Knee Deep in Life #9 Wormy Smelbin, cancelled her tour! Finally realised she's rotten to the core!

[AliceInWanderLost]

this is quite literally like one of those magazine articles from the 90s where they do a make-over, and the initial photoshoot is always a woman looking at her absolute worst - a woeful expression, awful posture, hair all messy and unwashed, no make-up and dressed in basically i'll-fitting rags, and then *tah-dah* she emerges a changed woman, as they have cut, dyed and styled her hair, added make up, tamed her brows, and dressed her in an outfit that actually fits her and isn't covered in grime, and she is smiling with pure joy and posing with confidence, head held high - the main difference in the photo is body language and facial expression, which is exactly what Laura is doing in these two photos.

of her face appears less wrinkled when she is intentionally screwing her face up in the first photo to emphasise wrinkles and lines around her eyes and at the top of her nose, and also the second photo is the opposite side of her face - not to mention the huge difference in lighting, as the first is taken outside in the glaring sun, thus harsher lighting compared to a photo taken inside, where the lighting appears much softer and she isn't screwing her face up. it's pure deception. guaranteed if she took a picture in the same light as the first one, same facial expression and taken of the left side of her face, there would be no visible difference whatsoever.

mental health at such a crisis point she had to cancel her tour and taken a full day's break from social media, yet perfectly able to film ads and share aff links and outright attempt to scam and manipulate her followers.

 

[Tookster]

Her shite as is not going down well with followers!

 

[howandwhy]

I don't understand why she can't cleanse, tone and moisturise her face. She honestly looks 50+. She's only just 40. She needs a skin regime stat.

She needs a bag over her head
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this is quite literally like one of those magazine articles from the 90s where they do a make-over, and the initial photoshoot is always a woman looking at her absolute worst - a woeful expression, awful posture, hair all messy and unwashed, no make-up and dressed in basically i'll-fitting rags, and then *tah-dah* she emerges a changed woman, as they have cut, dyed and styled her hair, added make up, tamed her brows, and dressed her in an outfit that actually fits her and isn't covered in grime, and she is smiling with pure joy and posing with confidence, head held high - the main difference in the photo is body language and facial expression, which is exactly what Laura is doing in these two photos.

of her face appears less wrinkled when she is intentionally screwing her face up in the first photo to emphasise wrinkles and lines around her eyes and at the top of her nose, and also the second photo is the opposite side of her face - not to mention the huge difference in lighting, as the first is taken outside in the glaring sun, thus harsher lighting compared to a photo taken inside, where the lighting appears much softer and she isn't screwing her face up. it's pure deception. guaranteed if she took a picture in the same light as the first one, same facial expression and taken of the left side of her face, there would be no visible difference whatsoever.

mental health at such a crisis point she had to cancel her tour and taken a full day's break from social media, yet perfectly able to film ads and share aff links and outright attempt to scam and manipulate her followers.

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Such a bullshitter. Clearly false advertising!
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I might write to the company and complain
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I might write to the company and complain

 

[Retro80s]

this is quite literally like one of those magazine articles from the 90s where they do a make-over, and the initial photoshoot is always a woman looking at her absolute worst - a woeful expression, awful posture, hair all messy and unwashed, no make-up and dressed in basically i'll-fitting rags, and then *tah-dah* she emerges a changed woman, as they have cut, dyed and styled her hair, added make up, tamed her brows, and dressed her in an outfit that actually fits her and isn't covered in grime, and she is smiling with pure joy and posing with confidence, head held high - the main difference in the photo is body language and facial expression, which is exactly what Laura is doing in these two photos.

of her face appears less wrinkled when she is intentionally screwing her face up in the first photo to emphasise wrinkles and lines around her eyes and at the top of her nose, and also the second photo is the opposite side of her face - not to mention the huge difference in lighting, as the first is taken outside in the glaring sun, thus harsher lighting compared to a photo taken inside, where the lighting appears much softer and she isn't screwing her face up. it's pure deception. guaranteed if she took a picture in the same light as the first one, same facial expression and taken of the left side of her face, there would be no visible difference whatsoever.

mental health at such a crisis point she had to cancel her tour and taken a full day's break from social media, yet perfectly able to film ads and share aff links and outright attempt to scam and manipulate her followers.

