keepingupwithkirstylea #18 Corporate job? Why be so shady? Girl, we all know you’re just the tea-lady.

[Brentmeister General]

Missing the delightful return after being blocked.

 

[PoppyKJ]

Nothing she does actually exerts any energy but I can’t look away

 

[Monkey47]

Fitbits can be incredibly inaccurate though, I think hers is. I have an Apple Watch and I'm a size 16 and on a very heavy exercise day (with 15,000+ steps) my watch would say I've burnt around 2500-2600 in total and I would say that's more accurate.

She is at least a size 24 so she’s going to have a good 5 stone if not more on a size 16

 

[Rabbit!69]

The odds of this being the case aren’t great though are they

I’m definitely not holding my breath

 

[Ohgoodgrief]

Remember when that footballer with a fat fetish slid in her DMs and she thought she was special and turns out he was doing it to loads of fat women

Jermaine Defoe!

 

[thepantsqueen]

There's really no excuse to not have subtitles on videos now

 

[Marie SW]

She’s posted zzzz

 

[diddlydoop]

I have those same barbie pajamas..I'm gonna have to burn them now aren't I

My exact same thought

 

[Secretgirl]

The face you make when you get a whiff off the crotch of the snag tights you have worn every day for a week

Absolutely brilliant, that’s got me

 

[Shinyhappy]

Yeah I think it is accurate due to her size, I can’t believe how sedentary she must be in her day to day life. I’ve had a lay in and a generally lazy day so far just running a few errands but I’ve still climbed 32 flights of stairs and done 7,000 steps so far without even trying to be active. Do they live in a flat/bungalow?

 

[Monkey47]

I love how she emphasised her breathing in that last video but still fucked it up in on the east out on the hard not out on the hard you idiot (coz we know she reads here)

 

[diddlydoop]

Why is she so quiet? Lost job? Trouble with Dan?

Pulling a sicky I think

 

[Chloe123456]

So much for her having a gym membership

That’s unfair .. don’t forget she got cramp in her leg 2 weeks ago lol

Her entire existence depresses me. She has literally no will or drive to even do the most basic things in life like working hard, moving out of the parents (moving from your own parents to your boyfriends parents in your 30s with no end goal doesn’t count), she can’t stick at losing weight or even cook food!!

Didn’t she move in cos of lockdown & then didn’t leave lol

 

[Lockdownbordem]

The colour of the water in that paddling pool

 

[thepantsqueen]

Fitbit always shows more calories because it includes resting calories (even sleeping) which Apple Watch doesn’t. It’s not inaccurate it’s just a different calculation.

Ah yeah sorry that's exactly what I'm referring to. You do get that on the Apple Watch too. You get total calorie burn. On the rings, it's just the exercise calories but inside the app, you get the total calorie burn too.

but either way, you're most likely right and im accidentally trying to make Kirsty sound thinner than she actually is by thinking her burn should be lower

I think I just find it hard to believe if she was burning that much in total with that little effort, shed be losing weight more. But I suppose that goes to show just how much she's really eating!

She is at least a size 24 so she’s going to have a good 5 stone if not more on a size 16

yep you're right! I'm giving her too much credit

 

[Its_Me]

Thread 19 guuuuuuys

Lifewithkirstylea #19 Gym filming fixation; do you think you’re ever going to pass a probation?

Formally keepingupwithkirstylea Thread title by @Gobbylurker unfortunately the full suggestion was too long so I had to cut it down.

tattle.life

 

[diddlydoop]

Maybe she’s just booked some holiday days off with 0 plans except watching tele in bed and eating cheese strings

 

[Shinyhappy]

BUT she’s going away in a few days time. Is it too cold to be treated to topless pics on the beach??

I fuckin hope so

 

[Robbie09]

Panic over her work phone isn’t broken…

 

[PrincessShark]

Fitbits are always like that, I don't burn that much doing sports all day!

I wore my Fitbit to a body pump class, apparently I did 185 calories. Started using my partners garmin and it said 433 calories. Madness!

I am LIVING for these workout videos though.