Knee Deep In Life #8 Skanky Belbin what a pig, begging idiots to go to her gig!

[instaknobs]

that "trying to be hilarious" arrow should be pointing at Laura!

she doesn't define herself by her clothes size yet shares a random photo of herself in her stories and prioritises captioning it to highlight the size of her dress! the sole reason she thinks anyone CARES what size clothes she is wearing is because SHE cares so much about it! does she walk onto the stage and immediately announce that her minge costume is a size 14, just in case anyone in the audience mistakes her for - shock horror - a size SIXTEEN!

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size minging

 

[instaknobs]

unable to sell tickets to her supposedly "sold out" tour, she has now unearthed a huge box of unsold copies of her book up in the attic, and - knowing she won't be able to flog those either - has decided to hide them around the venues she is performing at, hoping her fans will be keen to grab a filth-covered book from her grimy crack den of a house and take it home, risking infesting themselves, and their homes, with all manner of bugs and germs. what a TREAT!

Thinks she Oprah Winfrey this one. Idiot

 

[howandwhy]

Sadly I doubt it

She'll use it to sell all her tickets now. Her follower count went back up. It's really bad that it's all because of her poor old Dad. Not her, as she has no talent. It's just people feeling sorry for her

 

[howandwhy]

Why’s she done a stupid video about struggling to wrap a box??? It’s really not that difficult… is this the best she has for Christmas week content??

Pretty much

 

[howandwhy]

Another pathetic attempt to let everyone know how "successful" she is. Tiny venue, stolen costume idea, and plastic seats for chairs.

It's not a job, you're no stand up comedian. You're a bloody idiot. A vile one at that.

Selfish to the core.
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Her followers are dropping day on day again.

 

[Nosymum]

What those accounts say is that she took £5198 out of the business. However she owed a creditor £4812. Probably corporation tax. So at the end of the year her limited company carried over £526. However it wouldn’t have stopped her putting a lot of what she earns through her personal bank accounts.

Ah ok thank you for explaining!

 

[Chaboogy]

sure, parents shouldn't be feeling guilty for having to work or shoving their kids in front of a screen to keep them entertained because they need to clean the house or feeling exhausted and not always having the energy to play with their children or whatever - but any parents who takes to social media to bitch about their children on a daily basis, to announce that you hate being a parent, regret ever having kids and wish your children had never been born, talk proudly about how you stick your middle finger up at your children behind their back, absolutely dread the school holidays and having to spend time with your children to the point you purposefully book appts for tattoos etc specifically so you can get away from them, and can't even tolerate a few hours in a car with your children because they have the audacity to speak to you, and regularly leave them in a room to entertain themselves while sitting in the next room complaining about them and criticising them to the whole Internet, while also regularly sharing personal, embarrassing details about them - whether true or not - with the intention of humiliating them, while purposefully setting the up to be bullied at school because of the content you plaster all over the internet, photos of yourself undressed and humping boxes on the kitchen counter, with captions about how you "love sausage" and regularly talking about your worm infested minge on a public platform that every kid in their school has access to - you absolutely SHOULD feel guilt and shame, and if you don't, you have a serious problem. her utter inability to feel the emotions of guilt and shame is an issue she needs to address in therapy, instead of pushing for trending diagnoses like ADHD and PTSD and wanging on about her BrEaKdOwNs and TrAuMa - with dramatic exaggeration and lies about how she "nearly died" - to boost content.

it absolutely IS guilt that should belong to her, and passing it off as "it belongs to ye he society we live in" to justify her vile behaviour towards her sons is class Laura.


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Totally agree with what you said, that's her to a T ...and absolutely hate her jumping on the back of actual hardworking parents trying to do it all, to justify her total lack of interest in her boys, and delusions of having a real job or being funny ...god she boils my blood

 

[Chaboogy]

That pic is surely photoshopped like fuck does she look like that!!!