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Why would you even try to blag something so blatantly ffs

 

[instaknobs]

Surprised she's leaving the negative comments on cos she usually deletes straightaway

She’s on a SM break remember

 

[boundandgagged]

Another beggy aff link for the horrible sandals she goes on and on about, hey Laura how about getting a proper job you'll earn more money and give your kids something to be proud of, set a good example to them

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Why would you even try to blag something so blatantly ffs

i mean, from Laura's perspective, it's very easy money to scam her followers - zero effort involved and she gets paid for it and it's not as though she is someone who would feel any guilt or shame for manipulating and deceiving people into buying a skincare product that doesn't have any effect. and tbh, if you are actually stupid enough to trust smelbin and can't even see that those two photos were of different sides of her face and fall for her blatant lies and deceit, you kinda deserve to be scammed.

 

[quinzel]

she's got food stuck in her teeth in that skin cream ad. She's absolutely bleeping disgusting!

 

[howandwhy]

She is disgusting full stop. Puts up a picture of the wetwipe husband, who she says farts etc. But she is worse. She probably put that photo up, as I asked on here if he'd left her yet, lol. Wish he would, and take those poor emotionally damaged kids with him.

 

[Fizz22]

I've never been able to truly get on board with how awful she is to her kids. She never talks about enjoying them or having fun with them and the yummy mummy's who want validation for hating their own kids lap it up in the comments.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

She is disgusting full stop. Puts up a picture of the wetwipe husband, who she says farts etc. But she is worse. She probably put that photo up, as I asked on here if he'd left her yet, lol. Wish he would, and take those poor emotionally damaged kids with him.

She definitely farts. Who knows if she snores. She’s also bleeping messy, scruffy, ugly and talks trash about everybody in her life and anyone she encounters when she is out and about. And her minge stinks.

Yet she has the audacity to complain about that wet wipe who has to suffer her disgusting presence day in day out?

 

[howandwhy]

She definitely farts. Who knows if she snores. She’s also bleeping messy, scruffy, ugly and talks trash about everybody in her life and anyone she encounters when she is out and about. And her minge stinks.

Yet she has the audacity to complain about that wet wipe who has to suffer her disgusting presence day in day out?

I still can't understand why he is still with her. I can only put it down to coercive and controlling behaviour on her part and her being a big bully. She's alot bigger than him and definitely louder. Her neighbour said on here before that they often hear screaming and shouting matches at Smelbins house.

 

[Grace Kelly]

I've never been able to truly get on board with how awful she is to her kids. She never talks about enjoying them or having fun with them and the yummy mummy's who want validation for hating their own kids lap it up in the comments.

I can’t get over how young she makes them out to be I didn’t realise until recently that one of them is actually a teen and not 4 years old.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

so basically, Laura has finally lost weight - which she has been desperate to achieve for ages, especially given her recent fury that although she goes to the gym for her mental health and has no weight loss goals, she was also angry that she HADNT lost weight, (because in reality, her goal was to lose weight, she just didn't want to admit it because she likes to pretend she's a "diet culture rebel" while funding the diet industry by buying shape wear etc ) - but whatever, she says she's lost weight. I don't believe a single person has commented on her weight, let alone asked her how she lost weight, because if she HAD it must be a minimal amount as I wouldn't have noticed by looking at her. but ofc, she is so desperate to announce to all her followers hat she has lost weight - because despite denying it, she very much defines her worth by her clothes size, so she has fabricated a story which means she can both highlight that she has lost a few lbs and also remind everyone of her TrAuMa. urgh. so bleeping predictable.

oh, and whoever left this comment - speak for yourself! she may never wash and be infested with worms and regularly soil her underwear and live in a grimy, rat-infested crack den of a house and dislike her kids, but that doesn't mean Laura "represents most women into he UK", ffs. and the last thing she needs is encouragement to share more of her grimy, vulgar content.

