Katie Price #41 "can anyone local do me a weave"? Skanky's begging makes us heave

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Recap:
The biggest troll ever is giving a lecture about trolling Harvey
They are fucking off to a red zone for more plastic surgery
Skanky is releasing a book called Harvey and me about how amazing she is at being a mother

Heres my fave @Pom Bear pic from past thread
 
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Thanks for the new thread Captain and well done to our lovely pink squirrel for the title, round of applause my dear
 
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Recap:
The biggest troll ever is giving a lecture about trolling Harvey
They are fucking off to a red zone for more plastic surgery
Skanky is releasing a book called Harvey and me about how amazing she is at being a mother
Katie didn't read this then the fuckwit!

 
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Phew! Thank goodness for our Captain nipping in and saving the day like a lush locked superhero . Congratulations Pink on a spiffing winning title
 
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Full disclosure


Many moons ago I was at an event In Finsbury Park.

PA was a headliner. Madam rocked up with him.

Pink get up, and “look at me”

Crowed roared for him and the mere mention of her got boos

The biggest draw that day? Bloody The Wurzels. They were legend
 
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Phew! Thank goodness for our Captain nipping in and saving the day like a lush locked superhero . Congratulations Pink on a spiffing winning title
Consider yourself lucky I got home and even bothered to switch on the computer, had another 12 hour working day.
 
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I only went and did some work for a bit and we are on another thread? Has she actually done something or is she just being her usual krustykunt self?
 
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Consider yourself lucky I got home and even bothered to switch on the computer, had another 12 hour working day.
Well it's much appreciated! Now grab a bite to eat and have a well-earned, chilled evening . Fish finger sandwich tonight by any chance??
 
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Well it's much appreciated! Now grab a bite to eat and have a well-earned, chilled evening . Fish finger sandwich tonight by any chance??
I was EATING MY fish fingers and chips plus baguette as I was "researching the winner" and starting the thread, Men CAN multitask TOO!

Back to the plot and I've just realized Katie might be talking bollocks with this Turkey baster crap, she's just winding us up and the creditors.
 
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I was on the gov website tonight the list of workers allowed to travel to red countries. Where do these “celebs” fit in? The only one I could see was work but it stated regular work ie once a week abroad.
 
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I was on the gov website tonight the list of workers allowed to travel to red countries. Where do these “celebs” fit in? The only one I could see was work but it stated regular work ie once a week abroad.
Throwing money at stuff works for them i guess
 
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Rules don’t apply to her, she has never followed any before, so she wouldn’t bother reading it even if she could.
Katie is famous for doing what she isn't suppose to do and I am still waiting for that old devil KARMA to kick in.
 
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I’ve just seen in the DM that she’s wanting another facelift. Her face can’t get any tighter than it is now, surely?
 
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Katie is famous for doing what she isn't suppose to do and I am still waiting for that old devil KARMA to kick in.
Promise you it will be soon , All the Bullshit its like rearranging the Deckchairs on the Titanic ,She's Pot less , Carwash is definitely Pot less , Basically they're fucked
 
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