Katie Price #92 On the 12th day of xmas, the judge said to KP, no more get out of jail cards.

[Helena-botham-farter]

I'm working tomorrow but my boss is getting a booster jab at 2pm, is it wrong of me to hope he feels a bit woozy afterwards and doesn't come back?

 

[bargainhunt99]

Twas the night before court and all through the threads
The tattlers were stirring, too excited for their beds

Fingers were poised by keyboards with care
In hopes that the judge will rule a sentence that's fair

The Krusties were nestled with sparkling drink Happy visions of Katie, locked up in the clink

And Cole with faux sad face hiding his smile, has Jodie Marsh ready to go on speed dial

Superb

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I have a job interview tomorrow at 2, so if whoever starts the next thread could put the sentence she gets in the title so I can have a quick glance before school pick up that would make my life a lot easier please not sure I will have time to scroll through the many comments there will be roll on tomorrow!

Good luck with the interview tomorrow

Fingers crossed Skanky goes down

Keyboard warriors Are you ready??

Yeaaaaah!

 

[the slosher KP]

What is the story with her brother Dan. Did they have a fall out, seemingly close in the past etc! Some big bust up must have happened?

I’m interested to know this too.

 

[Badirene]

What is the story with her brother Dan. Did they have a fall out, seemingly close in the past etc! Some big bust up must have happened?

Katie, probably

 

[Webster1357]

I'm working tomorrow but my boss is getting a booster jab at 2pm, is it wrong of me to hope he feels a bit woozy afterwards and doesn't come back?

I have to WFH tomorrow to babysit my extremely depressed mother in law. I’m not saying that’s good but I do like to see the silver lining in every situation!

 

[bagpuss17278]

I’ve got an hour long appointment at 2pm tomorrow

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I’ve got an hour long appointment at 2pm tomorrow

Her case might be late, then not long until you can get the latest!

 

[Facehugger]

I'm at work tomorrow too, I'll have to wait until I get home to catch up so I hope they keep her waiting all afternoon and she goes in last

 

[Squirrelina]

Welcome to #92, I just got home and notice the last thread over-ran a tad.

Original Title was On the 12th day of Christmas, the judge said to KP, no more get out of jail cards, not even Harvey!

Well done @Sparkly23 for the winning title which I sadly had to trim to fit.

Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-p...ut-of-jail-card-is-so-rehearsed.25296/page-53

KATIE SHOULD BE GOING TO PRISON!!!!!!

WATCH THIS SPACE!!

Katie is beyond belief...

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I Don't think so Katie!!!

With a file in the middle!

 

[Crowbag]

Twas the night before court and all through the threads
The tattlers were stirring, too excited for their beds

Fingers were poised by keyboards with care
In hopes that the judge will rule a sentence that's fair

The Krusties were nestled with sparkling drink Happy visions of Katie, locked up in the clink

And Cole with faux sad face hiding his smile, has Jodie Marsh ready to go on speed dial

Superb!

 

[bigmac22]

I’m training for my new job tomorrow afternoon, thankfully from home though

Happy pre sentencing eve all, hope we all get what we wish for

 

[Timz]

I’m a bit naughty and watching the prog on Ch4HD about OF!

 

[Whl1994]

Did any of you guys watch this? Still hilarious. I think all4 has the full episode!


Yes heres the link to full episode !

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/star-stories/on-demand/45162-003

I LOVED this spoof

 

[woowoono2]

I'm working tomorrow but my boss is getting a booster jab at 2pm, is it wrong of me to hope he feels a bit woozy afterwards and doesn't come back?

Don’t bank on it. He’ll be fine for 12 hours, and then boom

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Twas the night before court and all through the threads
The tattlers were stirring, too excited for their beds

Fingers were poised by keyboards with care
In hopes that the judge will rule a sentence that's fair

The Krusties were nestled with sparkling drink Happy visions of Katie, locked up in the clink

And Cole with faux sad face hiding his smile, has Jodie Marsh ready to go on speed dial

I want to this eleventy billion times!

 

[SewerGrapes]

Don’t think your Dolly is buzzing for Christmas behind bars

That will be be her mobile phone up her Tuna Canoe!

 

[Facehugger]

I’m a bit naughty and watching the prog on Ch4HD about OF!

I thought about it but decided Julian Clary was preferable

 

[Hereforagoodtime85]

Hi all, I’ve been following the Star Hobson trial so I’m a bit behind! Is it tomorrow afternoon Skanky is in court?

 

[midsummer blue]

Hi all, I’ve been following the Star Hobson trial so I’m a bit behind! Is it tomorrow afternoon Skanky is in court?

Tomorrow at 2pm