That's what I thought...and that she probably reckons she looks drop-dead gorgeous

 

[L3moning]

Love that she’s had to back track over her comments about Kate Middleton

To be fair she's hardly the only one there *cough*OwenJones*cough*

 

[howandwhy]

size minging

"Ogre" size.
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that "trying to be hilarious" arrow should be pointing at Laura!

she doesn't define herself by her clothes size yet shares a random photo of herself in her stories and prioritises captioning it to highlight the size of her dress! the sole reason she thinks anyone CARES what size clothes she is wearing is because SHE cares so much about it! does she walk onto the stage and immediately announce that her minge costume is a size 14, just in case anyone in the audience mistakes her for - shock horror - a size SIXTEEN!

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She looks like an old tea lady from the 50's in this photo, very old!
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She really is unfortunate looking. Needs a bag over her head. Also that stupid pose she does where she raises her shoulders to make herself look slimmer. Tw@

 

[howandwhy]

Hiring out rooms in various venues up and down the country to 'entertain' a handful of people a few times a year. Isn't a job. She's paying the venues for room hire. Paying for travel and accommodation. That is not a job. Its like me throwing a party for several family members in various locations and saying its my job. You're unemployed and most probably in receipt of UC, Laura. Get over it

Well, according to Companies House, she has earnt FUCK ALL..her and V Emes..for knee deep in life and the stupid podcast no holes barred

You can search for them on here, all public, as it's a government website https://www.gov.uk/government/organisations/companies-house

Registered companies by law, have to declare earnings.
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If my company said, go to a customer and oh, you get no expenses. I'd quit. If you work for yourself or are some sort of freelance actor.etc, you'd expect the agency you're working with to cover those expenses. Or help you out at least. Or you put those expenses back through the company, as expenses. No evidence of that yet in the accounting reports (of which there are non). We shall see come April, at the next Fy

 

[boundandgagged]

I think she needs to look up the definition of body dysmorphia

 

[Chipsandcheese]

"surprised" her outfit split, despite purposefully opting to wear a catsuit that is visibly too small for her and straining at the seams to then gurn about on the stage. - crouch and crawl and whatever the fuck else. hardly a "surprise" Laura - that was quite clearly the intention. i
especially as well all know she gets such a thrill out lf indecently exposing herself to unsuspecting strangers. the only "funny" part about the situation is that she is claiming it was an accident!


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Fucking hell

 

[howandwhy]

Hold on to your dinners/tea times!
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BTW, that's nowhere near perfect. Wormy b@st@rd

 

[howandwhy]

Waste of skin she is

 

[instaknobs]

It is just not funny. It's vulgar, like her. She's trying to do a vile version of what Peter Kay does, describing an "everyday", event. BtW, she must have a hole like a bucket.......

Wtf does she need a costume? I watched some of that other lady's posts, the tired and tested lady. She looks stunning in her shows and she is funny! Is it that smelbin needs to keep it as ugly and cheap as possible, or she just thought that stealing costume ideas from scummy mummies would enhance her shit performance???

She turns my stomach
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Maybe she has cheapened it now.
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Most definitely, it's still a poor performance.

Kind of her to validate what we have been saying about her performance.
That they are shite.

 

[howandwhy]

Right everyone, time for a new thread, what title suggestions did you all like best??

 

[howandwhy]

Sorry, did she say lady? Smelbin and lady don't go in the same sentence together! Yeah she'll wear it to death, probably never wash it either.
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Who gives a flying fuck??? Also what did she just write? Makes no sense, bit like her, she is nonsense. She is disgusting.

 

[Grace Kelly]

Jareth from Labyrinth?! actually hilarious that she is comparing hers to Bowie, when she looks more like a bloke dinning a pair of lederhosen off to down pints in celebration of Oktoberfest!

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Where on earth did she find this hideous outfit…it gives me gentleman Jack vibes.

 

[Chipsandcheese]

This honestly knocks me sick

Jesus Christ that is rotten