And now she’s taking a piss in the forest. Laura - we don’t need to know!!!!
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not only has she prioritised taking a photo of herself, pants down, taking a piss in the forest, she is proudly sharing the fact that she indecently exposed herself to an elderly couple! whilst i don't believe for a moment that it actually happened - just the usual fabricated bullshit for attention - in the unlikely event that she is telling the truth, i hope the couple report her to the police for public indecency - flaunting her "snatch"
is not only inappropriate, but bragging about it on SM is beyond vile. at the very least, she should be fined for ruminating in public - especially when she's so bleeping proud of herself, she has shared the evidence online. if an old couple "accidentally" stumbled upon her, it also proves that she wasn't in a Bush, as she claimed - and it's very clear from the photo that she isn't hiding herself in any way, absolutely desperate for an unsuspecting family to walk past and see her. she will take any opportunity to talk about
and urine. she's utterly vile.those stories where she is advertising make-up products for iconic - she starts by filming an unnecessary close-up of her face, talking about how much she loves iconic mascara, and showing off her eyelashes - she *just* had a lash lift! so either she's layered mascara over her freshly lifted lashes - which surely wouldn't be necessary if the lady who did it was as good as she claimed - or it's blatant false advertising, and she is insinuating that her eyelashes are result of using iconic mascara, and failing it mention that they are actually the result of having her eyelashes curled and tinted. 
I'd rather eat my own hair, than use anything advertised by this rotten excuse for a human being. It's probably going cheap because people stopped buying it when they saw what it was being advertised by. Why would I want to look like her, she looks like a tired, withered old hag. Wearing clothes that look like repurposed old smelly curtains. I don't see the point of her having things like her lashes done, as it's like trying to polish a turd, it just won't work, no matter how much you try to polish it......she is boring and can't think of anything useful or clever to post, so using toilet humour is about all she is capable of. It's appeals to the idiots who follow her and comment on her rubbish..of which only a couple of hundred do. As I said before she may have half a million "followers", but only a tiny percentage of those actually click like or comment. Iconic are stupid to use her to advertise their products.
In fact her rubbish, boring stupid bathroom reel only got about 0.1% of her followers commenting. Lol. She really is clutching at straws. Can't think of anything good to say or post, so posts a video of her scraping at her rancid flaps, whilst her pathetic husband does a dump. He probably wasn't doing a dump, it was all orchestrated by the looks of it....I wonder what his employer thinks of all this. Or his workmates, I'd be embarrassed beyond belief, being associated with that.
In fact her rubbish, boring stupid bathroom reel only got about 0.1% of her followers commenting. Lol. She really is clutching at straws. Can't think of anything good to say or post, so posts a video of her scraping at her rancid flaps, whilst her pathetic husband does a dump. He probably wasn't doing a dump, it was all orchestrated by the looks of it....I wonder what his employer thinks of all this. Or his workmates, I'd be embarrassed beyond belief, being associated with that.
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Omg I need eye bleach, Jesus is anyone close to her going to put a stop to her behaviour it's not funny, and with regards to her pissing in the woods I'm sure if a bloke exposed himself like that he would be arrested, i know she lied it didn't happen, i just think its 70 shades of fucked up she would lie about flashing to an oldie wtf, , Steve reign your Mrs in, I would be getting rolled down to the divorce courts my hubby would not be encouraging me.
When I look at her page I can’t see the majority as I’ve reported them all!! She’s sick in the head and that’s nothing to do with mental health. If she had real mental health problems she’d be in some health facility getting the help she needed! It’s all out on and orchestrated which is why it’s so sick. How can you sit there and watch a needle vibrate ink into your arm for hours on end and someone wiping blood constantly off your skin but cannot cope with a simple 2 min job taking blood by a nurse??? Utter BULLSHIT. She needs deleting off Instagram for the sake of her kids. There’s ppl out there starving and cold yet here she is getting freebies for acting like a gutter bleep. Report report report and hopefully she’ll disappear
her lies about blood tests being "triggering" is all for attention. exactly as you said, if she was "traumatised" and found blood tests "triggering" in the way that she claims, there is absolutely no way she would be at the tattoo studio every few weeks, or be able to cope with getting piercings - a nose/lip piercing involves seeing someone coming directly at your face with a needle! yet another "trigger" she can turn on and off as it suits her - hence the fake tears etc in stories following a blood test and all the dramatic captions etc, yet being jabbed repeatedly during a tattoo doesn't phase her whatsoever. again, it's the supposed "medical trauma" she rolls out as it suits her, but only ever vaguely references it and never goes into any detail - specifically because it's all totally untrue! she has previously explained that her brief hospitalisation was the result of her experiencing suicidal ideation - which was obvs then exaggerated into "i almost killed myself" to earn herself even more sympathy and attention, as though she actually almost died - there is a difference between admitting yourself to hospital because you are having suicidal urges, and either being sectioned because you are perceived as a danger to yourself/"almost dying" which involves medical intervention to save your life - neither of which she experienced. and whilst she hasn't specifically slatted she was on a psych ward, that's what she is insinuating - and from personal experience, the trauma caused by stays in mental health units are not going to be as simple as "i don't like having blood tests".
for a start, suicidal ideation - even if she did experience it - wouldn't result in the need for loads of blood tests, so even overlooking the fact she is perfectly comfortable with needles/blood in the. context of tattoos and piercings, this supposed phobia of needles is a blatant lie. not to mention the fact that she describes blood tests as "triggering" as it suits her, but has also referred to it as "not liking" having her bloods taken - which are two totally different things. she is purposefully misusing - because she knows it gets her attention - and minimising a term which is totally disrespectful to those people who genuinely have experienced trauma and use the term "trigger" in the context it should be used. yet simultaneously, she claims she is a huge advocate for "raising awareness" about mental health, when she is personally exacerbating the stigma around diagnoses such as PTSD.
