I sing lily of the lamp light to my grandkids.. my son said you always sung that mum..what's it about ... I said a prostitute .....in the war.. he said .. oh right.. he knows I'm silly..That's bizarre! Though I think I could probably remember some more bizarre songs and sayings from a few years ago
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All good fun to me ...you lot are a scream... lovely to see laughs and banter xx
Ooh, lovely! I'm surprised our Captain hasn't posted his dinner yet to make us all feel hungryRoast chicken tonight
You are not going anywhere mate...if you want to be fiddled by hugger then carry on
you two are very funny
It's changed a lot on there, sadly. I shall leave it at thatMore conspiracies than the conspiracy theory threadI had already thought some comments were strange...it's hard to get the jist of a written word without the tone of a voice I suppose
I haven't got a tattoo because it's not my style. Some are beautiful works of art. I cried when I saw my brother's tribute to my mum. Stunning artwork
I had thought of getting a small tattoo on my arse for my husband as a fun 20th anniversary present...just his name, he said he would do the same, have HIS name tattooed on his arse. The shite
if it's not your style Ems, then it's not, folk have them or don't for their own personal reasons, I don't mind, I like to see people's tats, what I just don't like is people who judge others wrongly just because they've got a tat, that is one thing that will always grind my gears. Too right. Age is just a number. You're as young as you want to be in your head, even if the body does protesteth much at timesHow young are you Al, you seem like a young trooper still training
My children are more mature than me. I will admit to being told off by them. You're as old as you feel...
Fucker to get off though lolOh look! Methinks I spy a Rotty or a Dobe under there, I might have to get Sir Gobby one
She is finally getting the op to be a ladyboy
Be very careful Allan, one move and you may just pull a muscle
I love daffodils, they are so cheerful. Every st David's day when I was a little girl I'd wear my bonnet, dress and apron and my mum would pin a fresh daffodil on my dress. She'd say it would open up in an hour or two...never bloody did
I was hoping for 75 pOh it's allright, were off on Only Fans later. He's going to get waving an asparagus about rather than his light saber, I'm just hunting through my drawers to find some black gaffa tape and me Mam's old cardi that's been shrunk in the wash so it'll fit where it touches and just about cover me nips up.
Well earn feckin 50p each and have to share a bag of cheese n onion between us!!
Never limp lol xxEpisode 2.
In comes Mrs Allan 'Where's my housekeeping then?' Us'Sorry love, we didn't do very well'. Mrs Allan 'Fucks sake, can't you two even get that right' and walks off muttering to feed the dog.
Me 'Well how's about that for gratitude, honestly, not my fault she blanched the asparagus for too long and it's gone all limp is it?'.
Allan 'Dont worry, next time I'll get her to starch it instead, and her drawers, she'll be so busy walking like she's got a nuns chuff she'll not complain so much next time'.
I loved it when we had 3 channels. There seemed to be more quality TV.
Pish, you're never too old for ink... wrinkly skin and all.I have about 3 that are all mine and no one else will have them...drew them myself
I heard something on the radio the other day about women only having 1 or 2 smears in their lifetime because of the vaccination for the HPV virus which has been given to a lot of women is 90% effective. I'm a little bit worried about that. I know smears are not pleasant but I would rather be checked out every few years. Maybe I'm being overly concerned thoughDefinitely….and now at my age I’m in the 5 year check for smear tests now….luckily I’ve never had any problem in ‘that’ region
I've got a tat and a beard since I've been on my testosteroneI know! Apparently anyone with a tat or beard is a chav sheep?!? Not that I’d ever manage to grow a beard so perhaps I’m just half a chav sheep
Honestly, the things some poor people have to go through at times, nobody really knows do they! Must have been awful for you back then, how do some people get through the shite life throws at them sometimes
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