Yay my first oneBig thanks to @Foundmypeople for the thread suggestion with 16 likes!
I realised that just after I posted itYay my first oneIt’s come up with the previous message though
My one was: 800 cals for breakfast alone, can’t get a job cause she glued to her phone
Haha just my luck, I’ll still take it!I realised that just after I posted itI've reported to admin so hopefully they can fix it or delete it
It’s her and her best friend, I remember her sharing it a few months ago!Is her phone case ..... a picture of her??
This is AMAZINGCan you imagine what she'd be like to employ?!
Imagine during her appraisal...
"So Kirsty, we've noticed that there are some areas where we feel that you need to develop your skills."
*Kirsty proceeds to tippex over notes regarding improvements needed*
*Waves finger*
"Have you already forgotten about when everyone was saying be kind? I don't want any negativity in my life. YES, I may have thick thighs. YES, if I want a chocolate bar, I'll have one. Yes, I may spend time during my working day taking selfies with your products. I'M only HUMAN!"
"Kirsty, if we could just address the relevant issues..."
"I am a big, plus size woman and I am proud. I'm not obese. Of course I'm not healthy. But it's about mindset. Positive mindset, guys. Everybody is different. My dad's better than your dad. He has a hot tub and an empty case of Corona for me to pretend to exercise with AND he was on Ant & Dec. He's famous. Like I am. I went to Brit School with Adele, don't forget. Don't mess with a Dowling!"
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