Wilma - Love you, love you, love you.Staytmunt frum Kaytee Pryse
Rite. Pete's a bleep.
Sew has u owl no, eye am ear in Vaygus wive the WUN, my prints chow mein, me furevva luv, Coyle Wud aint eye. Pete you wanka.
Littal did eye no that he wuz ownlee gun an got me da BIGGIST serpryze ov em all. Da wun fing eye bin dreemin abat sints eye fursd saw im, jet washan a Ford Kapree on da fourcort ov Dagginhim Dodgee Motahs innit Pete you bleep. So dis serpryze wuz lyke so brilyant, so hunhexpektid an jusd proofs fur reel ow it woz owl ment two bee. Eye cudden beeleev it. Sew shoked. Eed ownlee gun an bukked us an owl u kan eet buffit at Sirkus Sirkus didn ee?? Woooooo....
Eye luv Vaygus. Eevun if Coyle as bin ear beefour on ateeen too furty to ollydayze an stuf. Eye meen, furty to tymes to Vaygus? Eye fink furty to musd av sum sikniveecants or summink cuz e is firty to, eyve ad furty to fayce lifs, ees gut furty to vinears, eye way furty to stowne...ennyweigh..Pete you bleep.
So...wooooooo. Eyme ownlee gunna get mareed ear aint eye? Fineallie me an my Printz Chow Mein are gunna av da wedden ov my dreems, know fuss, know drarmer, jus me, Coyle, my PR team, his PR team, Dane Bowels mum, a Kerree Catowna cardbord cut owt, Peers Morgen an that fat burd from that top rayted show I wuz on Stef, frum Stefs Paked fingy. Pete you tossa. Wooooo.
So eye am harsken u now two giv me an Coyle are privaycee as we beecum a mareed cuppal an arsk u two reespekd are wishsays. Ohan buy da way, u can sea owl da hexkloosif fotoes in nex weeks HoKay magazeen. Pete you bleep. Wooooo....
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Katie Price #79 Here comes the bride, all fat and wide. Tried to drive a beemer fell out the other side
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She doesn't give a tit about any of those kids. What about H who apparently cannot survive without Her?Okay, now I've finally finished laughing at the mad witch......who the duck does she think she is announcing that her & Crawl are moving there with the kids? Clearly that'll never happen. BUT what about the poor little ones going to school today to hear from classmates that they're moving to America with their mummy & 'Crawl. They would be absolutely terrified especially as they hate Crawl. I cannot imagine how Kieran is going to reassure them this morning that that is not going to happen.
Clearly Junior & Princess will know it's bollocks but not the little ones.
What a disgusting low life narcissistic woman she is.
I actually feel sick for those poor babies
In any case there is NO WAY she would ever get custody of any of those kids in order to take them out of the country, in fact I doubt the USA are stupid enough to give either of them a residency to begin with despite his property empire LOL
Of course this is simply her normal bollockfest of Its All About Me along with using the kids which is precisely what she's trying to slate the children's fathers for. She can piss off with wanky and just leave the kids to grow up happy without her because it has to be a result having it thousands of miles away from them all
but she said NO NO NO
Did she even know 'Cole'/ Carl before covid?!!!So if the trip was planned before COVID, then it's not a surprise organised by Cole is it....
Tell so many lies, she can't remember. It's always in the small details
The best one is sheโs not there to party. While being pictured slugging two cosmopolitans in half an hour before lunchtime.So if the trip was planned before COVID, then it's not a surprise organised by Cole is it....
Tell so many lies, she can't remember. It's always in the small details
Absolutely. Their relationship is completely toxic
God, imagine the thought of Jet and Bunny being dragged away from the only stable home theyโve ever know, along with their half siblings, and brought into her world in Las Vegas? Like thatโs ever going to happen? Sheโs lost it
Watching a career in it's final death throes!
Katie made it clear (!) in that screengrab that they were out here visiting ' family'...maybe that was the nonsense loophole....
No, she didn't. She met him the same day as she turned up screaming at shouting at KB's house. She had Princess with her and Zoe. So Princess met him the same time as she did. KP wasn't even that keen on Cole when they first met, so it was bollocks it was love at first sight.
I really dislike Carl, something is seriously not right about him and I feel uneasy with the way he has looked at Princess in the past.
