I'm 57
I'm 57How young are you Al, you seem like a young trooper still training
My children are more mature than me. I will admit to being told off by them. You're as old as you feel...
haha It'll be ok as long as they're not cocaine-addicted Ladybugs.You dirty pussynight night missus, sleep tight, mind the chest bugs don't bite xx
Ah, there you are, thought you'd disappeared with ferret poisoning for a bit thereI'm 57
I'm here lolAh, there you are, thought you'd disappeared with ferret poisoning for a bit there
Lurking watching all the titty talk no doubtI'm here lol
Fuck emLurking watching all the titty talk no doubtI'm right offended me, we are all 'chav ilk' akin to KP all us tattoo folk, how immensely rood!
Yep, too right. I'm just sat watching bloody MasterChef Australia of all things, just a noise in the corner really, other than that I'm bored now everyone's gone to bed, you'll have to entertain me I'm afraidFuck em
I'm lying here watching gold rush and not really listening to it!....I'd entertain you anyway you wantedYep, too right. I'm just sat watching bloody MasterChef Australia of all things, just a noise in the corner really, other than that I'm bored now everyone's gone to bed, you'll have to entertain me I'm afraid
Oh dear, what a bloody pair, Saturday night & staring at the telly!I'm lying here watching gold rush and not really listening to it!....I'd entertain you anyway you wanted
I know lol...we know how to live lol. I could think of other things to do but better not say on here!Oh dear, what a bloody pair, Saturday night & staring at the telly!I'd say put a bit of Scooter V's Status Quo on & do the hop but your helmet would fall off, you'd bugger your shoulder again & I'd give meself black eyes so maybe not a good idea really
No, you be quiet, we'll get showered in Zoflora againI know lol...we know how to live lol. I could think of other things to do but better not say on here!
I can have 2 pints and be fucked for days..older I get the longer the hangover lasts. Plus I hate pubs now the smell makes me ill lolNo, you be quiet, we'll get showered in Zoflora againhonestly, I can remember not even going out before 11pm of a weekend, then coming home at 4am, getting up & going to work for 9am too, god's sake, that would kill me these days
The older I get, the more I can't be doing with drunken fuckwits, I rarely go out to hostelries any more. You're best off on your sofa with the dog and us Tattle ladies my friendI can have 2 pints and be fucked for days..older I get the longer the hangover lasts. Plus I hate pubs now the smell makes me ill lol
Totally agree, best place to be..I don't have any social media so this place does me just fine.The older I get, the more I can't be doing with drunken fuckwits, I rarely go out to hostelries any more. You're best off on your sofa with the dog and us Tattle ladies my friend
Same here, I have a very few close trusted friends but I'm happiest at home behind my locked front door chatting with you lovely folks on hereTotally agree, best place to be..I don't have any social media so this place does me just fine.
I'm getting now that I can't be arsed with anyone now lol, so having you guys to chat to and talk to is great
Yeah I can count my friends on one hand..home is best, this place is so cool with lots of lovely people...just like you.Same here, I have a very few close trusted friends but I'm happiest at home behind my locked front door chatting with you lovely folks on herepeople say it's only a gossip site but no, it's not, you do make friends & care just the same as in RL xx
Right, now the truth comes out, that's how you did your shoulder innit, you dirty devil, when you said you overdid it with boxes silly bloody me assumed you meant the cardboard sort, god I'm so dumbYeah I can count my friends on one hand..home is best, this place is so cool with lots of lovely people...just like you.
Beats looking at fucking porn all night lol
Lmao...wrong handRight, now the truth comes out, that's how you did your shoulder innit, you dirty devil, when you said you overdid it with boxes silly bloody me assumed you meant the cardboard sort, god I'm so dumb
Yeah, yeah, you'll say anything to try and wiggle out of it now, I've got you sussed Mr Stormy oneLmao...wrong hand
I'd say anything to wiggle inYeah, yeah, you'll say anything to try and wiggle out of it now, I've got you sussed Mr Stormy one
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