Krusties #2 the sequel

[Facehugger]

She once went to the police station in the morning to report a crime and got arrested for being over the limit as she'd driven there and they could smell it.

Oh lord, the daft bloody bint!! I'm imagining a potty, puddled, piddled woman in her 60's, lipstick all askew & hip flask in her handbag now

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Facey hope you are ok!you been on the krustievfred?

 

[Harrigan]

Back from town

Dolly, thought of you. They were selling Olly’s Nuts! Also I said hello to a pigeon that had a blue plaster on his ankle. Bless him

Dolly, thought of you. They were selling Olly’s Nuts! Also I said hello to a pigeon that had a blue plaster on his ankle. Bless him

Had a few problems with self service machines the of course you need a human to fix them! In Marks and Spencer bought cherries in Kirsch for a friend. Of course the item needed what’s the term, specialist advice? Can’t remember. Anyway, I was a bit gutted, the assistant didn’t ask me if I was under 18. Oh well.

hi MrsEms sorry you’re feeling poorly. Take care

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

To be fair I sometimes have a salad I was in a rush today as I’d been sewing. I do eat cheese and pickle a lot! Just call me Mrs Branson.

You remember years ago Harri or was it before your time?Pan Yan pickle?

Pan Yan pickle was a British favourite at the start of the 20th century. However, sales faded and it was discontinued in 2002, when the Branston label was sold to rival Premier Foods.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

The one I use all the time is Clinique Aromatics Elixir,it’s lovely,always people asking me what it is.

 

[MrsEms]

She gets off the sofa like that legs stretched out and dragging herself along the floor yes, Dave is very well. Sitting next to me while I eat

Oh my Alfred gets off the sofa like that too...he's a boy obviously and we do tell him how undignified he looks when he does it
He just looks up, looks back down and licks his bollocks
My dottie is a lady and hops like a bunny sofa to sofa, she's bonkers

 

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Is that cutlery I spy Captain!! For a pizza?? Get it in yer mitts man!! looks nice though- what toppings?

Pepperoni, spicy sausage, ham.

Unlike many people I use cutlery for my pizza, however I use my hands when eating fried chicken.

 

[Facehugger]

@Facehugger , took me 12 minutes of serious redialing to get through
Got text messages from reception and a call from hospital plus I was able to book a chest X ray for Tuesday so things are really moving!

How many calls? Go on, did you beat 55? Glad you're getting a seeing to quickly xx

 

[JakeM]

My favourite thread, I didn't want it to end xx.
Looooooool that made me laugh..I agree I always bookmark my favourite posts on here so I can go back to them and laugh again lol xx

I take photos of mine. I’d say most of my photos are just Tattle comments / pictures there’s nothing better than having a laugh to cheer yourself up. As much as I can’t stand Lauren, she does provide brilliant entertainment for us all

Thank you BYG!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

My fabrics come it’s so cute!

Awwwww lovely Harri bunnies or hares sand doggies.

 

[JakeM]

I reckon it was a proper Gemma Collins Dancing on Ice full of grace & poise spectacular

I spat my tea out when she fell on that ice - here’s another one

 

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Morning all, I'm awake and on my second cup of coffee, glad you are okay @Facehugger.

I've decided to take the week off, I think it would be far better for me to stay home in case
I get a call from the surgery or hospital. Considering what happened last week I think it
would be wise.

It's dull and murky down here in the South, I think I will give the garden a miss.

 

[Harrigan]

I know you shouldn’t blow your own trumpet but doesn’t the witches hat look lovely on my piggy? Fits perfectly too!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Good Morning Sorry about that sloppy post last night-it’s was the sleeping pill talking
@Dollylovesshoes do you have home insurance that could help to pay for the new locks and new front door ?

Just the locks changed.I will check Gullri.

I would have done the same dolly that's why I keep an emergency fund in my cat good cupboard. It's to help any cat (or animal) that needs help mine or a neighbours or a stray doesn't matter

Btw @Dolly I read that you are a member of Cats Protection good to know. I'm on the committee of my local CP branch have been for 21 years. Had a lot of roles over the years currently fostering kittens, trapping and looking after website. Nice to 'meet' you

Awwwwwww lovely,I’m also a dedicated Celia Hammond follower,ama ing work she and her team do.

 

[Harrigan]

I have got an electric sewing machine...its in my husband's wardrobe well it's not going to fit in mine with my shoes, boots, clothes I was just looking to get the table really, it's such a nice design.

I'm feeling ok thankyou, a bit sore should be fine in a few days.

About the washing machine...it is fabulous and I've noticed a difference with the clothes. I've just had a txt message to tell me to empty it as its finished a cycle! Though everyone in the house knows because it plays a song at the end of a washand it's very loud

Get it out then! The sewing machine I mean!

Bless you take care and rest listen to us Krusties!

crikey O’Riley, you’ll soon have it telling you when to take the roast out the oven!

Ruddy plants I do .love them but they don’t look after themselves so they? Now we could have a computerised aspidistra it would be marvellous!

 

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Ok, this is a bit cheesy but:

Thread title suggestion Krusties #3 The Star Paws Trilogy

(Because it's the 3rd thread and was all started off by our love for cats, see )

You are a mind reader.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

For you Dolly

When I was a kiddy the lady downstairs Mrs B her husband made me a witch,it was gorgeous.Christmas morning there she was on my little table,I was over the moon.hand made…i loved her..I had a pillowcase of toys but the witch I loved.

I know you shouldn’t blow your own trumpet but doesn’t the witches hat look lovely on my piggy? Fits perfectly too!

Yes,it does look lovely.they are fab our hats.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Krusties 3#More Giggles and wiggles.

oh dear.

 

[Facehugger]

OFFLINE - Can someone start the new thread please.. Tea Time and TV Time.

Tea? You've not long had your dinner

Thank you xx.
Yep never thought of that, I think the excitement keeps us going then back home your body takes a while to adjust. It's made me more confident I can do my hoildays again, allowing for some recovering the days after.
I am looking forward to going again already lol xx
Hope you get your quote button sorted. Love Pom xx

It's sorted now lovely I'm so glad, at least you know what to do now & as long as you build in some rest time out, you'll be ok my friend xx

She has one on the back of her neck that looks like a little shield

She's lovely Jake, I love it when they lie with their back legs stretched out like that, my big fella does it too. Hope Dave is ok as well

 

[Harrigan]

Right I’m off too going to have a cuppa then to bed, I’m knackered, I’ve started another Christmas advent quilt. Speak tomorrow