 

[howandwhy]

so basically, Laura has finally lost weight - which she has been desperate to achieve for ages, especially given her recent fury that although she goes to the gym for her mental health and has no weight loss goals, she was also angry that she HADNT lost weight, (because in reality, her goal was to lose weight, she just didn't want to admit it because she likes to pretend she's a "diet culture rebel" while funding the diet industry by buying shape wear etc ) - but whatever, she says she's lost weight. I don't believe a single person has commented on her weight, let alone asked her how she lost weight, because if she HAD it must be a minimal amount as I wouldn't have noticed by looking at her. but ofc, she is so desperate to announce to all her followers hat she has lost weight - because despite denying it, she very much defines her worth by her clothes size, so she has fabricated a story which means she can both highlight that she has lost a few lbs and also remind everyone of her TrAuMa. urgh. so bleeping predictable.

oh, and whoever left this comment - speak for yourself! she may never wash and be infested with worms and regularly soil her underwear and live in a grimy, rat-infested crack den of a house and dislike her kids, but that doesn't mean Laura "represents most women into he UK", ffs. and the last thing she needs is encouragement to share more of her grimy, vulgar content.

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Ah, so that is why she cancelled her show, so she could concentrate on losing weight. Thanks for clarifying Smelbin! I bet she got heckled for her weight and had a tantrum about it and cancelled her tour, under the guise of the mental health card (as well as realising that ahe isnt funny and her ticket sales were tit)! So, she said she'd only be sharing old video reels and she'd be on an SM hiatus, but she comes online to show off her weight loss! What's it to be Smelbin? If you were suffering from "trauma", like real proper mental health issues, the last thing on your mind would be "hmmmm what tit can I post today" and "oh i have to show off my weight loss", "oh i need validation and attention"! Such a liar! She's backtracking and obviously desperate to keep her followers and all the idiots who booked her tickets hanging on.

 

[Tookster]

Weight isn’t the only thing she’s losing

 

[Fizz22]

so basically, Laura has finally lost weight - which she has been desperate to achieve for ages, especially given her recent fury that although she goes to the gym for her mental health and has no weight loss goals, she was also angry that she HADNT lost weight, (because in reality, her goal was to lose weight, she just didn't want to admit it because she likes to pretend she's a "diet culture rebel" while funding the diet industry by buying shape wear etc ) - but whatever, she says she's lost weight. I don't believe a single person has commented on her weight, let alone asked her how she lost weight, because if she HAD it must be a minimal amount as I wouldn't have noticed by looking at her. but ofc, she is so desperate to announce to all her followers hat she has lost weight - because despite denying it, she very much defines her worth by her clothes size, so she has fabricated a story which means she can both highlight that she has lost a few lbs and also remind everyone of her TrAuMa. urgh. so bleeping predictable.

oh, and whoever left this comment - speak for yourself! she may never wash and be infested with worms and regularly soil her underwear and live in a grimy, rat-infested crack den of a house and dislike her kids, but that doesn't mean Laura "represents most women into he UK", ffs. and the last thing she needs is encouragement to share more of her grimy, vulgar content.

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She can duck off, this child hating woman doesn't represent me.
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I can’t get over how young she makes them out to be I didn’t realise until recently that one of them is actually a teen and not 4 years old.

His school mates will know allllllll about his mums Instagram page. I feel bad for him.

 

[howandwhy]

Weight isn’t the only thing she’s losing
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I'd like to see that figure at 500k dropped
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Weight isn’t the only thing she’s losing
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I'd like to see that figure at 500k droppag
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She can duck off, this child hating woman doesn't represent me.
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His school mates will know allllllll about his mums Instagram page. I feel bad for him.

I recall from a few years and posts back on old threads that one poster said she went to school with Smelbin and that if her boys end up at the same school, that they will be so bullied.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

She’s got ridiculously long legs apparently

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

She’s got ridiculously long legs apparently

she is fairly tall, but guaranteed she will buy all those dresses in a size 14, and she has intentionally chosen ones that do up at the front, despite having said recently that dresses which button at the front don't fit her chest, so she is purposefully buying them because she knows they will be too short and/or will have the buttons straining across the front thus giving a peek of her grubby underwear and/or her actual tits to unsuspecting passers-by. plus the way the buttons will be so strained she has the added thrill of them popping open at any moment, and her "accidentally" flashing random strangers, which she gets off on - more so if it's children or elderly men that she exposes herself in front of. intentionally buying clothes to aid her sex pest behaviour.

yet it won't be addressed in therapy, because she is paying a therapist to hype her up, validate that she is a brilliant female comedian and her predatory behaviour and awful way she treats her kiss is totally okay because it's "comedy" and confirm that she has PTSD and TrAuMa and ADHD and whatever diagnosis she is currently trying to label herself with, not someone who will diagnose her correctly and actually address her issues and predatory behaviour.