Katie Price #89 Body like a hotdog, Face like a Yule log!

[Timz]

Alex B had a great recap with comparison of the car crash duo, KP vs Sheridan Smith


Hopefully look forward to his next one on the mangled KP ponyfest from yesterday

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

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Whoa there.... Magnum moustache?

Sieg heil, mein Fuhrer.

 

[Squirrelina]

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Whoa there.... Magnum moustache?

Edit - this was from the Sun - however it is surprisingly Skanky free today on the website - which is strange - there are usually about 3 stories per day.

Those comedy balloons

 

[midsummer blue]

Wonder if they will have another holiday before the 15th.

 

[Pisspotshow]

Wonder if they will have another holiday before the 15th.

And visit somewhere that requires her to isolate for 10 days so she just can't attend court y'onner.

 

[Crowbag]

Sieg heil, mein Fuhrer.

The eyeshadow!
Fernypointychin&sandblastedneck, you're tit.

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

The eyeshadow!
Fernypointychin&sandblastedneck, you're tit.

You get what you pay for. She's a hot mess. Max Factor himself couldn't even salvage that face.

 

[Pisspotshow]

Let's face it.
She was never exactly pretty in the true sense of the word.
Oversized knorks and a propensity to get them out at a moment's notice combined with loads of slap and open legs.

You get what you pay for. She's a hot mess. Max Factor himself couldn't even salvage that face.

Max Factor? More like Max Headroom.

 

[rlilly]

What the f**k are those clips on her head? They look like giant pink cockroaches. Why does she have a tash? What the f**k does she look like?!!

 

[bagpuss17278]

They’re staying at a lodge at Cotswolds Farm Park this weekend

 

[DC16]

They’re staying at a lodge at Cotswolds Farm Park this weekend

Same place as Sophie last weekend. On her phone as usual.
Wonder if Harvey is there.

 

[Hereforagoodtime85]

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Whoa there.... Magnum moustache?

Edit - this was from the Sun - however it is surprisingly Skanky free today on the website - which is strange - there are usually about 3 stories per day.

Edit 2 - I saw this pic yesterday and this was the reason I joined Tattle as it needed to be seen to be believed!

She looks like a shot putter..

 

[MrsCranky]

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Whoa there.... Magnum moustache?

Edit - this was from the Sun - however it is surprisingly Skanky free today on the website - which is strange - there are usually about 3 stories per day.

Edit 2 - I saw this pic yesterday and this was the reason I joined Tattle as it needed to be seen to be believed!

That's a Clark Gable moustache

She doesn’t I was just going by HER quote!!!

Gosh he's a sly looking twit innie

Same place as Sophie last weekend. On her phone as usual.
Wonder if Harvey is there.

Glad she can afford it. The treacherous twit

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Same place as Sophie last weekend. On her phone as usual.
Wonder if Harvey is there.

That rancid jacket that makes her look like a heffalump!

She looks like a shot putter..

A big Russian Lesbian one called Helga!

 

[BigBlue2018]

They’re staying at a lodge at Cotswolds Farm Park this weekend

Was just going to post that! Great minds xxx.

In Cheltenham so obs seeing Harvey. She might need his debit card. £200 a night for the lodge, min stay 2 nights, or will they have begged it?

Maybe they have promised the lodges free PR shot by the 3 photographers (2 paid) and Cole on his Tiny Tykes Camera who took shots at the epic Equestrian Launch yesterday.

 

[bluecups]

What the f**k are those clips on her head? They look like giant pink cockroaches. Why does she have a tash? What the f**k does she look like?!!

They're used professionally by hairdressers and makeup artists eg. holding your fringe back whilst you get your makeup applied or to hold a style until the last minute when they're taken out for the photo. Some silly sod forgot to take them out and she didn't even notice, despite being a "model" for years.

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[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

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Whoa there.... Magnum moustache?

Edit - this was from the Sun - however it is surprisingly Skanky free today on the website - which is strange - there are usually about 3 stories per day.

Edit 2 - I saw this pic yesterday and this was the reason I joined Tattle as it needed to be seen to be believed!

There are people who have been locked up in mental institutions for years who are not as insane has this woman.

 

[265]

Wonder if they will have another holiday before the 15th.

That would be the final nail in the coffin.

 

[MrsCranky]

I had a dream about skanky last night that she was banged up in Alcatraz. I hope it comes true

 

[DC16]

Posted this, come on Katie, he was wearing that pink top last week, you’ll have to do better than that
Hopefully the college have said NO more pictures to you, I know that’s a foreign concept, someone saying no to you!!!!