Krusties #26 Girls get those Alan Whicker's put out in the bin, less ironing on a Sunday, it's all win win.

[Rita Chevrolet]

Its actually tomorrow - its big bank holiday here and I've even graciously given you lot over there a day off to celebrate the Greatness of Meeeeeeeee! Hold on I'm sounding like skanky - I shall slap myself
Nothing to celebrate though, just another little thing to get depressed about when the brain says "YES!" and body says "Piss off!" - the joys of getting old eh?

 

[Harrigan]

Rita quelle patisserie pour vous demain?

Je prefer un choux avec la crème e chocolat.

Dolly!

PS the writer did not achieve O Level French!

 

[Facehugger]

Morning lovelies just popping in to wish you all a happy bank holiday Sunday hope you're all ok. Happy birthday for tomorrow our Rita xx

P.s. somebody better get Fred suggestin!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Morning lovelies just popping in to wish you all a happy bank holiday Sunday hope you're all ok. Happy birthday for tomorrow our Rita xx

P.s. somebody better get Fred suggestin!

hello dear Facey,have relaxing day,it’s busy down my road and side roads,it’s a jumble trail today,it happens every year,well organised,my neighbour next door has dress rail out front garden and things placed around..

 

[Harrigan]

Krusties #27 Rita’s ram, Ems baps, Dolly’s ham, Fancy a slap (and tickle)?

 

[Facehugger]

hello dear Facey,have relaxing day,it’s busy down my road and side roads,it’s a jumble trail today,it happens every year,well organised,my neighbour next door has dress rail out front garden and things placed around..

Hey Dolly my love oh that sounds fab, great idea, get rid of your unwanted stuff outside your front door. We see the odd garage sale round here but nothing like that. I'm just dossing with dog, bless him xx

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Krusties 27#We should all know that there is life beyond the ironing board.

 

[MrsEms]

Morning all, hope everyone is well

Happy birthday Rita!

Well I've found a room in this beautiful cottage that gets internet...so here I am
Were going out shortly for Sunday lunch, if they have carrot batons then I hope they are the same length ahh I'm just chuffed I don't have to cook and do all the dishes!

Have a lovely sunday all xxx

 

[Facehugger]

Morning all, hope everyone is well

Happy birthday Rita!

Well I've found a room in this beautiful cottage that gets internet...so here I am
Were going out shortly for Sunday lunch, if they have carrot batons then I hope they are the same length ahh I'm just chuffed I don't have to cook and do all the dishes!

Have a lovely sunday all xxx

Have a fab dinner sweetie and DO NOT take your tape measure with you for the carrots, it's rude, ok?

 

[MrsEms]

Oh, When we got here and had a good look around MrEms called me out the kitchen. He opened up a large cupboard and said "look what I've found you babes, an ironing board".

The bastard!

 

[MrsEms]

Have a fab dinner sweetie and DO NOT take your tape measure with you for the carrots, it's rude, ok?

I always take a tape measure with me in my handbag...you never know when you might need one

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Krusties #28 Ems is fussy is about carrots have to be same size batons poor MrEms likes flat uns
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Krusties 27#We should all know that there is life beyond the ironing board eh MrsEms.

 

[Facehugger]

Oh, When we got here and had a good look around MrEms called me out the kitchen. He opened up a large cupboard and said "look what I've found you babes, an ironing board".

The bastard!

I'd have done a wrestling move on him with it, you know, like when they jump out the ring & grab a fake chair & whacked him over the bloody head with it
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I always take a tape measure with me in my handbag...you never know when you might need one

I've always got a double ended screwdriver in mine, the amount of times that's come in handy is insane

 

[265]

Just a short video, area behind my greenhouse, it was cleared last year, turn up the
sound and listen to the birds. I took this around 5PM Saturday.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Awwwww can hear Mr Blackbird..

 

[265]

Who needs Amazon Prime?

Ordered some Fruit of the Loom underwear LAST NIGHT, getting delivered TODAY.
I had a bit of a laugh when looking on Amazon for underwear, came across a brand
called "Duck and Cover"...... well I thought it was funny.

 

[Facehugger]

Who needs Amazon Prime?

Ordered some Fruit of the Loom underwear LAST NIGHT, getting delivered TODAY.
I had a bit of a laugh when looking on Amazon for underwear, came across a brand
called "Duck and Cover"...... well I thought it was funny.

At least you didn't get any from 'Oddballs'

 

[265]

At least you didn't get any from 'Oddballs'

WHAT THE ACTUAL duck?? Ewwwwww

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

WHAT THE ACTUAL duck?? Ewwwwww

Or Pisspants.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Ah well there a cuckoo in one of the apple trees. He's very loud!
Look at these beauties too, i picked them along the field edge