I know! Apparently anyone with a tat or beard is a chav sheep?!? Not that Iβd ever manage to grow a beard so perhaps Iβm just half a chav sheepMorning Conniewell according to old Hawkeye up there, us tattooed folk are of the same 'chav ilk' as Skanky & Wanky, so there's definitely a tit or two about somewhere
I had to change my reaction to a laughing emoji...I am laughing out loud nowIt tastes the same as Branston without the lumps, I love a nice cheese and brown sauce sandwich
There's no hope for him Ems, honestly, were doing the double act here, norks everywhere & all he's fussed about is his ruddy pickle
Norks and pickles
Hang on, I'll just find my tangle teaser, bare with me <<<<<<< intentional spelling mistakeYou better bring that over here so I can un-matt it
Got something in my eye Pheebs, I'm sure I'll flush it out eventually, you can stop here with your smelly pussy an'all madamWe're a pair of winkers. haha
It is horrific! My tatas aren't quite where I want them to be but hey...I'd rather them keeping my knees warm
kp's are so high and one is definitely a good 2 sizes bigger...the pump at her local garage must've run out of air
Yes,Facey know how you feel,my friend for many years as I have posted died just after Christmas..Her husband is going through hell,she was the organiser,done all the bills etc,he never had to worry,no he knows fuck all about anything..He is coming back to UK,has sold his house after only two days on market,she collected some beautiful stuff,fuck kno se what will happen to that,also their pets he has to leave,which breaks my fucking heart.I'm ok thanks Mrs C
As I'm sure do many BUT I bet each one has a story behind it, good or bad & you can remember why you had each one done at the timeI've got plenty of tats!...I regret a few tbh lol
my tattoo man is a very good friend, he's done all my son's & mine, they're not what you can go into a shop & pick from a book either as that wasn't the way he worked. Sadly he's had to retire through ill health, otherwise I'd have more even at my age 
Big! Lol who has been talkingHahaha, oh no, I'd have to give you back to Mrs Allan come bedtime, bless you, you do make me laugh you big old Stormtrooper
Dinner just served.Ooh, lovely! I'm surprised our Captain hasn't posted his dinner yet to make us all feel hungry
Perhaps my pussy will take his mind off his pickle predicament ?There's no hope for him Ems, honestly, were doing the double act here, norks everywhere & all he's fussed about is his ruddy pickle
Lets see how her date night at Acapulco goes because thats when the Mentawl 'elf shite will really hit the fan BIG TIME All I want is to see her face the music finally - is that too unreasonable to ask??Don't say 'i only' mate, honestly, it's no lesser thing to have suffered, bless you. Team Connie & the tat girls on here tonight ladies, come onnnn
I was thrown out of French and given detention for chewing gum. The teacher was quite frightening. She wasnβt called Mrs Wrigley.Bonjour Harriβ¦.ca va tres bien merci. I loved languages at school but donβt remember much now
Bless you Ems. You're a gorgeous lady inside and out and I love your shoes missus
I was always bullied for being the fat kid at school. I don't give a shite these days, anyone judging me by appearance isn't worth knowing. Xx
I have about 3 that are all mine and no one else will have them...drew them myselfAs I'm sure do many BUT I bet each one has a story behind it, good or bad & you can remember why you had each one done at the time
I was told I'm too old now for tattoo as my skin is too old lol
I'll get some daffs later. I do put raisins in the pancake batter then just sugar and lemon. My one daughter likes honey on hers, the other goes for nutella
Did someone mention (@)(@)??Oh I don't know...chesticles
Anyway, I've made my batter for the dreaded pancakes and put it in the fridge. I thought I'd prepare before cooking dinner as by then I'm knackered, pissed off and don't want anymore mess. Wish me luckor wish the dogs luck...they'll be waiting for one to drop
Evening my lovely friends and a happy daffodil day too (albeit a bit late, just got home, sowwee) xx
I can eat one, but after that they won't go down, don't know why. Told you I'm an oddity, me. I think my mother must have used the same frying pan to cook fishfingers or beefburgers when I was a kid & then did the pancakes after, that's my excuse anyway Good! You are BANNED from having anything to do with boxes from now on
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Aww @Facehugger. I'm so sorry about your friend. Are you okay love?. I'm sad but I'm okay. I'm more concerned about her husband. I'll be keeping an eye on things and check in without treading on anyone's toes xBless you, how are you feeling today, are you ok?
Wishing you well. Love MrsC xxxx
it's like I'm teasing you