keepingupwithkirstylea #16 Hopes for a proposal in Dubai instead Dan’s taken her to Rye

[BettyBeau]

Anyone else look at her now compared to last July/August and think she’s lost her spark?
I’ve always thought she had a pretty face (just an ugly personality) and really don’t care what size she is, but last couple of months she’s look really dishevelled. Her hair, clothes, make up etc look like she doesn’t even try anymore. I’m not convinced she is as happy as she tries to tell everyone she, she’s just all consumed by being in a relationship (any relationship would of done!) that nothing else appears to matter! Even poor Dan looks like he’s aged 10years, can’t think why

They both look drained life they have sucked the life out of each other

 

[Bewlaybros]

One of MY hygienists?! Who the fuck does she think she is?!

 

[Moonflower]

‘The sugar demons’ hahaha oh wow if you think you’re gaining weight from eating some berries Kirsty, you are more deluded than I thought.

Just coming to say this. Its the way she talks like she's an absolute expert. You know she's seen a comment on Facebook and decided that must be true.

So sugar from fruit is bad, but fat from nuts is OK? Sure Jan, makes perfect sense. (obvs both are fine in moderation to anyone sensible who knows anything about basic nutrition!)

And that comment that asks how much weight she's lost? Keeping it to herself for now, eh. I'm going to guess zero.

 

[hustle_truffle]

Bet Penners shags like will from inbetweeners

Definitely hahahaha, and he announces .. “I’m go-ing to .. ahhhhhh”.

You are so welcome!

 

[Santana100]

Eggs Royale with a sausage on the side

 

[Chloe123456]

Bloody hell I wish I could have something for lunch & be stuffed for like 18 hours lol

 

[hustle_truffle]

I wonder why she is keeping the amount of weight she has lost a secret probably because any weight loss is non existent

She’s lost fuck all - we have eyes. Lol

 

[Pumpkinpie0991]

Her taking a photo of that couple in the tube - what is wrong with her seriously. There’s a missing link with Krusty. Fucking sad sack.

 

[indigoipswich]

Idk why but it really really really bugs me that she calls it “our birthday”. It’s surely “our birthdays”, I get it’s the same day but they’re not twins.

 

[eSsExBiRd]

D) she would have lost weight

Can she not do anything without mentioning Daniel?

For the blocked gang.

Red”Cat Fiish”Lips must be raging. Oh, to be a fly on the wall when she saw this post

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

"some weightloss - I think" haha, she's not even trying anymore.

 

[NapQueenReturns]

Oh Dan lol.

“We” = me, my mummy and my daddy.
“Sun set” = sunset.
“Got to. See” = We saw.

It’s like a primary school child writing about what they did on the weekend. Painful.

 

[Gobbylurker]

Thirsty: ‘Full of protein ….’
Follower: ‘ooh how much protein in a bag?’
Thirsty: ‘only 8g but it’s still protein!’

 

[Butterfly13]

What the hell even is this? The chicken looks like vaginas. And why are the chips raw?! FFS
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Vaginas?? I pity anyone whose
hoo-hah resembles those.....
Thanks for the mental image that I can now not un-see, plus the drink coming down my nose through laughing!

 

[indigoipswich]

Oh my. Matching friends mugs. I've been married 11 years and my husband would ask me if I'd gone mad if I rocked up with them. Dull, dull, dull this pair. Come back garage workouts, all is forgiven.

Still think she writes like a ten year old about what they did in the holidays "I went to grandma's. We went for a walk. I had an ice cream, it was chocolate"

I would love those mugs for me and my other half but absolutely no way is she Ross- he says that in one episode. I bet when she’s mad and he asks if she’s ok she says “I’m fine” like some people do when they don’t mean it. Bet she can’t even spell “palaeontologist”.

Also, as a Chandler, it upsets me that they think he’s a Chandler

 

[Anti-influencer]

Fucking hell krusty you're getting your hair done, big wow. Must not be a regular occurance you getting your hair PROFESSIONALLY done as you only ever used to show us when it was done. And now we're getting step by step stories

Remember that time she built up the suspense of having her hair done for days in advance…had us on the edge of our seats…and it just looked the exact same afterwards

 

[Monkey47]

419 cals in that smoothie and a double scoop of protein powder
She would get the same amount of protein for bacon, egg & tinned tomatoes for less calories and far more satiety and much more beneficial nutrition

 

[indigoipswich]

Not being funny but when I did SW and probably weighed 7/8 stone less than her I would lose at least 3lbs during the first week, and that wasn’t from starving myself. Refuse to believe she documents everything she eats.

 

[_blahblahblah_]

Maybe if you’re so cold Kirsty it’s time to invest in one of those cardigans you hate so much. Just a thought.

 

[BettyBeau]

Ha ha the speed on her plate. It’s supposed to be a 3rd speed honestly she’s clueless.
At least she will be featuring on the awful meals page again