Katie Price #41 "can anyone local do me a weave"? Skanky's begging makes us heave

[Facehugger]

I've been with you girls how long? a year? use to have hair , aged fucking twenty years

Your details say you joined in January this year, that's 5 months!

i refer both of you to the most recent post when i replied to facehugger

Ermm, you've not replied to me today?

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

The MM is a prime example!

Katie was involved in that Jab Army which we took the piss.


Showing your age there!

I bet you are a lickle older

Apparently bring your bird to work day

Well done pink and happy birthday facehugger

No wonder he doesn't sell any cars

 

[Jersey Girl]

After that court case that didn't go her way I'm expecting more complete bollocks.

And just to make matters worse I'm no longer posting my Sunday Roasts, well not until I get a roast Beef dinner.

Well, let's hope her next court case doesn't go in her favour too!! Pleeeaaase! Disappointed re dinners- looked forward to them!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

OMG, A 2 letter word "by " isn't even within his spelling capabilities !! . Didn't get past that and it was the first sentence! Jesus

It got worse.

Even worse, Kerry Katona was a Bridesmaid.

Didn't she have Christmas trees as well

 

[DC16]

Katie Price to Turkey on £12,000 surgery trip with Carl Woods

KATIE Price jetted off to Turkey today for her latest round of surgery – and her THIRD holiday since lockdown lifted. The 43-year-old was spotted at the airport with her fiance Carl Woods ahe…

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It was Goff at the airport, no wonder she knew it was a pap!

 

[Pom Bear]

Haha, that's funny god that stuff used to make me as sick as she does xx

Thank you xx.
Looool yep same here horrible stuff, I admit I can't stand jelly either, it actually makes me gag xx

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Does anyone think they may have secretly gone away to have IVF?

The success rate in someone of frankenprice age is 22% that’s on the turkey ivf website so I think she really is grasping at straws in respect of successful pregnancies given her age

 

[MissGlitzyRitzy]

Does anyone know what her package of surgeries are?
Also isnt it illegal to book in a package I thought they called time on that, at least in the UK.

Also she wants a baby and her body must be dilluted with chemicals. I hope she gives it a break from baby talk.

No surgeon would do this op and no she is going to try for a baby soon after.
Its not advisable and really it should be the other way around..baby first...surgery later.

Lets face it she has a new nephew now. Thats special in itself.

 

[TheDog]

Well her cosmetics business is in essex so im guessing she lives in essex

Yes I’m sure it’s Essex.

I can't believe what I'm seeing! Frankenprice brushing her own hair...Now learn to wash it, you filthy cow!

Not her hair tho, it’s what some last minute hairdresser attached to her. Badly.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

She’s just called these wind chimes! Turbines you twunt!

I laugh everytime when you write 'twunt'

Can we get away with writing that in a thread suggestion?

Brilliant, our Carwash now works for TIT's

Ahahahahaaa, 'FailBoy'!

 

[MissGlitzyRitzy]

Ere we can only hope on way home the bog may have installed a button so after she presses the button after a she is flushed all the way through in the fucking ocean..awwww Karma.

Sadly as shes full of plastic theyll probably fish her back out of the ocean

 

[liar liar]

Its got a ghost writer, the one thats had to transcribe it's illiterate, ignoramus rantings into her previous "Best Sellers".

Working for skanky has to be the sort of job you only take on if theres absolutely NOTHING else going - jeez can you imagine being shut in a room with that thing banging-on about about itself for hours on end or dishing out accusations concerning the Exes, the terminally ill mother, blah blah blah? The very idea is enough to make you throw yourself in the river with concrete boots on


So do I through one of my GGFs, but scumbag is as scumbag does when it comes to skanky.

Even pikeys would be disgusted with that thing and the way it carries on especially with it's loose morals, because Romanies are generally highly religious and girls are regarded as so precious they are kept well-away from boys until they are to be married. Skanky would be burnt at the stake

The ghost writer died sometime ago. She has to find another one or Mirror Books will be writing it for her.

 

[liar liar]

I did ask this Question before , nobody answered , What car does Carwash drive ?

I think it is a Merc SUV - before he had the BMW MX5?

 

[peeko]

She’s just called these wind chimes! Turbines you twunt!

Hey there Geordie girl
swinging down the street so fancy free Nice to see you mate

 

[BigBlue2018]

ok Krusties , you may think my head was all over the Place , What you have to realise is that I consider myself a typical fella, got no interest in celebs soaps or any of that shit, or social media, But hated Skanky , stumbled upon here, and you know how much i love the Krusties , like a Family , Truthfully , But it was all new to me, and believe you me it wasn't as nice as now, I was a babe in the woods, and I did make the worst schoolboy error you could ever make, and although she might not remember it ,the one person who was always there to support and look after everyone was Bigblue , I do not forget ,so if she gets upset, so do I

Thank you Peeko my friend. Sending love! xxx

 

[Pink Squirrel]

And what's bollocks she posted about her doing a deplop drop tonight? Stupid cunt should've just put that a desperate minion will be deplopping later

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Katie Price's son Harvey SWEARS on GMB as Richard Madeley has to apologise

RICHARD Madeley was forced to apologise today when Katie Price’s son Harvey swore live on Good Morning Britain. The presenter said sorry to viewers who may have been offended when Harvey, 19,…

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Katie Price's live interview in chaos as light collapses on her and son Harvey

KATIE Price’s live Good Morning Britain interview was thrown into chaos today as a light reflector collapsed on her and her son Harvey. The teen looked stunned by the mishap, while Katie, 42,…

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Missed this

I can’t wear odd socks, they have to be a matching pair

 

[Harrigan]

Er yeah , don’t like bullies, don’t like arseholes upsetting our blue, don’t like everyone getting despondent, because we will have our day ,
I’ll take my tablets now Helga

Helga has been very lenient with you I shall have a word with her, you may require the cold bed bath treatment.

 

[Harrigan]

I mentioned it - that's why modern cars have cup holders. She's ignorant and not pregnant as this caffeine filled stuff would be a big no no.


Wallace & Gromit v II !

I forgot that love that duo! No I was thinking Olive from On the Buses or was it George and Mildred?

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

That white lace jumpsuit that barely hid her minge.

Oh, yeah - that thing!
Wasn’t that during the day though. Why does anyone wanna dress like a SLAPPER!!!