Krusties #14 Gardening bits, feathered tits & germ warfare kits

[Lionessarising]

[QUOTE="MrsCranky, post: 9678011, member: 295054"

@Lionessarising. Are you planning on a moth night soon? Because I am in August. Love MrsC

Hi @MrsCranky. No theres no moth hunts happening in my neck of the woods at the mo. I've been on a few forage walks though learning about wild edibles. Apart from that I've got a preponderance of frogs down on the allotment. I don't know what the collective term for frogs is. So I'm creating them a little nature reserve with a super duper state of the art pond to enjoy. I'm working on a book entitled Allofmsnts as Nature Reserves which I hope the National Allifment Sic will help me get published

Maybe later in the year there'll be a moth night. They usually combine it with a bit night

ETA I mean a bat night

 

[MrsEms]

Morning Krustiecrumpets,right giggle last night.

wonder what will happen today..
looks nice out,bet it will cloud over later though.

Morning dollyIt was a giggle last night, I needed that! Wore me out and I fell asleep pretty quickly I did wake up at half 4 as I had the itching from that extra medication I had to take so got up to take antihistamines....nearly fucked that up though because I picked up the dulcolax (laxatives) very similar box and very nearly took one by mistake

I'm off shopping with my girls later Don't know why I'm smiling as they'll drag me around lots of shops until my feet burn and not buy anything

 

[MrsCranky]

Damn...I can picture that in my head lol


Nothing better than your own comfy bed x

I wish I could go out tonight but I have to go to work tomorrow. Never mind. It is what it is. Love MrsC xxxx

Yes, I was dirrty

Oooh, I should've left the genie in the bottle



Any time my lovely. I've a wardrobe full of fancydress

Thank you my sweetheart. Love MrsC xxxx

 

[not on my watch]

Missed you Mr Stormy who's next to post a pic of themselves in a cheese wire thong then, get your mankini on poppet xxx

Gotta be one of you ladies

 

[not on my watch]

Oh I'll be careful and my handyman will give me a hand. He's great

You'll have to show us it when it's up

 

[not on my watch]

I've lived a sheltered life...never listened to that sort of music before

Yeah with a slate and chalk, I know. But you can shuttit considering you're OLDER than me, trouble xxx

Your victorian

 

[not on my watch]

He was probably in his late 70s but certainly had a spring in his step! I did laugh and give him a big smile

Right I've got to get on with my ironing I'll be back

Hope I'm like that when I'm that age

 

[MrsCranky]

Aww hello Mrs C,I’ve noticed a wee tiny very tiny little moth on my backdoor sweet little thing..really tiny. yes leave them to Our Ems.Sorry Ems.

What does he look like. What colour? Is he baby? I might be able to identify him. I'm off on a moth night in August. Love MrsC xxxx

 

[MrsCranky]

I'm ok thank you Dolly my love been busy is all. He needs a rain hood and a big brolly to go with his Mac. I can lend him some oilskins and fishing waders, bless him xx

Does he want to borrow my fishing waistcoat. Shall I ask him?

 

[MrsEms]

Ems effin charge B&B if asked again..Go relax with your furbabes..have a kip and nice glass of ‘whatever’later.

I'll charge them for my counselling sessions I needed afterwards as well Oh, hair of the dog while I'm ironing...cracking idea

Well we can't have that! Bless you, it sounds like the dogs are better behaved haha! At least you've survived, hope you are going to have a rest tonight & tomorrow lovely xx


Childminding rates per kid per hour Dolly, she'd never be asked again

My dogs are definitely better behaved I'm going to rest for several days
Childminding rates for 3 kids over a 24 hour period with all meals included, I think they would still pay me...I'd pay someone a bloody fortune if they were my kids to have some peace

I do love them still and we did have fun. Got lots of pictures and they enjoyed themselves

Right, kip time. See you lovely lot later xxx

 

[265]

I see on Sky Arts Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds (2012) is on now.

Got both versions on DVD, fantastic.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Hi folkies! Just update on swans nest smashed I posted about! Well,it seems that the eggs had hatched (not sure when) but the little babes are ok,mummy and daddy swan are fine,Just seen a lovely pic of Star daddy swan with his five babies.Over the moon I am.

Aww lovely Dolly, so glad they are together with their little babies

 

[not on my watch]

FPMSL! Did you score love? Bless ya an'all that xxx

After that I stopped wearing the little skirts and boots lol

 

[MrsCranky]

I'd take the fool

I'd take the fool to the vets!...see how he likes being a dog then lol xx

Shall we get some ZZtop on. ?

 

[not on my watch]

Never get wet with one of these

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Hope there's holes for air lol xx

It's a nightmare Notty, makes me want to shave my hair again

Do it lol

 

[MrsEms]

Oh fuck. He can't be much good then.

No, I think the young Ukrainian woman has probably done the wife a favour!

 

[not on my watch]

They were brilliant weren’t they! I managed to convince a bloke I worked with that hubby was one of them

You legend lol

I was always stroking my head, always had a no2. An ex forgot to put the grade on once and I had a bald patch, I told him he'll have to do it all over now (apart from tails), I looked like a Monk

Now that's a pic I'd have like to have seen

 

[MrsEms]

ww.thesun.co.uk/news/18641255/ukrainian-refugee-ran-off-married-dad-love/?rec_article=true

As long as she's happy eh? What do you reckon on this shocking state of affairs????

I read that this morning and mentioned it to my husband. It reminded me of the fiz and Tyrone storyline in coronation street a few months back! I can't see this one lasting mind. If I was the wife I'd be fuming!

 

[Harrigan]

Krusties #15 Papillon en croute and flying orbs that toot

 

[MrsCranky]

I bet our Harri has done that Ems. I know that dish well,never cooked it.You know my fave starter or peckies with my Italian meal was Zuccini Fritti,oh god I adore it.


You can cook it after Mrs C

Yes I think I'll make a mushroom rissotto with it then.

We used to go to parties around my gym buddies houses. Oh my lord. One time we were in someone's house and there was this live iguana in the kitchen. Fuck it frightened me to death. My husband already knew these people from various places. I got trained and coached by one of his friends. Do you know what though you never know the the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. I look back fondly at the bloody laughs we had. I remember one of our gym blokes saying to me the week after I did a competition. You won did you? I said yes I won. Fair play he said, how did I miss that. I said you were fucking stoned again you simple bastard. Can you remember getting on the minibus? and he just laughed. He used to load the weights up for me and spot me. Think Twin Town. Good times. What a character.

Years ago there was talk about the gangster who had a massive cockadoodoloo.John Dillinger.

I want carve his manhood now