Krusties #13 You'll look sweet, upon a seat of a motorbike made for two

[Dollylovesshoes]

It'll be ok for a bit Dolly, if it runs over it'll wait till the Fred starter is back, we wouldn't want to muck it up would we I'd only do it wrong and get telled orf xx

I’m bleeping useless so Captain is in charge.

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

I’m very tonight…..some c*unt knocked down our brick gate column in the front garden earlier and drove off…..luckily I got their registration and have reported it online 101 but nothing they’ll be able to do coz we don’t have CCTV. I strongly suspect it’s one of the carers that come and go to our neighbour so hopefully one of her sons will be visiting her tomorrow and I’ll have a word with him

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I’m very tonight…..some c*unt knocked down our brick gate column in the front garden earlier and drove off…..luckily I got their registration and have reported it online 101 but nothing they’ll be able to do coz we don’t have CCTV. I strongly suspect it’s one of the carers that come and go to our neighbour so hopefully one of her sons will be visiting her tomorrow and I’ll have a word with him

bleeping bastard,do hope you find out the bleep.Evil git.

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

bleeping bastard,do hope you find out the bleep.Evil git.

So do I Dolly x

 

[MrsEms]

Krusties #14 right new fred, sexy and we know it

 

[Facehugger]

I’m very tonight…..some c*unt knocked down our brick gate column in the front garden earlier and drove off…..luckily I got their registration and have reported it online 101 but nothing they’ll be able to do coz we don’t have CCTV. I strongly suspect it’s one of the carers that come and go to our neighbour so hopefully one of her sons will be visiting her tomorrow and I’ll have a word with him

Oh for goodness sake!!! You can't do that and not bloody notice for crying out loud, why drive off, not stop, apologise, yep I'm sorry I'm a dick, please let me pay for repairs etc. Sorry Connie, I hope you find out who it was and sort it. You'd think seeing it happen, getting their registration and reporting it would be good enough wouldn't you, wouldn't they even give you a crime number so you can claim through your house insurance? Xx

 

[MrsEms]

Evening all I hope everyone is well. So glad that our Ethel has come back...good girl

I've had a bit of a bugger the past 2 days but we're of home tomorrow. Unfortunately I had a bad fall Wednesday Caused quite a bit of damage to my front teeth and some bruises and all. I've seen an emergency dentist that has put things ok for now. Fingers crossed I wont lose my tooth...or I'll look like a head like a jezza kyle style look

I only like my front teeth! They are my favourite part of me! Xx

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Oh for goodness sake!!! You can't do that and not bloody notice for crying out loud, why drive off, not stop, apologise, yep I'm sorry I'm a dick, please let me pay for repairs etc. Sorry Connie, I hope you find out who it was and sort it. You'd think seeing it happen, getting their registration and reporting it would be good enough wouldn't you, wouldn't they even give you a crime number so you can claim through your house insurance? Xx

I’ve reported it online Facey and it says within 24 hours I’ll either get a crime number or an explanation as to why they can’t pursue it - which I’m guessing will be the case as it’ll be my word against theirs. The neighbour who I think it’s one of their carers has a Ring doorbell but I think her sons will control that so I’m hoping one of them visits her over the weekend and I’ll interrogate them x

 

[Facehugger]

Evening all I hope everyone is well. So glad that our Ethel has come back...good girl

I've had a bit of a bugger the past 2 days but we're of home tomorrow. Unfortunately I had a bad fall Wednesday Caused quite a bit of damage to my front teeth and some bruises and all. I've seen an emergency dentist that has put things ok for now. Fingers crossed I wont lose my tooth...or I'll look like a head like a jezza kyle style look

I only like my front teeth! They are my favourite part of me! Xx

Oh dear, are you ok? Having seen your lovely smile, I hope you can keep it Ems talk about having a tit holiday, bless you, just what you don't need, hope you're looking after yourself xxx

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Evening all I hope everyone is well. So glad that our Ethel has come back...good girl

I've had a bit of a bugger the past 2 days but we're of home tomorrow. Unfortunately I had a bad fall Wednesday Caused quite a bit of damage to my front teeth and some bruises and all. I've seen an emergency dentist that has put things ok for now. Fingers crossed I wont lose my tooth...or I'll look like a head like a jezza kyle style look

I only like my front teeth! They are my favourite part of me! Xx

oh no MrsEms what a horrible end to your holiday! Hope you’re ok and your teeth survive xx

 

[Facehugger]

I’ve reported it online Facey and it says within 24 hours I’ll either get a crime number or an explanation as to why they can’t pursue it - which I’m guessing will be the case as it’ll be my word against theirs. The neighbour who I think it’s one of their carers has a Ring doorbell but I think her sons will control that so I’m hoping one of them visits her over the weekend and I’ll interrogate them x

Too right ask if they've got ring evidence, you're within your rights to ask them! It's actually leaving the scene of a vehicle accident, so I reckon you might just be lucky and be given a crime number anyhow, fingers crossed

 

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I’m bleeping useless so Captain is in charge.

Indeed I am..

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Krusties #14 Gardening bits, feathered tits & germ warfare kits

Welcome to #14, great title from @Facehugger Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/krusties-13-youll-look-sweet-upon-a-seat-of-a-motorbike-made-for-two.29342/page-50 Carry on people. Oh and get well soon @MrsEms. ;)

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