Katie Price: The Pryoree an Me, Me, Me and More Me innit
Chapta for
Pete you cunt. U no wun fing abat beyin in reeab is dat it givs u a chunce 2 reelee reeflek on yor lyfe an stuff dont it.
Eye meen luk at mee. A top mudel, entroopenterner, singa, deesyna, orfa, hactress, foxee beengo muvva ov da yeer an owl rand entatayna. Wooooo...Pete you cunt.
Eye akshullee ad tyme 2 reelee fink abat fings lyke me dyeying muvva an ow mush ello magazeen will pay 4 da ekscloosiv fotas ov me cryeen ova her coughin, how long can we get da Deeejay two play at da wayke an ow menny drinks can eye get dahn me nek. Pete you wanka. wot will eye even ware? Me cloving lyne JYShite doo a luvlee blak trakkie set but eye av two be carful don eye? Eye carnt go 2 muvvas fyoonral lookin owl sexee becuz da larst fing eye want is da vikkar gettin a stiffy an wantin 2 shag me and then Coyle, the WUN, my prince chow mein an fureva luv gettin owl gellus do eye an spoylin da partee arfta muvvas bin put in da ovun. Pete you cunt
So yeh eye am reelee yousing dis tyme 2 get fings sawted in me lyfe. Fings dat matta lyke me air an me nayles aint eye? Wen yur a top mudel an roll mudel lyke wot eye am u av 2 luk yur besd 4 owl yur fans dontcha. Pete you cunt.
Littal did eye no wot wuz arand da corna tho did eye?
Ownlee a fukkin shineez owl u can eet buffit rite nex door 2 da nayle salun. Tyme 4 a chaynge. Tyme to reelee fink abat wot eye want.
Akrilliks an dubbel porshon ov egg fryed ryce.
Have you noticed all these “ happy “ family shots she is currently posting all over IG in the last couple of weeks. No coincidence then, that a court case is looming and her wanting to portray a happy, stable family life
100% spot on