Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!

[MistyWindows]

Am I allowed to be offended at her calling another cat - I assume, someone's pet cat - an 'a-hole' for behaving.....like a cat? Yes it probably wants a scrap - it's a cat. That's what they do. Some are more scrappy than others, but it is *entirely* normal. It does not make the cat an 'a-hole'. I loathe people who are like 'oh, my beloved Snuffle Wuffle Mumpkin would NEVER fight another animal! He's a pacifist.' duck off Janet, it's a cat that loves food and play fighting. Stop anthropomorphising your bleeping cat.

(I have two, just to add! And had two others previously)

OK other people beat me to it, so glad I am not alone

Exactly, cats do that They’re not dogs!

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

CHIEF GROWTH OFFICER.

What the late-stage corporate capitalism does that mean?

He's a professional networker that brings in business and maximises the business they already have. Loath as I am to defend him in any way, but he does seem reasonably articulate when allowed to talk for a fraction of a second in Katie's videos, although that could just be that she is the perfect foil for him.

In particular I am thinking of the easter egg hunt vlog, where virtually every clue went over her head. What they actually talk to each other about remains a genuine head scratcher.

Back to our Kathleen.

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Why does she look like a dowdy old woman next to these women? They all look genuinely fashionable and cool while she just looks awkward

I was thinking this looks like the hen do from hell, or a group picture of all the xfactor contestants. No one looks good, and it's all designer. Kaushals looks like a child that is wearing her Mum's snazzy jacket, Zoe London donned her Grandmother's nightdress, Jordan lipscombee and Jamie Genevieve are dressed as a girl band from the 00's while Emma's Rectangle came a kids TV presenter. The other two look OK, - but only just.

That ugly Viktor Rolf dress she had on was around £600 - wonder if it was gifted or if she forked out her own money

No way would that frock have not been a loaner at the very least. Wear it to film the we're so wild, carefree and crazy party (enforced, organised fun) and return it to be sanitised (hopefully) for the next muppet. Guess FKA twigs needed the cash.

 

[Tom_Nook]

He's a professional networker that brings in business and maximises the business they already have. Loath as I am to defend him in any way, but he does seem reasonably articulate when allowed to talk for a fraction of a second in Katie's videos, although that could just be that she is the perfect foil for him.

In particular I am thinking of the easter egg hunt vlog, where virtually every clue went over her head. What they actually talk to each other about remains a genuine head scratcher.

Back to our Kathleen.


I was thinking this looks like the hen do from hell, or a group picture of all the xfactor contestants. No one looks good, and it's all designer. Kaushals looks like a child that is wearing her Mum's snazzy jacket, Zoe London donned her Grandmother's nightdress, Jordan lipscombee and Jamie Genevieve are dressed as a girl band from the 00's while Emma's Rectangle came a kids TV presenter. The other two look OK, - but only just.
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No way would that frock have not been a loaner at the very least. Wear it to film the we're so wild, carefree and crazy party (enforced, organised fun) and return it to be sanitised (hopefully) for the next muppet. Guess FKA twigs needed the cash.

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I want it on record that I had no idea this is what the dress looked like up close when I made my previous comment. WTF.

They all look ridiculous.

 

[squatternutbosh]

He's a professional networker that brings in business and maximises the business they already have. Loath as I am to defend him in any way, but he does seem reasonably articulate when allowed to talk for a fraction of a second in Katie's videos, although that could just be that she is the perfect foil for him.

In particular I am thinking of the easter egg hunt vlog, where virtually every clue went over her head. What they actually talk to each other about remains a genuine head scratcher.

one does ponder how 2 ppl on the opposite ends of the personality spectrum have got together, I.e (Kath & Geoff) what does a very obviously well educated, articulate who has proper posh boy Etonian vibes, have in common with East London commoner Kaffleen, who is 2 sandwiches short of a picnic and is a modern day QVC channel? (I’m not being a snob, I’m genuinely curious, classism exists & is real, so there must be some kind of fetish/power imbalance in the relationship that they both get off) I’m suprised Kaff isn’t repulsed by his dated opinions & snobbery, and how he isn’t repulsed by her ridiculously childish demeanours.

