That'll be the mobile phone up her hoo haDon’t think your Dolly is buzzing for Christmas behind bars
Good morning @Prince fan 1999 ~ are we too excited to sleep?That'll be the mobile phone up her hoo ha
That'll be the mobile phone up her hoo ha
Baking???? Her?????? More like send an Uber to buy one at Marks & Sparks then claim she made it!Welcome to #92, I just got home and notice the last thread over-ran a tad.
Original Title was On the 12th day of Christmas, the judge said to KP, no more get out of jail cards, not even Harvey!
Well done @Sparkly23 for the winning title which I sadly had to trim to fit.
Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-p...ut-of-jail-card-is-so-rehearsed.25296/page-53
KATIE SHOULD BE GOING TO PRISON!!!!!!
WATCH THIS SPACE!!
Katie is beyond belief...
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I Don't think so Katie!!!
Carefully forgotten by the looks of it - or at least she'd like it to be because it doesn't fit the narrative of what a diamond geezer wanky is. Yeah of course he is!!Has anyone...ahem...been charged with giving Katie a fat lip some months back at her home? Or is that gone?
This is Bewful! I hope our dreams come true and we can all clink glasses!Twas the night before court and all through the threads
The tattlers were stirring, too excited for their beds
Fingers were poised by keyboards with care
In hopes that the judge will rule a sentence that's fair
The Krusties were nestled with sparkling drinkHappy visions of Katie, locked up in the clink
And Cole with faux sad face hiding his smile, has Jodie Marsh ready to go on speed dial
Jeez talk about showboating eh? Who else but these assholes would scribbleIf proof were needed there’s nothing at all wrong with her feet check out the footwear no one with feet problems could wear those.
Katie Price seen for the first time since lipo and 13th boob job as she 'signs new TV deal'
KATIE Price is all smiles as she’s seen for the first time since she had liposuction and breast lift surgery in Belgium. The 43-year-old was seen clutching signed contracts for a new TV …www.thesun.co.uk
My gut feeling is she’s pushed it too far this time. Instead of laying low and keeping out of the press. She’s done all she can to get in it instead and plates silly buggers in the meantime. Im hoping the judge realises she needs a big shock.I definitely reckon we are going to be needing those pisspots today, as I certainly see her getting away with it again, as usual.
She could be putting more hair on though, for what she thinks will be her victorious speech and photos from the court steps!. like the scary plug hole plait she wore to the NTAs!Forever on the catch up… from Cole’s stories. I see the extensions are off on their holidays to the sofaView attachment 925203
Hi Zoe, it's been a while! Wonder if kp knows you're uploading year old pictures to Facebook? Seeing as you owe 'her' £3K I'd say probably not
Such unflattering pictures anyway!
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