keepingupwithkirstylea #18 Corporate job? Why be so shady? Girl, we all know you’re just the tea-lady.

[Rainbow1]

She doesn’t like soup BUT she loves this one !!! Well done Heinz lol and the crowd goes wild !!

It’s bizarre how many times she claims she doesn’t like something… gravy… wine

the gravy especially she did the post below saying ‘mum says’ (cringe) but drowns her dinners in gravy?!

Trying to find that post… I came across these delights

Spring onions on baked beans

Love the NHS… wrote in choc syrup… on a chopping board

scrolling back thru her posts I laugh at them first time round but then seeing them again it feels like a parody account

edit to add- this post made me laugh too, saying she’ll always be there for her niece… well until her ‘handsomes’ is poorly then she can’t be bothered ha

 

[Rainbow1]

I’ve never noticed the countdown in their couples bio before obviously not been updated but just why?!

 

[NapQueenReturns]

To be fair to the guy, he seems like a good egg(head).

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

She's back at the klumps, I'm calling it!!

Racist trace is fewmin!

 

[Gobbylurker]

wonder who’s paying for her new Pandora charms then, given that she’s Jobless McJoblessFace again

 

[Brentmeister General]

Nothing special tbh but noticed that she’d changed it

Thanks.

Fixed it;
“Living my best life…in my boyfriend’s bedroom…at his mom’s house”

More accurate.

 

[Rainbow1]

I can't believe she's put the thing about their birthday in the bio.

It used to be more cringe I remember it saying something like ‘we met thru lockdown’
And ‘we have the same birthday LOL’

the ‘lol’

 

[Gobbylurker]

COME ON! I think you’ve been on this thread long enough that you will know this is Kirsty we are talking about and not eating means she will gain.

Yep, it’ll be ‘I haven’t eaten enough and I’m working out too much so retaining water and muscle weighs more than fat’ 🥱

 

[Chloe123456]

She’ll never do anything because she doesn’t do it for herself. All the things she does (which let’s be fair isn’t many) is because of Dan. She started the gym and decided to eat “healthily” because Dan wanted to. I’m younger than her and I bought my house by myself. She’s spent years scrounging off other people, she should have a stack of savings behind her- but where is it? She doesn’t do much, she doesn’t buy a lot, I don’t even think she does the big shop. I’m assuming all her money goes on her teas (takeaways and crap)
I lived in my Nan’s attic bedroom whilst I saved but I didn’t let getting in a relationship with my bf stop me coz I knew what I wanted. I bought my house and then he moved in with me. He now pays half the mortgage and we’ve signed the contract to say if we were to sell the house I’d get my deposit back and we’d split the rest. My point is, I think she’s waiting for him to do it all. Imagine being with someone like that - he really needs to get out!

Yeah .. during lockdown when she was doing ten workouts a day lol & posing in her bikini .. it was all for a man .. she made out she was just obsessed with working out when Dare gave her life.. all that lip syncing to Tina Turner.. now she’s got a bloke her drive & oomph has gone.

 

[NapQueenReturns]

Awh almost forgot it was Monday and a new week without Kirsty’s daily announcements

Or how “yesterday ended last night”

Starting to miss the big ol’ nutbar.

 

[Dearyme]

When she says something is ‘banging’ it gives me the heaves and I don’t know why

 

[Chloe123456]

Lol contradictoryKirsty has arrived .. I don’t know why I’m so red & blotchy…. Maybe cos I thought I was going to be late so I was rushing.. but I got here ten mins ago cos I’m an early bird .. how can u think u are gonna be late when you show up to work 45-50 mins early lol

 

[Jane Porcupine]

It was the 'future baby daddy' that did it.

 

[NapQueenReturns]

She'll make a surprise return in 9 months with a baby egghead. Imagine that.

 

[Its_Me]

Sorry if I'm late to this particular party but did she close her keepingupwithkirstylea account or is it under another name now?

It’s now lifewithkirstylea as there was nothing to keep up with

 

[Rainbow1]

I can’t barely watch it’s too embarrassing

On most of the machines she uses she’s not even lifting any weight?! Why isn’t she using the free weights too…

and filming while on the bike… if you were working hard enough you wouldn’t be able to film!

it also annoys me that one is filming while the other is working out like how much rest time between sets?!

 

[Esteelouder]

That post with ‘I’m sharing my voucher with Daniel to get an engagement ring’

 

[Its_Me]

TBH I think she will already be trying. I highly doubt she's taking any form of contraception (she can't be on the pill due to her 2 weekly periods) and you'd think she'd make a big song and dance about getting any kind of medical procedure for a coil/implant.
The only reason she's probably not pregnant already is because her gargantuan weight is causing fertility issues

I don’t personally think it’s fair to assume someone would be having ‘fertility issues’ due to their weight. But her shocking diet is not good for pregnancy…I’m trying for a baby and eat a healthy balanced diet, totally avoid processed foods especially meat yet I still fret over it.

 

[thenoodle]

Oh hi

 

[indigoipswich]

If she was off for 9 months and had a baby I would legit be impressed with her for keeping it a secret