 

[ToxicPony]

If there is a cat outside who is getting territorial, how about you STOP HOLDING YOUR CAT UP TO IT and take your HOUSE cat INSIDE.

He's curious because you keep showing him a world he's not allowed to be a part of!

one does ponder how 2 ppl on the opposite ends of the personality spectrum have got together, I.e (Kath & Geoff) what does a very obviously well educated, articulate who has proper posh boy Etonian vibes, have in common with East London commoner Kaffleen, who is 2 sandwiches short of a picnic and is a modern day QVC channel? (I’m not being a snob, I’m genuinely curious, classism exists & is real, so there must be some kind of fetish/power imbalance in the relationship that they both get off) I’m suprised Kaff isn’t repulsed by his dated opinions & snobbery, and how he isn’t repulsed by her ridiculously childish demeanours.

I think it comes down to, she's younger and looks wise massively out of his league.

 

[AB3]

one does ponder how 2 ppl on the opposite ends of the personality spectrum have got together, I.e (Kath & Geoff) what does a very obviously well educated, articulate who has proper posh boy Etonian vibes, have in common with East London commoner Kaffleen, who is 2 sandwiches short of a picnic and is a modern day QVC channel? (I’m not being a snob, I’m genuinely curious, classism exists & is real, so there must be some kind of fetish/power imbalance in the relationship that they both get off) I’m suprised Kaff isn’t repulsed by his dated opinions & snobbery, and how he isn’t repulsed by her ridiculously childish demeanours.

He has money.

 

[RachyWoo]

Every time I've seen her in her wedding shoes something has always bugged me but I couldn't make up my mind what it was. Now it's just come to me, it's a simple case of she doesn't suit them. They're too clompy for someone so short.
As for calling a cat an asshole, she wouldn't dare call my cat that It wasn't being aggressive or anything. It's a cat, cats are curious. Stop teasing your cat, it's unfair on him.

 

[icantbelieveitsnotbutter!]

i'm sorry but having a cat and a large garden but NEVER letting him venture over the fence to explore is just cruel.

 

[squatternutbosh]

i'm sorry but having a cat and a large garden but NEVER letting him venture over the fence to explore is just cruel.

Ragamuffins (which is Morris’s breed) are strictly indoor cats. According to the CFA- Their affectionate and trusting nature can make them unaware or fearless of outdoor dangers, hence why Morris was curious of the other cat and Kaffleen being the absolute twit she is was holding him up to the other cat, expecting it to have the same demeanour.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

i'm sorry but having a cat and a large garden but NEVER letting him venture over the fence to explore is just cruel.

They had to agree with the breeder when they bought him to keep him as a strictly indoor cat for his own safety.


Katie's paid ads

She doesn't look bloated at all in these period pants photos.

Anne Summers, she looks good here! Where does she pack all those enormous meat platters and gastrointestinal challenging feasts?

armpits!

 

[sheleg]

God, the embarrassment of being an influencer and having to flog deodorant and pants that soak up your period! Humiliating. Eve Bennett’s Starbucks ad gave me this feeling too. I wouldn’t do that job for all the money in the world.

 

[martaS]

Wait I missed Becky’s wedding, anyone have any pics? I have been chasing a naked toddler around all weekend potty training and grumbling about how garbage America is rn.

So, the pics.

Why would you photograph yourself with your sister's underskirt?

Becky looks a lot like their mum, don't you guys think? (I mean it in a good way, I think their mum is an attractive lady)

Yes Katie - better than your own wedding hair

Makeup that Katie did on Bex is nice-ish but a bit basic and kind of 2010s wedding makeup, no? And Becky really didn't need her brows laminated or whatever was done to them.

