A quick glance of the Virgin Voyages website indicates that a 4 night cruise to Key West (I think KP said the 22nd to the 26th) runs about $1600 per cabin - and includes all food. Virgin prices its cruises per cabin. Also, Kyle, that is not a 5 day cruise - you get off the ship on the 26th! Anyhow, the grifter should be able to pull in that kind of dough -- and much more -- from TWO Facebook Live stints. I would love to meet some of these "stans" who have nothing better to do with their cash than to donate it to a worthless grifter.
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Technically the last day isn’t even considered a day, because when you take a cruise that last day you get off the cruise at like 8 AM. So if you really wanna get technical about it, he’s really only there for three days which is basically considered a weekend cruise.
The ironic part is Kyle’s snide comment yesterday about MK crowds includes not just people who don’t know him, but also his devout and supportive stans. Congratulations Kyle for cutting the hand that feeds you (don’t you wonder why people unsubscribe / withdraw Patreon support?)
He opened up a card that said something about living his dream life and he said, “thank you! I know i’m living my dream life.”He cannot believe he hath entered the 29th year of his lifeand encourages YOU to be the dumbass failure and idiot here and abroad that he is.
Pick up a camera and get thee to YouTube. In only a few years of grifting and conning, with the help of idiots and your dubmass parents enabling you, you too can live, at 29 years of life
The sweet smell of success, huh?
God, man, you really suck ass.
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My god almighty, and that's a 30 year old man opening little prezzies' from idiots who take the time to send him that tit. SAD
Kyle’s gonna be paying for every chugger! No unlimited beverage packages on Virgin. On the other hand, kyles liver is happier but still hurting from a tit diet.
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. They would never take him as a member. Wonder what idiot sent him that. He's probably going to wear it tomorrow (it's supposed to rain during the livestream) and try to flex. Sadly, it's for the California club and not WDW. Someone probably got it off ebay.
I thought the same thing that it’s an eBay purchase!!!! Lol what a boring vlog.
He didn't waste any time to either photoshop the hat into the thumbnail or he shot this in his bedroom trying to thirst trap/flex that 33.
Lol. What a douche.
I was gonna say… he does realize that the hat doesn’t include a membership, right?? And that he’s gonna look even more stupid when an actual member tries to talk to him about it, and he’s just like “yeah. I don’t know. somebody felt bad for me and sent me the hat…”
Yup! Plenty for sale on there!
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KP - Proud owner of a grifted Club 33 hat.
100% he has already booked a flight to California so he can try to grift his way into Club 33. "Look! I have a hat!"I was gonna say… he does realize that the hat doesn’t include a membership, right?? And that he’s gonna look even more stupid when an actual member tries to talk to him about it, and he’s just like “yeah. I don’t know. somebody felt bad for me and sent me the hat…”
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Kid is such a dam grifter
I want to say more joking aside, but “front butt” Kyle reads tattle so I can’t say much on here other than just cracking jokes and trolling the humanzee.
* for Kyle if you don’t know what front butt means, it means a vagina. I’m implying that you have a vagina
oh yea
Yep. Thread worthy due to bring facts and it’s simplicity.
Kyle Pallo #26 What a Douche.
All credit to @CaptainSalty
At first port of call I hope he steps out to go play neistat and comes back to the cabin to find Casey tapping fins with someone like in the movie “along came poly” lmfaoHe’s going on a Virgin Voyages cruise!
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Someone should have sent a $10 step stool
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You sure it’s not him selling the gifts he just got Lmfao
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I seriously thought he was gonna get an orgasm when he put on that Club 33 hat. (More excited with that hat than with Casey.)
Now the question is what would he do with the Club 33 Tumbler? He clearly doesn’t make his own coffee. He would probably put in for sale on his nascent “merchandise store”. I wonder what he’s gonna sell there. Probably T-shirts with his cheesy catchphrases:
“Dad Dad Dad!!!”,
“It’s a walk on!”,
“It’s a chugger!”,
“Nummy for my (expanding) tummy.”
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