Globetrotter
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Bank Holiday causing delays on the delivery of that name plaque! 
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Dovefromabove
Active member
So many questions:
Why is her face/head so large?
Why does she dress her children like they're extras from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding?
Why can they not go on holiday/do anything without her mum and dad?
Why do Tesco pay her for such shite ads?
Why does she eat so much cheese if she's dairy intolerant?
Why does she seem to gain 7 stone as soon as she's pregnant?
Why is her face/head so large?
Why does she dress her children like they're extras from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding?
Why can they not go on holiday/do anything without her mum and dad?
Why do Tesco pay her for such shite ads?
Why does she eat so much cheese if she's dairy intolerant?
Why does she seem to gain 7 stone as soon as she's pregnant?
ChubClubThug
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Wtf
she is literally the colour of tupperware* after microwaving spaghetti hoops
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ChubClubThug
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She's probably busy putting on her 7th coat of ronseal for the birth
ChubClubThug
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GARYYYYYYYYY
So the girls will eternally have to share a birthday because Jaff wanted maximum time off work on all her pregnancies
Who called the 3 of them in matching outfits
they'll be like the Von Jaffs for the next 15 years 
So the girls will eternally have to share a birthday because Jaff wanted maximum time off work on all her pregnancies
Who called the 3 of them in matching outfits
they'll be like the Von Jaffs for the next 15 years 
ChubClubThug
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The parents have no idea who she is because she's never at workI lol’ed when she said ‘we all do it’ like no….. we definitely don’t all leave our purses in our glovebox
A relative of mine is a deputy head at a local school and she’s had to change her FB names multiple times as parents kept finding her and messaging her.
She’s now got a variation of one of her names and all of her profile pictures are just random nature photos. How she’s got away with hers being so open for so long I do not know
Fattygettinfit
Chatty Member
She'll be waiting for his Spanish lace cardigan and socks to arrive to dress him up before showing him to the world. Sad fuck.
Bobbleowl90
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I called it with the cardigan 
GrottyGretel
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Oh god, it must be so difficult to have such problems! Meanwhile a large portion of the country are being swiftly dropped into poverty territory and wondering how we’re going to get through this. Enjoy your shitty holiday, you selfish, oblivious hog.
moocher2020
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I love how she tries to make it not look like an ad, like she’s genuinely not got anything in for tea, and had to go to Tesco. And yet the dates on the products are best before January
Hope you kept your receipt Kate!!
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theeyeroller
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Well done Tattlers, called it as usual. God I bet her work hate her, a third maternity leave in as many years???? Hope it’s another girl after her dickhead husband’s comments about wanting a boy last time. Although they’ll clearly just keep popping them out every year or so until they do get a boy Brace yourselves for another huge weight gain til the baby arrives followed by an obession with post partum weight loss, breastfeeding and pumping until she gets pregnant with the fourth!
Brace yourselves for another huge weight gain til the baby arrives followed by an obession with post partum weight loss, breastfeeding and pumping until she gets pregnant with the fourth!Nurseypops
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If people are so easily offended, Tattle is not the place for you I don't think! Thought I'd stumbled upon the Lil thread for a moment .
.Hereforthecomments2019
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Keeping Kate, complaining and breastfeeding galore... anyone would she hasn't done this before
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