Dress

Do people really beep at wedding processions?

Is there a nipple or do I see Katie's nipples everywhere now?

Poor Genie.

I don't hate the groom's suit. I think a few people here weren't too keen and (if the day comes) it's not something I'd see my boyfriend in, but I think I prefer this to G's checkered number (that made him look like 2000s pop rock singer)

Looks like corduroy/velvet - bold!

CUTE

There is someone in the world shorter than Katie? (Granted she must have worn heels but still)

A little wedding typo

CRASS

ALSO CRASS

Why put a leg up like this?

NO KIDDING

(I think the lack of hangover is debatable)

Hangover tea from a vajayjay mug

I second the person who wondered how she hoovers up so much food and is so tiny. Doesn't work for me!

Second-hand embarrassment is real.

THAT'S IT. Really no need to thank me.

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So I have compiled a list of Katie's outings & treats so far this month (I know, we're just over a week into the month ) and what the heck is this?

ANYWAY here's the list.
Had lashes and brows done AD
Saw an osteopath in a cafe (?)
Went out to Mr Ji (Korean?) place on a weekday (where she cut some breaded chicken with scissors)
Becky's wedding
Waffle and duck
Paris PR trip

 

[ilovegrapes75]

Thank you! I LOVE how bright their wedding was! So much better than Katie’s dungeon of horrors. Becky looks gorgeous and I don’t mind Luke’s getup but don’t love the mustache!

Katie’s massive brows just so not look good on her face.

I’m finally able to watch the vlog this week, it’s weird they had her friend sleep in her office. don't they have a spare room?

 

[Tom_Nook]

She's now added a gifted disclaimer for the lashes and brows in the vlog description. I only noticed because I was about to report to ASA. On another note, does she ever engage with comments? There are compliments and questions on recent videos and she just never seems to respond any more.

 

[Scanchx]

I thought Becky's veil was so beautiful and the groom pulled off the pink suit very well. I thought on the whole, the coloured suits looked good but can see its not everyone's cup of tea though.

It looked like Katie was the only bridesmaid wearing the dress as a halter neck and everyone else had the material as floaty sleeves? Couldn't she have worn it the same as everyone for the photos and turned it into a halter for the evening/dancing? Its so obvious that she is the odd one out in the bridal party photos.

Also still cannot get over the fact that Becky had her wedding postponed four times and Katie/Goeff decided to have their wedding a few weeks beforehand. Could Katie and Geoff not have waited til the next year ? Or at least had their wedding a few months after Becky's ? I'm not normally into 'family politics' but just the fact that they were so close together, its a bit thunder stealing.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Those are some of the prettiest flowers I've seen.

Both short sisters ended up with very tall men!

Katie might have been maid of honour, hence the different dress, but the dresses wrapped over the shoulders looked better. Strapless is a hard style to wear.

I missed the osteopathy cafe appointment!

 

[unt Bessie]

Absolutely mortified for Kathleen at the thought of her filming all these Paris reels in a hotel room on her own.

 

[SophieH94]

Thank you! I LOVE how bright their wedding was! So much better than Katie’s dungeon of horrors. Becky looks gorgeous and I don’t mind Luke’s getup but don’t love the mustache!

Katie’s massive brows just so not look good on her face.

I’m finally able to watch the vlog this week, it’s weird they had her friend sleep in her office. don't they have a spare room?

The other room is Geoffs "man cave" were he goes for quiet time from Kafleen.

No other option for the friend I guess?

 

[AB3]

The other room is Geoffs "man cave" were he goes for quiet time from Kafleen.

No other option for the friend I guess?

But its a 4 bed?!

Main bedroom, 2x office... whats in the other room.?

 

[SophieH94]

But its a 4 bed?!

Main bedroom, 2x office... whats in the other room.?

There's a room with her cluttered crap in it and the Peloton?