Katie snooks #5 Cheese, meat, booze and cake! Back to A&E with a tummy ache

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Tom_Nook

My thoughts on the wedding dress video

"I'm going to tuck into all five boxes..."
You're going to eat a wedding dress?

'You can't see too much knicker underneath'. I CAN SEE EVERYTHING AND YOUR NIPPLE NEARLY FELL OUT TOO. Put some underwear on for goodness sake.

'It's one level the whole way round'.... One LENGTH. It's one length.

'A sample size they'll clinch you in with'. Do you mean cinch you in? A clinch means to win something. Also pronounces 'tulle' as 'tool'.

That satin one looks like a dressing gown because she isn't wearing underwear. 'My boob keeps falling out as I move around'. Put a bra on then!

The cutaways are hilarious.

https://giphy.com/ZdUnQS4AXEl1AERdil
 
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martaS

OMG your overview of the video - so sassy!
(I am here for it though)
 
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bunnyhun

martaS said:
No round-up yet
I hope Katie ... isn't feeling unwell!
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she’s just started it! She’s only uploaded one story so far about how they’ve been staying in a lot recently due to cases of covid rising…I swear they’re out every other night eating a load of meat and guzzling booze
 
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martaS

bunnyhun said:
she’s just started it! She’s only uploaded one story so far about how they’ve been staying in a lot recently due to cases of covid rising…I swear they’re out every other night eating a load of meat and guzzling booze
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Wtf she went to a beauty event this week, they were definitely out last weekend and am sure there was also something in-between?
She probably means they went to 1-5 places instead of the usual 6-10
 
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Fineapple

Sardines in a tin, such gooorgeous packaging can’t wait for her fish collab #spon
 
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martaS

Fineapple said:
Sardines in a tin, such gooorgeous packaging can’t wait for her fish collab #spon
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Do you think she had bought a tin? They were £3.45. I can't imagine stingy hoarder must-keep-an-old-broken-Zara-bag Katie spend that much on a can on fish?

Oh no. Guys. I just thought of something.

How do we know she doesn't hoard cans of sardines

 
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jaymie

Who the fuck stock up so many sardines
 
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Babybail93

Why is absolutely everything her “FAVE EVER!!!!” ???

She speaks like a child
 
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martaS

The round-up is so bloody boring I can't even be bothered to write my comments.

What a disappointing start to the week.
 
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jaymie

TV in front of a beautiful bay window is abomination, I said it before and I am going to say it again. She has all the money but no taste.

Can someone or Katie that read here kindly pass this message on to her, please!
 
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AB3

She can't even see out the window cos there's a bloody great tree in the pavement outside
 
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martaS

First, stop freaking fishing for freebies Kathhhh!
Second, why does every single space in the house have to be covered in storage.
(We all know why, she has too much crap she can't let go of and it needs to go somewhere).

It's also the tone of the first Story. I read it as, "we were bored [because we didn't go out this weekend] so we started walking around the house looking for areas we can improve ruin". I guess once you turn your front room into a Victorian tunnel, the rest of the dungeon has to match!

 
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Esme

I’m sure this shoot that Daddy G arranged is actually just for his own pleasure. She probably got given orders to get certain shots including her baps
 
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martaS

Should we have a collection and buy her some bras?
We have her address already
 
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Babybail93

Eljay said:
She’s really irritating but I think she has lovely eyebrows
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This reminded me of Bo Selecta! Did anyone used to watch that? Kelly Osbourne going mental about Christina Aguilera, saying how much she hates her, and then she’d say “but she has an amazing voice” really tickled me
 
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