Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!

[Tom_Nook]

Well I for one would like to see more of those blog posts we were promised. Has she given up on them, like on the 100 days of lipstick challenge?
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She's promised a month of wedding blog posts and has done 5 so far. I'm not sure what else she could have planned. Maybe that's why she's doing a Q&A, for inspiration? Or just to be able to churn out 'omg best day ever hun, so blessed' responses.

I'm not sure how much traffic her blog gets but not posting for months then having a flurry of posts one after the other might be a lot for regular readers to digest. I'd have thought regular consistent posts would make more sense.

 

[ilovegrapes75]

You mean "Full Enghlish"?

lmao I didn’t even notice that! Wow great job whoever did that.

 

[martaS]

Kath bingo guess:

Picture of her naked except for penis-shaped ice cubes hiding her modesty with a caption, 'why am I like this,' and a poll asking if she should keep the penis ice tray she used.

The weekend roundup referencing the heat 5 times.

Of course she'll keep, she keeps everything

 

[sheleg]

It’s such a League of Gentlemen name

 

[RachyWoo]

I attended a wedding where we'd chosen what we eat beforehand (the menu was included in the invite). I didn't like anything on the menu so opted for vegetarian. Day of the wedding arrived and we sat down for the meal. The vegetarian option was a large burnt mushroom I HATE mushrooms!!!!

 

[martaS]

Ever so sorry lovely, have a soggy, disease ridden willie biscuit to make up for it x

Does it come with a side of Sad Champagne with Katie's precious tears mixed in ? I don't want it otherwise

 

[ilovegrapes75]

She looks so stupid in that oversized wrinkly shirt.

 

[squatternutbosh]

STOP THE PRESSES

 

[AddictedtoYT]

Am I an idiot, or did other people not realise trees came in male and female??? This is news to me!

It's news to me too. I wish we only had male ones. I just had to cut down 4 trees in my garden which came up out of nowhere ffs.

 

[starshineeggs]

she really has such neurodivergent vibes, I’m surprised she’s not gone down this route and made it her whole thing

 

[Colorofleaves]

But when yoi type 'snooksy' into YouTube, her channel doesn't come up

 

[FreckleFrolics]

A dress too small?!! OMG unheard of for smol smol Kath.

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Ad Aff quite disguised in mirror frame. Question is, would she bother to post without the affiliate link?

P.S hysterical how the polls are majority no

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Polls over as that was a fail. Not the responses she hoped for.

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Why does she need Internet strangers to tell her to keep clothes that are too big or too small for her? And why AD AFF shit clothes? I'm 'smol' too and clothes are a pain to find, but I shop second hand, if too small I then donate. Don't get me posting outfits that look like I've raided my nieces or mothers wardrobe just for clout.

 

[AB3]

Are these actually real medicines or some homeopathic crap?

None of it is real medication, just natural stuff. She should just eat natural honey and get on with life.

 

[Hellofish]

Having to link her YouTube on her Instagram screams of 'pleeeease watch my videossss' vibes.

 

[AB3]

The other room is Geoffs "man cave" were he goes for quiet time from Kafleen.

No other option for the friend I guess?

But its a 4 bed?!

Main bedroom, 2x office... whats in the other room.?

 

[martaS]

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Who pulls their sunglasses down to barely balance on the tip of their nose?
She looks like such a dick.

Someone who reads this forum

 

[ilovegrapes75]

MistyWindows I'm glad you're on the mend!

 

[squatternutbosh]

She was *kindly* sent the slippers a while ago. They would be super manky to wear in this heat, doesn't look like she washes them.

Katie’s hygiene appears to be questionable at best. All that hoarding, years of dust and cat hair

 

[RachyWoo]

Maybe she had a little cry session into a champagne bottle. You know, the usual in the Snooktin household

That wouldn't surprise me!!

 

[Tom_Nook]

Despite the decision that G had made as a couple?

This sounds like he thinks as one unit for them as a couple. Something we all knew anyway haha

Yeah I think it might be an oversight/ typo (especially considering the quality of the other posts) but if it's intentional it still fits!