Considering " what " he is with ... he has no shame, bad mouthing others .... he is in essence, getting married to the village bike .. shes seen more traffic than the M25 on a busy bank holiday ... dimwit!
Considering " what " he is with ... he has no shame, bad mouthing others .... he is in essence, getting married to the village bike .. shes seen more traffic than the M25 on a busy bank holiday ... dimwit!Can't get my breath with him dissing Philip Schofield tagging in Holly. Haha what a fucking cunt.
Haha why not call out your missus for her past behavioirs???
Someone kick this fuckas knees hard and get him back on the floor where he belows with the all the dog shit!!!!
She's had more helmets than there are hard hats on the M25 roadworks an'allConsidering " what " he is with ... he has no shame, bad mouthing others .... he is in essence, getting married to the village bike .. shes seen more traffic than the M25 on a busy bank holiday ... dimwit!
Mmmmm chippy chips .. smothered in chippy curry sauce ... Luv emI love em' poured over a bag of 'Chippy' chips! (I wonder why they discontinued the tomato flavoured ones?)
True story this, folks: My fella is a massive Doctor Who fan and has a life-size Dalek in one of his bedrooms. His fave assistant is Jo (Katy Manning) Last Xmas I dressed all sexy-like and posed by his dalek wearing a Katy Manning card-board mask. Naturally we were getting a tad frisky and he dashed to the loo to brush his teeth and guess what? I'd swapped the mask for a Katie Price one.....xCox or no Cox ~ he won't be investigating my Black-Hole!
Poor guy ... he looks like a flipping hostageWhy's that guy in the back wearing make-up?
That got rid of him then lol. The poor bloke has been traumatisedTrue story this, folks: My fella is a massive Doctor Who fan and has a life-size Dalek in one of his bedrooms. His fave assistant is Jo (Katy Manning) Last Xmas I dressed all sexy-like and posed by his dalek wearing a Katy Manning card-board mask. Naturally we were getting a tad frisky and he dashed to the loo to brush his teeth and guess what? I'd swapped the mask for a Katie Price one.....x
Why would you swap your mask to Katie price? My god you must've had a hell of a headacheTrue story this, folks: My fella is a massive Doctor Who fan and has a life-size Dalek in one of his bedrooms. His fave assistant is Jo (Katy Manning) Last Xmas I dressed all sexy-like and posed by his dalek wearing a Katy Manning card-board mask. Naturally we were getting a tad frisky and he dashed to the loo to brush his teeth and guess what? I'd swapped the mask for a Katie Price one.....x
and shagged the entire UK Armed Forces one -after-the-otherConsidering " what " he is with ... he has no shame, bad mouthing others .... he is in essence, getting married to the village bike .. shes seen more traffic than the M25 on a busy bank holiday ... dimwit!
Katie, Crawl and Elton were walking in the park one day when all of a sudden, Katie trips up, falls forward, and gets her head jammed in the railings. Quick as a flash, Crawl drops his trackie-bottoms and rapidly gives her one. He then shouts 'Hey Elton it's your turn next!' Elton promptly bursts into tears...'What's the matter' asks Crawl, to which Elton replied, 'I can't get my head through the railings!'and shagged the entire UK Armed Forces one -after-the-other
That third picture is the best one I ever seen of Frankenflaps This mask wearing is not all bad is it?So been to the hairdressers yet again, now going to stuff their faces, not long after polishing off a bbq
Pëlarqueros - it must be Spanish for Rug DoctorFound the hairdressers(I know, I’m sad )
Oh jeezus I had to reply to you, I forgot with all of these erections!When you get olderall the fucking hair disappears,Not a minge thing or armhole fuck.I’m bald as as a coot.l
We all put our kids first, however old they are Mrs E. And that's why we don't understand anyone that doesn't, it's a bloody alien concept to all us caring parents everywhere.Oh shit Wales have monumentally lost to Denmark. My husband and son are in a bad mood. Ahhh, it was going so well. It's time for Alexa and some happy tunes to cheer them up.
I'm so confused about Katie and her lack of contact, motherly instincts towards her children. I'm not a perfect parent but whatever I do is always put them first.
AND FFS I assume that BS up the top of the photo "Cute Kitty plus tan" is the list of filters it's supposedly NOT using on every single crappy shot??So been to the hairdressers yet again, now going to stuff their faces, not long after polishing off a bbq
Err... it was actually three at a time..... (cough-cough)and shagged the entire UK Armed Forces one -after-the-other
Perhaps saving a bit of time by doing a regiment at a time LOL. "Stand by yer beds lads, she's here!!!! Attenshun!!!"Err... it was actually three at a time..... (cough-cough)
Well,it’s just life no hair whatsoever..so no minge twinging etc..bald as a coot! Love it.Oh jeezus I had to reply to you, I forgot with all of these erections!
Do you mean arsehole or armhole? I am very much looking forward to not botheringyou are so funny
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