Katie Price #99 What does Mr Price smell like please? I reckon bull and cottage cheese!

[SewerGrapes]

It means she's had fillers Putin....

And her gob round a bottle of vodka!

 

[Facehugger]

Yep I posted a pic when it happened….then the red tops picked up on it ….just tried to find the pic but I’ve either deleted it or the Prosecco is kicking in

Its ok, you don't have to prove it, we remember

 

[MrsCranky]

If you click on your name at the top of the screen, then on the pic (the green m for you) it says edit. Then you can change it to whatever you want.

Thanks lovely. I'll give it a try

 

[Mikesqueen]

Thank you very much my friend xx.

Happy New Years Eve and loads of love and hugs from your friend Pom , xx.

I leave this here for you and others to enjoy..I be on tonight as I don't go out on new year..will be on tattle xx.

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Sid will be sooo jealous, @Pom Bear

 

[MrsCranky]

If you click on your name at the top of the screen, then on the pic (the green m for you) it says edit. Then you can change it to whatever you want.

I tried lovely but I can't find Poms pic on my files

I tried lovely but I can't find Poms pic on my files

Nearly typed flies

 

[MaggieAggie]

What planet are these idiots on

I especially love how he somehow managed to crowbar in the broken leg twice!!

 

[NancyPants21]

That Fuzzy duck shower stuff is available everywhere Baylis & Harding The Fuzzy Duck Men's Hemp & Bergamot Bath & Shower Gift - Vegan Friendly : Amazon.co.uk: Beauty as well as supermarkets. Bet they're in a caravan somewhere off the M25

Sounds like yet another deflection post in that case. I assumed it was bespoke to the hotel but maybe its just to give the impression she's a devoted muvva. I think the M25 might be a bit too classy?

 

[Mktg34]

The idiot Carl and the car lot!
Why do younger men like him drive around like gangsters and yet they have nothing!!
It's always a BMW and Audie this messaging is lousy keeps crashing

 

[Foxtotty]

Dear Katie you are as thick as because it’s not year ‘22’ it has the number 20 in front there lies the clue
So for it to be lucky for you, your ‘lucky number’ would need to be ‘2022’ oh dear what a shame
So it looks like it won’t be your lucky year after all View attachment 953109

Not unless H smashes it first!

 

[Lollypops]

Why is she publishing his phone number? Isn’t that incitement?

That's on the Netflix programme they are watching in bed. So romantic

 

[Foxtotty]

I never realised the words were written about skanky

Toxic


Baby, can't you see I'm calling?
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous, I'm falling
There's no escape, I can't wait
I need a hit, baby, give me it
You're dangerous, I'm loving it
Too high, can't come down
Losing my head, spinnin' 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?
With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic

It's getting late to give you up
I took a sip from my devil's cup
Slowly, it's taking over me
Too high, can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can you feel me now?
With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under (toxic)
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Intoxicate me now, with your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now, I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now, with your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now

Eh? Not a clue what this is about. Are you ok?

 

[Facehugger]

Still got the screenshot from before. Click where it says edit and choose a photo.
Sorry Facehugger, you posted that while I did my one finger type!

That's ok, yours is better with pictures anyway

 

[Facehugger]

The last thread and didn't know I could save it. How do I save it?

You just click on the image and then either save it or download it onto your own device, then it'll be in your files to upload onto your avatar x

 

[SewerGrapes]

You can buy a kit on Amazon with socks & a massage ball that really help

I buggered the soles of my feet by struggling to make my boy's upper bunk-bed. The ladder rungs were hard, narrow metal and I had no shoes or socks on...Arrrgghhhh. Massaging Voltarol on really helped me.

Ah I’m 1st Feb too

Ah a fellow Aquarian, eh? Lucky lucky us!

 

[SewerGrapes]

Congratulations HBF

Awww.....cheers m'dear xx

 

[ouroboros]

Dearest Ouro,
I find your present atavar rather disturbing, your previous incarnation so much more appropriate, an internationally recognised beauty and woman of mystery.

Haha, ok I will change it just for you u x

I love Still Game! Have you seen Two Doors Down?

Love Two Doors Down. It has the wonderful Sharon Rooney in it, but my favourite has to be her mum. She’s so shameful!

 

[Foxtotty]

I love Still Game! Have you seen Two Doors Down?

Brilliant programme! Poor Beth always end up cooking for them all!

 

[Angelic37]

Yours is good.

Thanks BMH. It's the closest I'm getting to excitement this NYE

 

[Foxtotty]

Do you suppose they're after destroying their business by inviting skanky aboard? MUGS!

Wouldn't think anyone could be that stupid.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Mrs Cranky

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Love it Facey.