If I was Daniel and I knew she wouldn’t kiss me after the dog licking my face, I’d literally be letting it lick my tonsils
‘You’re not selling getting a dog to me!!’ What, a dog to keep in your bedroom in his mum’s house?! Go to Smyths and get a stuffed one Kirsty, you’ll be far too
bleeping lazy to look after a proper one.
Why does everything she say sound aggressive? … or is it just me?
She’s incredibly unlikeable. It’s like she’s jealous of the fact he’s giving attention to the dog. God help if they ever reproduce.