Kristyjgreen #4 ASA clamping down

[bagpuss17278]

Looks like she’s sneaked in a trip to Turkey at some point….

Filtered AF

 

[gossipqueen20]

My niece goes to same school as Krusty’s sister’s kids and I sometimes pick her up. OMG, talk about loud. Everyone knows her business. She’s known as She Man cos she’s so manly and gruff!

That’s funny!
So where’s other half on this latest ‘keeping away from my dream house that isn’t a dream house anymore’ trip?? Can’t see him anywhere. Why would go to all the hassle of going there with two kids over Easter to go back again this weekend?? Makes no sense to me. Those poor children probably dont know where they actually live !!!

 

[bagpuss17278]

Looks like he has a filling

Probably food in his teeth - possibly chocolate

 

[PinkFigs]

Those trousers look like they’re made for someone twice her height

 

[gossipqueen20]

Why bother getting your nails done like that? They look .

She looks like she’s been gardening and not washed her hands

 

[PinkFigs]

Or Norfolk

Oh god, nooooooo! Please don't wish that upon us!

 

[ohseriously1]

Just a shame she is on the inside!!!!! She did look nice yes but it’s not the dress I expected for her. Very very similar to Ruby Holley’s aswell. It was also not the BIG wedding she’s always harped on about. There weren’t that many guests. I still don’t get why all those people couldn’t have attended her original London wedding!!!!! I also did chuckle a bit because that first pic on balcony where she says she has ‘no words’ literally looks l they’ve been super imposed onto the picture !!!! I know they haven’t but the photographer has filtered/mucked around with colour scheme etc so it does actually look a bit ‘false’.

Definitely reminded me of Rubys wedding!! personally think she looked like she was trying too too hard in certain bits

 

[PinkFigs]

Yes have a lovely family day out SHOPPING!!!!!!! All those poor kids ever seem to get is to dragged around shops!!!!! I’m surprised Rockett can’t at least say ‘Chanel’

Or ‘fake Chanel’

 

[PinkFigs]

Her sister and friends are doing their usual rowdy holiday behaviour

 

[Ck2020]

Who keeps their keys by the door anyway?! Maybe spend some of that cash she’s always flashing for something sensible like a security box for the keys

I do ‍🫣
Deffo won’t be now lol

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Oh yes let’s buy a bracelet that looks like a 6 inch nail to celebrate the birth of my daughter how incredibly touching

Yeah but it’s Cartier so it must be good. Seen nicer jewellery in Argos

https://www.cartier.com/en-gb/jewellery/collection-jewellery/juste-un-clou/bracelets

Have you seen the price

 

[bagpuss17278]

Not Dubai as looks like they have flown from East Mids & on a jet2 plane. I think possibly Greece!

Spot on

 

[Pipxx]

How is Oli keating related to Dan? Found it weird he was on the top table and not with his girlfriend and young baby unless he was best man?

 

[gossipqueen20]

OMG. Rocket is full frontal naked on one of her stories this morning I’ve reported it to Instagram.

I know he’s a kid etc but putting a video on of him basically looking like he’s suckling from Ocean does not sit right with me!!!!!!

 

[Natyocheese]

Read in news the other day that insurers are saying that home insurance policies will be void if you advertise on social media you’re away. However will Krusty cope?! I mean, if it’s not on Insta, did it even happen?!!

Hahaha that’s amazing!!

 

[Dak1988]

Tbf I preferred her wedding and dress to ruby’s. Rubys was too ‘Pinterest wedding’ if that makes sense

 

[PinkFigs]

Probably fake Naomi Genes has this one too

Naomi Genes has said her one will be 'waiting for her in London' when she visits later in the year

 

[number2]

Dread to see her heating bill. The amount she has those kids naked the boiler must be constantly. Would rather put a jumper on before the heating.

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Why do they ALWAYS eat their meals at that minuscule coffee table in the lounge when they’ve got a dining table metres away????? It makes no sense to me!!!!! I reckon she’ll be moving soon. She clearly can’t be arsed with that house, they’ve done nothing to downstairs, it’s boring and souless, nowt to the garden, they’re barely there and she has no where to film her content whereas before in old house she used her dressing room etc and the lighting was good etc. her bedroom now looks tiny especially with how they’ve put the curtains etc and the only place she seems to film is that echoey hall and you can’t see half what she’s wearing because it’s dark.

Lettuce probably drew all over it so it’s not instagramable

 

[Sloobsc]

Course you eat half a chicken for dinner Krusty course you fucking do

maybe thats a poussin and the dinner is on a sid edish