I hate to say this, I too have tattoos and piercings but every time I have to have a blood test I end up out stone cold on the floor. I don't make a fuss about it though unlike some 
i totally get that for some people, there is a diffence between blood tests and tattoos etc, it's more the fact that Laura makes. a huge deal out of blood tests being "triggering" and using it as an opportunity to fake cry for stories - she recently admitted her tears are fake, as she admitted that she hasn't cried for years! - to get herself attention and make a huge deal out of her supposed "PTSD" and the impact of "trauma". i wouldn't judge anyone with tattoos or piercings for struggling with bloods being taken - for whatever reason - as they aren't immediately on SM making a huge deal out of it, and misusing terms like "trauma" and "triggering", which massively invalidates and minimises the struggles of people who are genuinely struggling and mentally unwell. it's not the fact that she "dislikes" having her bloods taken - it's all the drama and lies that accompany it.I hate to say this, I too have tattoos and piercings but every time I have to have a blood test I end up out stone cold on the floor. I don't make a fuss about it though unlike some
My eyes as red as a rhinoceros hole. This weekend can duck off right up my hole.. it’ll need a can of lube to get right up there. This isn’t comedy …
If I was her I'd wrap myself in bubble wrap and never leave the house, everytime and I mean EVERYTIME she leaves the house something (allegedly) happens to her
HPD! Of course she can't leave the house without anything happening to her, she has to cling onto the slightest thing that happens to her and exacerbate it by 100000000x for attention. Her posts are as dull as dishwater, that has sat in her rancid sink for days on end. Yawn, yawn, yawn. She doesn't have the intelligence to post anything engaging or interesting, as she doesn't give herself the time to think of anything, as she needs a constant stream of attention to get through the day. She is so utterly boring. I couldn't give a rats arse if she twisted her knee, or whatever it was that she probably only slightly tweaked. She is pointless, a vapid waste of space.
No, you're right it's not. She isn't clever enough to be a comedian, all she knows how to do is swear. Not funny, boring, dull, repetitive rubbish
Laura, someone knocked on your car and made you jump. You forgot to tell us all how you pissed/shat yourself. #femalecomedian (not)
Oh but in the summer no one’s allowed to say they don’t like the heat!! No, we’re cunts if we do!! She bleeping makes it up as she goes along the bleeping vile creature
Oh good god her armpits are vile
filming yet another #ad for wild deodorant, which involves a giant close-up of her unwashed face, while she shoves food in her mouth, crumbs hanging out and smeared across her face, talking and chewing simultaneously, her mouth full of food, mouth hanging open, so all the chewed up food is visible. it's totally unnecessary. what connection is there between festive scented deodorant and eating food with her mouth open while it's full of half-eaten food? totally gross. almost as gross as her then proceeding to remove her shirt and prance around in her bra - because any opportunity. and that close-up of her grubby, unshaven armpit. the stenhh hit me thru the screen. and again, kinda ironic given that she regularly advertises razors and promotes them as being super effective!
i genuinely don't understand why brands work with her. all wild deodorant have achieved is deterring me from ever buying their products and feeling physically sick anytime I see their logo - because i associate them with Laura. hardly an advertising success.
and again, kinda ironic given that she regularly advertises razors and promotes them as being super effective! i genuinely don't understand why brands work with her. all wild deodorant have achieved is deterring me from ever buying their products and feeling physically sick anytime I see their logo - because i associate them with Laura. hardly an advertising success.
I think the brands asking her to do ads is purely a numbers game. She has over half a million followers, that's a lot of reach.
The brands must absolutely cringe at the tit she puts out to 'advertise' their products, but people seems to love it, and it must bring in the sales as they keep going back to her?
The brands must absolutely cringe at the tit she puts out to 'advertise' their products, but people seems to love it, and it must bring in the sales as they keep going back to her?
Had anyone complained about her adverts? That was gross, I don't want my dinner now. I will not be buying anything from Wild..I don't want something that's associated with a person who constantly shits and passes herself and doesn't wash and has a house full of infestations and filth. Gross
I honestly don't know why they keep going back to her. If you look at the actual numbers of people who engage with her rotten, boring content, it's not that high. I pointed out that she only gets at most 0.1% people commenting on her tit, pointless posts. What happened with the hello fresh foods stuff? I complained about her pornographic advert, of her humping their products and they said they'd deal with it. I think if a good few people complain to wild, it might wake them up
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