The men Katie has dated / married in the past (Pete, Alex, Leandro, Kris, Keiran) are, in my opinion, a bit cringe but fairly harmless. This one seems like a right nasty sort.
Also...how does she get fairly good looking men? I know she was naturally pretty when she met Pete and a bit pretty/sexy when she met Alex but she was haggered by the time she got to Keiran and he is a fairly alright looking man, its certainly not her sparkling personality or even her sex appeal because that is long gone, what exactly does she offer them?
The men Katie has dated / married in the past (Pete, Alex, Leandro, Kris, Keiran) are, in my opinion, a bit cringe but fairly harmless. This one seems like a right nasty sort.
Also...how does she get fairly good looking men? I know she was naturally pretty when she met Pete and a bit pretty/sexy when she met Alex but she was haggered by the time she got to Keiran and he is a fairly alright looking man, its certainly not her sparkling personality or even her sex appeal because that is long gone, what exactly does she offer them?
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She isn't taking her kids anywhere! does she really think Pete and Kieran will let her take their kids to America NEVER!
I'm banned from the DM, absolutely nothing of be mine gets printed now about anything. Not even nice things.Am I here ??? I've never been moved around threads before... its better than being banned though !!@.. thats happened before
Michelle said this on her Insta, with a photo of ALL the children, well done, this should piss off the witch no end ... Its finally happening, the backlash .... " Literally live my life for these kids 
itโs what you do as a parent, you put their needs before your own, Iโm so proud to be able to say Iโm a good Mum 
" ..... ... someone needs to explain to price, that the US ... particularly after the 15th Dec, when sentence is passed, and yet another conviction is added to her long criminal record, will NOT touch her with a barpole ... she`d better enjoy herself now, as she wont be stepping on American soil again, and with her history, convictions ... im surprised they allowed her in this time ( my cousins husband was refused entry, due to a drug conviction from his youth, so how she has managed this, is confusing, they are very strict ) ... I think in her deluded thick mind, she honestly believes she can move to the States, and everything in the UK gets erased ... also if Vegas is MUG BOYS second home ... why are they staying with this other bleep Kami Li? ( she was thoroughly revolting in big brother from what I remember ) ..... pwiccceee? ... you`re living in lala land ... and as for the children joining you ... Loooooooooooool ... this ludicrous comedy shitshow, just gets better and better .... nice to see Keiron and Pete have FINALLY grown some balls ... its about bleeping time ... 
.. and as for this latest video, she is clearly off her bleeping nut .. this wont be ending well, its those children I feel for
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itโs what you do as a parent, you put their needs before your own, Iโm so proud to be able to say Iโm a good Mum " ..... ... someone needs to explain to price, that the US ... particularly after the 15th Dec, when sentence is passed, and yet another conviction is added to her long criminal record, will NOT touch her with a barpole ... she`d better enjoy herself now, as she wont be stepping on American soil again, and with her history, convictions ... im surprised they allowed her in this time ( my cousins husband was refused entry, due to a drug conviction from his youth, so how she has managed this, is confusing, they are very strict ) ... I think in her deluded thick mind, she honestly believes she can move to the States, and everything in the UK gets erased ... also if Vegas is MUG BOYS second home ... why are they staying with this other bleep Kami Li? ( she was thoroughly revolting in big brother from what I remember ) ..... pwiccceee? ... you`re living in lala land ... and as for the children joining you ... Loooooooooooool ... this ludicrous comedy shitshow, just gets better and better .... nice to see Keiron and Pete have FINALLY grown some balls ... its about bleeping time ... .. and as for this latest video, she is clearly off her bleeping nut .. this wont be ending well, its those children I feel for ..
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Wtf does this mean?
Wtf does this mean?
I'm barred from the DM, nothing ever printed now.Am I here ??? I've never been moved around threads before... its better than being banned though !!@.. thats happened before
Having had a peruse of Keiran's IG is the amount of love he gets from Aisleyne....
I thought Aisleyne was supposed to be BFF's with KP?
Obviously, she can be friends with both... It just struck me as odd.
I thought Aisleyne was supposed to be BFF's with KP?
Obviously, she can be friends with both... It just struck me as odd.
2 questions - wtf is "Cole" and wtf is this babbling American tart?
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