I am having a Katie screenshot purge...
I think this is from when she went to Zurich. Why does she have to feel like she was in a tv series? She said something about feeling like Emily in Paris when she was in Paris which is just wrong for at least two reasons:
- well, there are many things wrong with the series themselves and we need to stop referencing them
- there are other, better, more iconic movies and series that take place in Paris - she just showed how shallow and uneducated she is?
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How old is Geoffritto again? I thought that only young guys show their girlfriends/wifes like these. Eek. Plus, the picture was taken with a flash so the nips are saying hello.
(She does have nice boobs though, I can't get away with wearing no bra so a bit jel here)
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Moving onto the Lindt factory visit.
Katie, why are you like this?
I mean, on one hand it's nice to have a bit of innocence left, and be able to connect with you inner child, but there's one thing to just be goofy around your partner, and another to then post it on the social media for the world to see.
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(Also, no wonder she had a migraine, I believe some people get triggered if they have a lot of milk-based produce, like chocolate or cheese)
She's such a tourist
Who takes pics on gift shops?
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"Hold yourself together?". You went to a chocolate factory.
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I don't think it's such an achievement considering she has her phone glued to her hand.
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Well at least they won't be converting the loft into a dungeon too.
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How many "early Birthday surprises" was that then?
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Kathryn: I want to shop more sustainably and buy better quality clothes.
Also Kathryn: *shops at Zara*
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Why is it always "a spot" of something? Is this Katie trying no to use "little" so much?
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Yes, very funny.
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Well, her migraine can't have been that bad if she managed to take a picture of herself in bed?
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"Life changing".
I mean, it's just a vat of seasoned cheese and wine.
Also, is it just me, or this is a lot for 4 people? I am veggie but have been making a point of trying to reduce my cheese consumption too. What do te restaurant do with the inevitable leftovers? Chuck out? It's hella wasteful if they do.
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I can see that Katie's new aesthetic is "Retiree on hols"
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The viral* Uniqlo bag doesn't make it better.
*it's just a bag, people. Calm your tits down.
("people" = influencers)
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This actually look lovely.
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AND NOW MOVING ON TO HER ACTUAL DAY OF BIRTH
It's funny how influencers only wear Missoma when it's gifted to them. I can't see an "AD" tag here so I imagine her family or G bought this. It's £125 on their website so not super cheap but also someone who has so much disposable income didn't have to wait to have it given to them as a gift? If she wanted it for some time, why not just buy it? Or, even better, as supposedly she likes all things vintage, why not look for something like this from a antique jeweller? There is a chance she could find something more unique and actually made with solid gold. (Missoma pieces are gold-plated).
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So she admits any mudlarking she did previously, was illegal.
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(Btw it's £96 for three years, if she really had been serious about doing it properly, she would have forked out a long time ago)
Two? Am I blind or thick, or does she count each glass as one?
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Ah no, OK there's a second one - but again it just look like squiggle?
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Of course she did.
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I am actually shocked that she's wearing appropriate footwear for once.
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I kind of see myself as a secretary - there are some people on the thread who don't have Insta and can't watch her stories so I tend to save a lot of them and do a little recap every now and then 
