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I've been a complete pig during lockdown but I know when sw is back in the first week I'll go hell for leather and drop 5-7lb in the first week. She's a lot bigger than me and if she's actually eating what she says she is then she should be loosing much more
 
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Keepingupwithkirstylea - 5lbs lost, what a lie, her work outs are tit and her foods grey and dry.
 
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Has she actually tagged Tina Turner in her story? For real? FFS. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ Like Tina bleeping Turner is going to regram (or even respond to) a sweat-soaked nobody from Croydon, bopping around like a lunatic to Proud Mary in their garage! She kills me.
 
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Has she actually tagged Tina Turner in her story? For real? FFS. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ Like Tina bleeping Turner is going to regram (or even respond to) a sweat-soaked nobody from Croydon, bopping around like a lunatic to Proud Mary in their garage! She kills me.
I had to read this to my husband. I was braking my heart laughing, to be fair he burst out laughing. He secretly loves my Thirsty updates,I told him to guess what she had for lunch the other day and his response was "Adele over for some wine and those tit processed chicken things" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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She doesn't have DARE given her life anymore, they need to work on their customer service don't u know so "needs" the energy
Funny how those snacks just shown you never see on her grid? Don’t think I’ve ever seen a snack a jack or a Jaffa cake posted? Also why does she need energy tablets? Maybe if she ate better she would have more energy. It’s hardly Bcos she’s working so hard is it....
She's gonna live off rice cakes and eggs and starve herself then binge
So, she’s going to lose a stone in August. She’s so ready guys, she has a new mindset. Who’s with her guys? What’s for dinner on day one? A dry frozen pizza washed down with cider. Good luck Kirsty, you’re going to need it 😂
We need regular duck dates I mean updates on this page 😂🤣
Steve's reply made me laugh - "healthy fats DO NOT fill you up", clearly aimed at Kirsty's bull response 😂 I don't know why she keeps trying to blag it in that group when there are actual qualified nutritionists present.
I spit my milk out when I heard her saying that, best joke of the lockdown, deffo should win the Edinburgh comedy festival Joke this year man, bleeping walloper
'I can't sit still, I should get a job in a gym!'

A job full stop would be good Kirst 🙄
 
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I had to read this to my husband. I was braking my heart laughing, to be fair he burst out laughing. He secretly loves my Thirsty updates,I told him to guess what she had for lunch the other day and his response was "Adele over for some wine and those tit processed chicken things" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG MINE DOES TOO- he loves her stories 🤣
 
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She REALLY isn’t right is she? I just can’t keep still, I’ve got to keep moving ......... yet you never lose any weight??? Are you ok hun?

She stops moving when she is lying in bed jerking off to 50 shades 🤣

I feel the need to shout: WHY DOES SHE THINK TALKING INTO HER PHONE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND POSTING IT PUBLICLY ON THE INTERNET IS IN ANYWAY THE APPROPRIATE ACTIONS OF A NEARLY 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN??? Does she not want to do anything meaningful with her life?????

Still jobless and losing the same weight from 2003...another episode of Keepingupwithkirstylea 🙄😂
She sure as duck can’t lose the pounds as effectively as she can lose jobs.
 
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She 'can't sit still' and 'has to keep moving' but suggesting she start running is just CRAZY TALK

Ya lazy. Ya basic. Ya boring.
 
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I bet she doesn't want to weigh at her sisters in case her sister asks to see the ‘5 lbs off’
 
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She REALLY isn’t right is she? I just can’t keep still, I’ve got to keep moving ......... yet you never lose any weight??? Are you ok hun?

She stops moving when she is lying in bed jerking off to 50 shades 🤣

I feel the need to shout: WHY DOES SHE THINK TALKING INTO HER PHONE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND POSTING IT PUBLICLY ON THE INTERNET IS IN ANYWAY THE APPROPRIATE ACTIONS OF A NEARLY 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN??? Does she not want to do anything meaningful with her life?????


She sure as duck can’t lose the pounds as effectively as she can lose jobs.
I don't know you or even what you look like but can just "see" someone typing frantically into their phone, thumbs flying and I'm living for it! We've all been here hahaha 🤣🤣
 
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I don't know you or even what you look like but can just "see" someone typing frantically into their phone, thumbs flying and I'm living for it! We've all been here hahaha 🤣🤣
Hahahahahaha yes! 🤣

Another day, another copy and paste zzzzzzzzz

Her copy and paste has the correct YOU’RE. Then in the comments where that Ross guy (who is clearly blind) is blowing smoke up her a, she is back to YOUR. Clueless.
 

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On her latest post swrosssmith is he actually being serious 🙄I can’t believe that people find her a inspiration the only think she inspires me is not to be like her 😂😂
 
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On her latest post swrosssmith is he actually being serious 🙄I can’t believe that people find her a inspiration the only think she inspires me is not to be like her 😂😂
It’s so strange - she has lost a tiny amount of weight and has about 8st to go - she really isn’t at the stage where she can post transformation pictures and be an advice guru.
 
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