Kyle Pallo #47 No one likes Kyle

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What I've learned from newly christened "FOOD VLOGGER" kylie:

1. ALWAYS eat sushi with you hands, even better to get the fingers down your throat a lil bit


2. who cares how you pronounce things! as long as you can wash it down with booze it's OK!



3. Life is only sweet if it's in comparison to a CRUISE or DISNEY THEME PARK, especially as you approach your 30s!!!!


4. Blue cheese is DISGUSTING!!!



Also how the f*ck are they going to be foodies if Casey can't even eat seafood? Talk about low class. I try not to be a classist asshole but we have some real Beverly Hillbillies on our hands here.
 
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Everyone else is all dressed up and then you have the hick showing up looking like a slob wearing sneakers and shorts, shouting "WOOOOO" and "LET'S GO BAYBEEEEE," and eating like a toddler. Embarrassing.

 
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Let's become foodies and just do eating vlogs

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These two have serious issues. No one would look at either of them and think they are foodies. Casey’s cooking looks like slop and Kyle makes faces like he’s 3 years old.

They are both white trash and don’t know good food. Neither can articulate what they are eating. This idiot thinks blue cheese is exotic. Maybe learn how to hold a fork correctly first, Kylie.
 
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He says he's going to start making this a foodie channel now and just do eating vlogs.
 
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It isn’t the 90’s anymore sushi isn’t all that adventurous and is quite common to the American palette.

Kyle is white trash eating sushi with his hands, not showering, wearing dirty on clouds he walks around the theme park in, and wearing lululemom shorts to dinner.

He should stick to cheese curds and Kraft singles American cheese.
 
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Let's become foodies and just do eating vlogs

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Dude's giving real psycho vibes in that screenshot...those eyes <shudder>. But of course, we "cook all the time" aka follow Cooking for Dummies recipes off of TikTok & call it serious content. I've been told that I'm a pretty decent home cook, & there's no way in hell I'd even consider putting myself out there as any sort of serious "foodie" (derp). The set on these two to think that every last thing they do & say should be experienced by the rest of us is the absolute height of arrogance. It's both ugly & pathetic
 
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He really works that ambiguous, vague "we were invited" schtick, whether it's Disney, Universal, Marriott, etc etc.

You could say it's technically true when you get a letter saying, "Dear Annual Passholder, we invite you to experience Flavors of Florida at Disney Springs before the fun ends this summer!" But it ain't #hosted.
 
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Hey! That's really insulting to Kylie



............you forgot the cheeseburger egg rolls in Adventureland
 
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@SnapChet you're missing all this cringe.

The manic dwarf is off the hook, mentions a million times how "WE" got invited to a "fancy fine dining experience." Wearing lululemon shorts and OnClouds while everyone else is all dressed up. WOOOOOOO's his way inside the hotel, gets hammered, eats sushi by shoving the entire piece down his throat with his fingers inside his mouth, then calls himself a "foodie" now. It doesn't get more cringe than this.
 
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Kyle and Casey should both thank sugar daddy Jeff who probably begged the hotel to invite him to the media event.
 
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Seriously? It is just peaches and proscuitto on a flatbread. I can get that and many other combinations as one of my local restaurants. If you actually go outside of the Disney Bubble, you will see this is nothing original:

 
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Lil' man is getting absolutely roasted on Twitter right now. Farlexa has been missing in action.

 
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