears the short shorts because it accentuates the legs, and makes him look taller.
This is also why he never wears long pants. He looks really goofy in long pants with his dwarfish height, square frame, and lack of a waistline.
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5'5" is definitely being generous.
I'd say 5'4" TOPS if he's standing as straight as possible on a good day. 
JoJo says he is 5'-9"-5-10" and look how small Pallo is next to him.
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He wears the short shorts because it accentuates the legs, and makes him look taller.
This is also why he never wears long pants. He looks so goofy in long pants with his dwarfish height and lack of a waistline.
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5'5" is definitely being generous.
JoJo says he is 5'10" and look how short Pallo is next to him.
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Those 'chance' meetings don't do Pallo any favors either. And indeed, JoJo has said he's 'almost' 5' 10" when '....I stand up very straight."
And here, at a chance encounter at the park, JJ isn't even standing up straight, but Pallo is straining upward.
He was on a cruise last time I was there, so I’m bound to run into a mess next time only a few more months
Kyle says that good things come in small packages. That's also what Casey told him the first time she saw his 
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He's definitely putting his weight forward and pushing slightly off the ground on his tippy toes. Look at that photo with JoJo and Dan above and look at their shoes. Kyle's shoes are elevated a bit at the heel AND he's leaning forward. Seems he does it often when he stands next to people.
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A group of girls celebrating one of them turning 21, most likely focused on getting as drunk as possible? Imagine his anguish in having to remain behind with Casey, instead of hanging with that group who'd also surely pay for all his chuggers.
Kyle says that good things come in small packages. That's also what Casey told him the first time she saw his
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♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭
Imagine that 'special first time':
Casey: 'Good things come in small packages........my ass.'
ShaunC got a response for the first time! 
LET'S GOOOOOO!!! 
LET'S GOOOOOO!!!
Wow! Yes! He and. Casey are usually even in height!Notice that he's standing as straight and stiff as possible, shifting his weight on his tippy toes, and everyone else is bending down.
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Kyle has admitted to using "camera tricks" to make himself look taller.
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Two the girls are in the group photo above.
Someone was reading Tattle yesterday. ShaunC got a response for the first time!
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You just know there were "Deby Sue from Iowa" levels of excitement rushing over Pooney'Sh-yawn (Did I misspell that?
) after getting a response at long last.I remember Deby Sue was upset and outraged that Kyle wouldn't respond and come to her b'day party:
"He's short . I like my men tall."
"He should be taken down off YouTube."
Then....he wished her happy b'day. WooHooooooo'!
"My day is made. Just got wished happy birthday by my favorite vlogger."
PoonMan will be over the moon that his favorite homophobe responded at all.
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Groupies?
They go to University of Tampa and say they have a group chat named after him and talk about him every day.
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Must be really bored today to reply to them both.
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